Guard With a Knife

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With a hurried whistle from the stadium, the game ended. 【Latest chapter reading】

109:95.

The Heat won without bloodshed.

Despite the various forward predictions at the beginning of the season, the Atlanta Hawks ranked much higher than the Miami Heat. Before the game, the forwards of the Eagles, especially Josh Smith, even more convincingly declared that they would complete face-to-face dunks on Snoopy.

However, it turned out to be.

When Snoopy stood in the paint, no one dunked. The boastful Josh Smith was even forced to kneel down, losing all face.

As for the Atlanta Hawks, who claimed to be ready to become a powerhouse in the East, they lost the game in a daze. They don't even know where they did it wrong. So Mike Woodson had to say repeatedly after the game: "We did a poor job on the rebounds, our mid-range and long-range shots were not good, and the instability of young players was further reflected. But I am very impressed with them. Confident, all of them are going to be elite players, maybe even All-Stars. Right now ... we're just missing a little bit of time, that's all."

It can be heard that Coach Woodson is as optimistic as ever.

In contrast, Snoopy seems a little pessimistic.

After the game, he was pulled aside by TNT sideline reporters, and then several Chinese reporters also surrounded him.

"I have to admit that the NBA is very competitive. I have tried my best to get 8 points tonight. I may not be able to expand the score to double digits for a long time in the future."

Snoopy responded modestly to his scoring ability as soon as he came up.

In terms of his performance tonight, he is 100% qualified to brag about his achievements. Not only did he get a quasi-triple-double, but he also capped Josh Smith, who was provocative before the game, to his knees... If it were any other player, At least five hundred words of self-praise will be launched on this.

Immediately the reporter took the initiative to mention the block.

"To be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to what he said before the game. This may be his psychological tactics and has nothing to do with me."

"I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do. As you can see, I'm doing a good job. As for Josh Smith, the only thing I want to say to him is: he needs to get some calcium."

At this time,

The interview was suddenly interrupted.

It turned out that there was a heated argument among fans who flocked to the edge of the field trying to ask Snoopy for his autograph. The fight started with a red-haired teenage girl who took the lead in attacking DM party members with a Taylor Swift poster in her hand.

Immediately, the two sides fought.

Snoopy used his prodigious leaping ability to leap over the stands before security intervened, hoping to stop the chaos.

However, the chaos did not end because of this, but became more intense, and everyone was attacking him.

"This is a tragic suicide attack."

Kenny Smith said without hesitation.

Ten minutes later, the security personnel at the scene finally rescued the 'scarred' Snoopy. At this time, his white home jersey had been torn into shreds, revealing his strong muscles, and various scratches of different lengths could be vaguely seen on it. Moreover, there are several lipstick marks of obviously different colors on the neck.

"Unfortunately. I can't be interviewed by you."

Before leaving, Snoopy still waved to the camera in a gentlemanly manner.

It's just that he looks really... embarrassed.

"It's like a husband who was raped by his wife." Earl Johnson seems to have a deep understanding of this: "The difference is that he was not raped by a 'wife', but by a group of women."

"I don't think Snoopy has learned to be an entertainer. Those Hollywood superstars never go to the fans to persuade them to fight." Charles Barkley said with a smile: "Also, his defensive ability still needs to be improved. Look at his jersey in shreds, the scratches on his muscles, the hickeys... he was literally tied up and raped - fucked 800 times."

"Hey, I said. Isn't the offensive ability the most important thing to strengthen? Poor Snoopy is completely helpless against double-team defenses. If it is Allen Iverson, he will break these tight defenses with a crossover. .”

"Unfortunately, Iverson will never be surrounded by so many girls at the same time."

The TNT studio was full of joy. They never expected that such news would come out before the live broadcast was about to end, which abruptly increased the ratings.

At this time, Doug, who returned to the locker room, was also teased by Dwyane Wade in person: "Listen, Snoopy. You should call the Guinness World Records committee right now. This is definitely the first time in NBA history. A player was attacked by a group of fans. Maybe you should also learn from Ron Artest how to punch the fans."

"However, if I were you just now, I would lie down directly. Anyway, someone will take off their pants and sit up and move by themselves!"

Dwyane Wade talked about dirty jokes.

Amused the locker room.

Amidst the roar of laughter, Snoopy asked Haslem beside him in a worried voice, "Shouldn't I be suspended by the league for this?"

Ha ha ha ha!

Haslem was thoroughly amused by the rookie, and he burst into laughter. Then tell him: "If you actually lay down like Dwyane said, and let those crazy female fans sit on them and move themselves, David Stern may have some safety for you because you don't wear a condom. criticize."

"But now, what he should do more is to praise you. You have created a new topic and a new focus for the game. I can guarantee that he is now happy from ear to ear, and praying to God: let Those women beat Snoopy once every game."

"Forehead……"

Duge was a little speechless, and he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

...

When I got home, as soon as I turned on the TV, MTV Entertainment announced to the audience in a passionate tone: "The latest news, the latest news. After the Miami Heat's home game against the Atlanta Hawks tonight, DT Party and DM The party fought violently, and the scene was very chaotic for a while. But the little duke appeared in time, and he forcefully separated the two groups of people, showing his masculinity..."

MTV cited TNT's video material.

Duge looked at himself standing in the middle of the screen and trying to separate the DT party and the DM party, and muttered angrily: This is like fighting a flood and disaster relief.

He turned off the TV and turned on the computer. Discussions on the Internet piled up like a mountain. The DM Party and the DT Party spread the flames of war to the Internet, and they accused each other of being responsible for the incident. And also made a detailed proof, however, no one can convince the other party.

So the two sides began to declare unilateral victory.

The DM party proudly declared: "The little duke protects us with his back, he obviously loves Miley Cyrus more."

The DT Party's explanation is: "The Duke doesn't want to see you at all, so he pushes you away with his butt."

The same thing, everyone has a different perspective on the problem.

But these angles made Doug feel absurd: I just don't want someone to get hurt because of me, why can't I just talk about it.

He reluctantly turned off the computer.

go to bed.

Pat Riley had just finished talking to Vicky when he pulled the covers back.

The two sides greeted each other's mother on the phone.

Pat Riley thought Vitch's proposal to trade Bruce Bowen for Snoopy was a heist as stupid as it was busting into a bank with lollipops.

**Vitch felt that Pat Riley's idea of ​​wanting Tony Parker was ridiculous: Tony Parker was the MVP of the Finals! !

Therefore, after warmly greeting each other's female family members, the two parties calmly hung up the phone.

Although they parted badly, Pat Riley knew that **Vitch would never give up because of this.

With the phone call from Mr. Vicki, Pat Riley once again confirmed that Snoopy was available. He has already drawn a price tag in his heart: If he wants to change Snoopy, he will take an All-Star player in his prime.

Lakers want? At least talk about Odom.

Celtic want? Rondo starts.

Orlando Magic? You have to use Turkoglu anyway.

As for the Cleveland Cavaliers, it seems that there are no other players except LeBron James.

After establishing this bottom line, Pat Riley's mood opened up a lot. Later, he made another phone call with Spoelstra, and he confirmed to Spoelstra that Doug's playing time must reach more than 20 minutes. At the same time, give him relatively sufficient possession of the ball.

Moreover, he asked Spoelstra to establish an "internal horse racing mechanism" as soon as possible, so that the No. 2 pick and the No. 8 pick will compete benignly, and produce a fierce but upward chemical reaction.

For Pat Riley, the two biggest bargaining chips in his hand now are Michael Beasley and Snoopidoo.

He hopes that both players can grow up quickly.

In this way, whether it is trading or staying in the team as the core training, there are double guarantees!

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