Guard With a Knife

When the pn live room was discussing what would happen between the puppy and Taylor tonight, Kobe Bryant was already surrounded by reporters, and his face was very ugly. ?шщЩ.suimEnG.1a However, some reporters still asked about the topic that made him unhappy: "What do you think of Snoopy, and in what areas do you think he still needs to improve?"

"Dude, he's already killing games, what advice can I give him?"

Kobe Bryant left these words and walked into the locker room with a livid face. Obviously, the loss of this game had a great impact on him, and his mood was almost as bad as when he was eliminated in the finals.

Then, in the locker room of the home team, Kobe Bryant's roar and the sound of banging things. It is not difficult to see from the voice that Andrew Bynum has become his vent target.

However, Bynum did have to take responsibility for the game. His defense at the last moment was still too lax. If he hadn't laughed mockingly at the time, maybe he could have moved faster, and the result of being faster might have been a successful block.

However, there is no if. It's as if what was said can never be taken back. The world will always remember Bynum's wild words before the game and his arrogance in the first half. Of course, he will not forget his humiliation in the second half and his loneliness at the end.

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When Phil Jackson appeared at the post-match press conference, he was once again "difficult" by pn reporters.

"Do you think Snoopy hit the rookie wall tonight?"

This question corresponds to an interview with Phil Jackson during the intermission of the game. At that time, Phil Jackson said with confidence that the puppy had hit the rookie wall.

"Yes, he hit the rookie wall." Phil Jackson can still keep smiling: "But, the wall cracked. We couldn't limit him. He had an unexpected chemical reaction with Dwyane Wade. "

This answer made the reporters laugh out good-naturedly.

Zen master is still very humorous.

Later, the Chinese reporter asked Phil Jackson about making Kobe Bryant look bad.

Phil Jackson seemed very serious this time. He said: "Although he broke through the rookie wall and hit a lore. But he needs to improve too much. He still has no scoring ability, and his breakthrough rhythm still needs to be strengthened. "

"However, he is already the best support around the Flash. Next, the Miami uniform team must make a choice between him, Sean Marion and Michael Beasley.

Although Snoopy's flank defense ability is not as good as Marion's, his autonomous offensive ability is not as good as Beasley's, and his scoring ability is equal to zero. But he is the perfect player for Wade. This is a problem that requires wisdom to solve. "

Phil Jackson said something.

He is a person who is very good at exerting influence on opponents with words.

When his words come out, it can be expected that the basketball media will definitely reprint them tomorrow. After all, the media also likes to create this kind of civil strife drama.

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When Doug returned to the locker room, almost everyone applauded.

Of course, Spoelstra is most gratified.

Sean Marion and Michael Beasley hugged him successively.

Although Marcus Banks of the nv team was still arguing with Doug, Marion had actually let go of his defenses. Tonight, he received several good passes from Doug, which made him feel familiar again. He already thinks that his junior Joel Anthony is no longer worthy of being Snoopy's opponent, he is not at the same level at all, so why compete?

Therefore, he took the initiative to hug Duge in order to improve the relationship between them.

And Michael Beasley has always regarded Doug as his own, and of course he wants to celebrate his brother's great victory.

Overnight, Duge suddenly became the third force in the locker room on an equal footing with the two major forces.

Moreover, the two captains Dwyane Wade and Haslem admire him very much.

It seems that he already has a little detached status.

"He's becoming the glue," head assistant Keith Smart told Spoelstra.

He has been observing Doug, and since Doug became the leader of the temporary team quietly in the summer league, he has higher expectations for Doug. It's just that the current situation is beyond his imagination. He didn't expect Duge to emerge from the two major forces out of thin air and become the third force. Moreover, he didn't form any cliques at all, and everyone was convinced by him.

He even has a worry, if Snoopy continues to grow, will he replace Dwyane Wade?

His idea was just born.

The Flash over there just laughed, and he told the deputy general manager Billy: "Dude, if you don't approve the puppy's vacation tonight, I can guarantee that the angry T-Party will pull out your chimney."

Haslem helped to speak: "Billy, stop adhering to your so-called curfew principle. Standing in front of you is the youngest Mr. Triple-Double in history!!"

The two captains sang together, originally Billy was afraid that the team members would follow suit and planned to refuse Snoopy's request for leave.

But seeing that the players supported Snoopy to go out, he quickly put on a smile: "Okay. But you have to arrive at the hotel before 10:30 tomorrow morning, and we will return to this arena at 2:00 pm for back-to-back games warm up."

"Of course." Doug quickly agreed.

Then, he changed his clothes and prepared to leave.

When leaving, Michael Beasley also specially sent a box of Durex: "I like listening to Taylor Swift's songs very much recently, remember to give me a few more fucks."

Forehead…….

Duge had black lines all over his head, and there were so many flaws in this sentence that Duge rolled his eyes.

He returned Durex to Beasley, and said angrily, "I'm not on a date."

With that said, he strode out of the locker room.

Not on a date?

Beasley feels very strange, why not go on a date?

At this time, Mario Chalmers on the side laughed: "Michael, don't you understand? The size of the condom you provided is too small, and it can't fit the puppy's crime tool at all."

This sentence made the locker room burst into laughter.

Beasley was quite comfortable about it, because everyone had seen the puppy as a tool of crime. Since Snoopy walked into the bathroom of Miami's home locker room naked, Miami's "locker room show off meeting" that had been maintained for many years came to an abrupt end, as if ice cubes melted in water, silently. Also, everyone's style has become civilized, and everyone has learned to come in and out with a bath towel tied on.

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"I appreciate your kiss very much."

When Dug sat in the glass box of the Michelin three-star restaurant, he solemnly expressed his gratitude to Taylor Swift: "It has brought me great help in a difficult situation, and it has given me the ability to kill the game." ability."

This thing is amazing, and beyond Doug's imagination.

He doesn't know why the kisses of Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and, before that, Jennifer Lawrence give him strength. In fact, he was also kissed by other female fans during this period. After playing the Atlanta Hawks game, he was even gnawed by a top beauty with his neck around his neck for nearly a minute.

However, nothing happened.

"You are welcome."

Taylor Swift was a little flushed by Doug's solemn thanks, and replied incoherently: "This is what I should do."

ah?

Doug's eyebrows instantly flew up.

At this point, Selena Gomez chimed in again: "So, Snoopy. Can you write me a song?"

"Ah?" Duge didn't expect the topic to change so quickly.

"If I have inspiration, I don't mind if it happens. But the problem is, I don't know when the inspiration will come." Duge spread his palms, tactfully expressing his helplessness.

"I believe your inspiration will come soon. Because love can stimulate all energy, including inspiration." Selena said serious nonsense.

Her voice just fell.

Inspiration didn't come.

But angry Nick Jonathan and Joey Jonathan suddenly broke into the box.

They looked very anxious and angry.

Because of their arrival, the scene was once very embarrassing.

When Dug tried to invite them to sit down and taste the Australian lobster made by the top chef.

Nick Jonathan flew into a rage: "Snoopy. Are you going to snatch Selena? You have already won Miley Cyrus' favor, and you have won. But, please don't go to my daughter again. Unleash your charm in front of your friends, okay?"

Nick Jonathan is obviously suffering from 'Snoopy Syndrome'. When he and his second brother saw Taylor, Selena, and Demi appearing on the nb field at the same time on TV, they realized that something was wrong . Selena and Demi have shown their envy for Miley Cyrus to them more than once recently. They seem to be eager to find a boyfriend who can make them popular quickly. Even Demi has emphasized more than once , It would be great if there was one more party.

These remarks made the Losers League very frustrated.

So they watched the whole game patiently, and they watched with grief how Snoopy dominated the game and killed their loyal team, the Lakers.

But this is not the end of the story. In the end...Taylor, Selena, and Demi actually appeared in the interview at the same time. They talked and laughed, and invited Snoopy to dinner.

And Demi and Selena even said on camera that they only support love, not competition. Such remarks fell into the ears of Brother Jonathan, it was simply a signal to join the battle group.

Therefore, the two brothers finally found this shop through sophisticated searches.

When Nick Jonathan questioned Snoopy. His second brother Joey Jonathan came to Demi's side.

After failing to confess to Taylor Swift, Joy's has apparently shifted focus.

He told Demi: "Let's go home."

"Oh, no. Nick, are you spying on me? We're not officially boyfriend and girlfriend yet, okay?" Selena Gomez was annoyed that Nick Jonathan suddenly intruded on her dinner, which made her feel serious not free.

However, they don't know it. In the tall building opposite, the cameras of at least twenty media reporters were pointing at the glass restaurant here.

Nothing here escapes their camera equipment.

Especially when Brother Jonathan appeared, there were cheers one after another.

This is definitely big news.

The Brotherhood of Broken Front has appeared again.

Will they be tucked into the couch again by Snoopy? Or... trash can?

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