Guard With a Knife

"When your opponent's overall shooting percentage exceeds 58.6%, and the three-point shooting percentage is as high as 45.8%, it is difficult for you to win."

Mike Brown said with a relaxed expression at the press conference after the game: "The NBA is like this. No team is really weak."

He didn't take this failure as a big deal.

When talking about Snoopy's final lore, he also said in a normal tone: "That was a very wonderful goal."

It seems that he does not want to exaggerate the Knicks' success at all.

This is the consensus of the Cavaliers. LeBron James refused all visits after the game and did not attend the post-game conference.

On this matter, Doug reached a consensus with him. As the winner, Doug was also absent from the press conference. He didn't have the psychological needs to talk under the spotlight. In his mind, low-key progress is far more important than swaggering.

However, things are not as he imagined.

When he walked into the locker room, Zach Randolph immediately rushed up to hug him, and even circled three times in the middle of the locker room.

"This is our winner's reward!!"

Zach Randolph yelled so loudly that he could almost re-do Snoopy's hair with the saliva coming out of his big mouth.

Duger flicked the drool on his forehead, and struggled away from Zach Randolph: "Dude, if I knew that the winner is such a reward, I would never hit that damn goal."

This sentence made the locker room laugh out loud.

"Honestly, Snoopy. The way you shut up those idiots is so cool! I've been sick of seeing those stupid asses for a long time." As a player, the only thing left is to tout the function of LeBron James.”

"That's why I don't want to play." Eddie Curry came over chewing on a hamburger: "I don't want to work hard to play for those fans raised by dog ​​food."

His big belly wobbled and sounded convincing.

It is undeniable that the provocative New York media and the "no loyalty" New York fans have a great impact on the morale of the Knicks players.

but.

Doug gave him an angry look.

"Your reason is not convincing." Doug stared at Eddie Curry calmly: "You are just not good at competition, that's all."

Doug's tone was very calm, and his tone was very calm.

But... it gave Eddie Curry a shock in the tenderness, and he forgot to open and close his mouth while biting the burger.

Doug didn't say much else, he's not obliged to teach a billionaire how to be motivated, how to fight: it's ridiculous and meddling.

He walked into the luxury bathroom.

Under the warm shower, he clearly felt his blood cooling down, and his body's incoordination and stiffness gradually became apparent.

Now Doug already knows what his body is like.

He clutched his heart: here is the key. And blood.

Only the rapid beating of the heart and the rush of blood can restore the stiff limbs... This is the real way to overcome rigidity with softness. Instead of collecting yin and nourishing yang.

This also explains why some female fans don't feel anything when they kiss themselves. But Taylor, Miley, and Jennifer can create miraculous effects.

"Phew! It seems... I have to challenge my limits more on the court."

Doug groaned. Isaiah Thomas is right, you have to be brave at critical moments, and you have to temper your heart!

When Dug came out of the bathroom, Zach Randolph was already pulling Milicic to tango, looking like a black and white bear.

"Since when did you get along so well?"

Doug asked Quentin Richardson next to him unexpectedly.

"They had a mutual lover in Atlanta, and it just came out when they were bragging to each other about their ability to pick up girls," Quentin Richardson told him.

This is not a strange thing in the NBA. Many NBA players have lovers in different cities. During the long season, they always need some vents.

only….

Duge frowned. Based on his existing knowledge, he found it incredible: "Shouldn't they fight? This is betrayal."

"Come on, rookie. Rich NBA players are never emotionally involved, just flesh and blood. Look at them, they're like brothers now, they're true fellows." Quentin Richardson Shrugged and smiled, he looked eager to try, obviously, he also wanted to try that sexy Mexican girl. There are not many women who can dance Zach Randolph and Milicic.

Duge looked at the two happy fellows in confusion. From his ethical point of view, he felt that the heads of both of them were glowing green. But they happen to be able to live in harmony... or Westerners can live.

At this moment, Zach Randolph came over and invited Dug, who he hoped Dug would attend their party tonight.

However, Doug rejected them very directly.

He said he still has some important things to do tonight.

Just when Randolph was about to ask something important, the screen of Doug's phone lit up just right, and Taylor Swift's name was displayed on it.

Randolph winks knowingly and says, "Enjoy six-foot women."

This seems to have become the consensus of NBA players. They don't know where they got the theoretical knowledge. They firmly believe that six-foot women are darker than five-foot women, and women with darker skin are fatter.

All kinds of theoretical knowledge are constantly being promoted in the NBA locker room. Sometimes Doug even thinks that these guys should go to the adult channel to start a late-night show. The name is already thought of: the women I slept with in those years.

The life of an NBA player is too erosive! !

Duge muttered, and he walked out of the locker room with his bag on his back.

Then a call from Taylor Swift came through outside the locker room.

"Oh, Snoopy. Congratulations on your great victory, your lore ball is so good, I jumped up because of it!" Taylor Swift first congratulated Doug's game.

Later, she asked Doug: "The arranger teacher has been making arrangements for this song today, and now he has made two different versions. We need you to come to the scene to confirm. You know that time is very tight now, and we plan to There are less than ten days until the release of this song at NBA All-Star Weekend."

"Oh well."

Doug nodded and agreed.

He didn't think about anything else, he knew Taylor Swift was on her period recently.

So, he drove into Taylor Swift's villa.

He didn't shy away from it at all. But in fact, many reporters have photographed his whereabouts. Snoopy stayed overnight at Taylor Swift's mansion. This news has been fermented in major media.

Ever since Snoopy joined the Knicks, entertainment reporters in New York have set out to create a corroborating picture.

But...all of them missed their chance last time.

And this time, they got some wind in advance, and they got a consultation that Snoopy will go to Taylor Swift's villa tonight. Even though they don't know where this information came from, many paparazzi reporters still faithfully guarded the two sides.

When Dug drove in, he was not surprised by the commercial vehicles parked on the side of the road.

When he walked into the recording studio on the second floor, Taylor Swift and the producer were already waiting there.

"The night view of New York is very good. The lights in the distance merge with the stars in the sky, which gives people an artistic enjoyment." Taylor Swift told Dug as she opened the curtains.

Doug looked out the window, and he nodded. Then he said, "Let's listen to the arrangement."

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