Guard With a Knife

On the second day of the All-Star Weekend, the weather was fine.

Doug did not attend official NBA community events, a privilege given to him by NBA headquarters.

He won the MVP last night and became the focus of discussion again today, and the reason is not only because of his performance on the court. More discussion points are still placed on Taylor Swift's big win and Jennifer Lawrence's sad exit.

The photos and videos taken by those reporters last night became the headlines of today's entertainment section.

Taylor Swift also said unabashedly in the media: "I can understand Miss Jennifer's inability to let go, but she must face up to what is happening now and the fact that she has become a thing of the past."

Her 'smug' remarks were considered a victory speech.

It's just that people are very puzzled about what is the root cause of her victory, which has aroused great speculation among the people.

Dug looked at Taylor Swift in high spirits on TV, his right hand holding the phone was trembling. Then, he nodded and said into the receiver: "Yes, there is indeed a marriage registration certificate between us..."

beep! beep!

The phone's busy tone came from the receiver.

Duge subconsciously lay down on the sofa.

He didn't like that feeling, the real sense of bondage that Taylor Swift brought to him on TV, which was in high spirits, probably came from the marriage registration that was signed in a completely drunk state.

After a while, Taylor Swift called.

Doug chose to be silent.

He needs to be quiet.

He's kind of tired of where he is now.

...

"He's the NBA player I most want to be."

Eastern All-Star starting center Dwight Howard said in an interview at a community event: "His current state is what I dreamed of. How I wish there were several female stars fighting for me in the media! This is better than receiving it every night. A dozen notes are more fulfilling."

He looked envious, as if he was tired of the life of changing a cannon every day,

He also wants to make a name for the lace news that moves the United States.

However, except for him. When other All-Star players talked about Snoopy, most of them had negative comments.

"He's an icon, that's all I can say about him. Even though he's more famous than me, makes more money than me, and has a fan base that's several blocks away from me. But don't you Do you think it would be awkward for him to be in the same position as us veterans?" Western Conference backup point guard Chauncey Billups said when asked what he thought of Snoopy.

In last night's ESPN headlines, basketball pundits used him as a comparison to Snoopy, saying that Snoopy, who completed the fatal lore, is a player with a big heart like Billups.

"I'm called a player with a big heart because I shot very calmly and accurately at the critical moment, and his shot can only be described as a fluke, you know what I mean? God only gave him a delicate singing voice and a handsome face."

Billups quickly ended the interview. He felt that it was absurd for the reporter to compare Snoopy with him.

"If he wants to be a real basketball player, he has to manage his off-court news. No one can deal with several female stars and still maintain 100% concentration. Women will only consume a man's energy. They won't bring any help." Stephen Nash seriously offered advice to Snoopy through the camera.

Stephen Nash does have enough say in the matter of abstinence and health preservation.

"From a basketball point of view, it doesn't make sense for him to be in the All-Star Game. But ... this is the NBA, this is the All-Star Game, and the fans will let whoever they want to see..."

Kevin Garnett was still a little sour when he mentioned Doug.

Doug in front of the TV has long since wanted to hear these arguments.

He turned off the TV.

He knew what those All-Stars were thinking: none of them thought that they should appear in the Eastern All-Star locker room, let alone be the All-Star ticket king and firmly occupy the starting position.

Their stomachs are full of sour sarcasm and jealousy.

Doug can understand why they think so, it's nothing more than feeling that their ability has not reached the standard of an All-Star.

But isn't the standard of the All-Stars is to let the players that the fans want to see appear on the game stage?

Doug was puzzled.

His cell phone rang again, and the number had been identified as Scarlett Johansson.

...

"So, you men also have this kind of intriguing envy and jealousy?" Scarlett Johansson is like a big sister who has been listening to the troubles of the young Snoopy.

"I don't know what they think. Maybe they think that I, an outsider, has taken away the position that should belong to them." Duge shrugged his shoulders, and he reclined on the comfortable sofa.

The atmosphere here made him feel relaxed, and he didn't know when Scarlett Johansson stayed in the hotel where the All-Star players stayed, and even booked the most luxurious presidential suite.

"Would you like a glass of red wine?" Scarlett Johansson stood up, she was dressed very relaxed. Only a thin pajamas, luxury custom brand from Italy fully outlined her sexy curves.

"No, I still have a match tomorrow." Doug refused.

"Competition? Didn't you say that tomorrow those guys will definitely isolate you?" Scarlett poured her a glass of red wine: "This is the top red wine made by my friend in a winery in Bordeaux, France. You should try it."

Duge shook his head, he still picked up the cup subconsciously.

The current state makes him feel depressed. He is not a person who is content to be an "idol player". He wanted to let all the superstars who are "above" know how powerful he is, and let them put away their contempt and ridicule.

But... the problem now is that his own strength is limited. In other words, he has not yet fully controlled his domineering body.

At this time, the mobile phone on the table lit up again, and it was still Taylor Swift's name.

Doug quickly pressed the mute button.

Looking very upset, he asked Scarlett Johansson: "So, you women can't wait to control everything about men after you get some credentials?"

"Maybe young girls are like this." Scarlett Johansson brushed her hair with all sorts of amorous feelings.

Then, she asked again: "Certificate? What do you mean?"

"Marriage registration." Doug told Scarlett Johansson in a rather helpless tone.

Scarlett's eyes widened immediately, and she was dumbfounded: "You are actually married to Taylor? My God! No wonder Jennifer Lawrence was photographed looking lost. So... when did this happen? Have you reached the legal age for marriage? ? Where did you get the certificate? China?”

Scarlett's series of questions suddenly reminded Doug.

Duge immediately put down his glass: "Do you have a computer here?"

After receiving Scarlett's guidance, Duge quickly walked to the computer, and then he checked the information for a while, including Chinese and English web pages.

During this process, Scarlett clearly saw Snoopy's expression from frowning to smiling.

Finally, he actually jumped up.

Then he turned around and hugged herself. Scarlett swore that she had never been hugged so strongly. When her soft body touched Snoopy's rock-solid muscles, she felt like she was about to melt... ...Am I suffering from a 'can't touch Snoopy' syndrome?

When she was asking herself, the Duke actually hugged her around in circles, and the swaying around made her whole soul leap to the clouds. She liked this feeling very much.

mu-a!

When she was put down, the little duke actually kissed her hard on the forehead.

His joy came from the inside out, feeling like a death row prisoner who was released after serving his sentence.

"Thank you so much! Your words gave me a major reminder, it turns out... my marriage contract is not subject to legal agreement. I am free!!"

mu-a!

Snoopy kissed Scarlett Johansson's left cheek hard again, which made Scarlett Johansson unable to control her body anymore, and she clamped her legs hard.

"Goodbye, Scarlett. I have to play a game to celebrate. Last night, I was giving away heads, and the bad news and bad restraint affected my feel."

Snoopy dropped these words, and he quickly ran out of the room.

Scarlett then slumped on the sofa, staring blankly at the glass of red wine that hadn't been drunk. Ten minutes ago, she had carefully added the legendary medicinal powder that made men crazy. And now, with her left hand gripping down to her stomach, she had to change into a pair of panties: Snoopy's hugs, twirling, and kissing had brought her to her physical peak.

She didn't know why it happened.

But she had to admit that she was hopeless.

"Snoopy is so irresponsible, is the game more fun than me?"

I am the second most sexy beauty in the world! !

Scarlett Johansson said this when she walked into the bathroom.

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