Guard With a Knife

The confrontation between the pirate master and the duke girl originated 18 hours ago.

At the time, the image of Karlie Kloss kissing the Duke was becoming a hot topic in the entertainment news.

Then, a piece of information quickly appeared on the real-time website: "Karlie Klaus is not worthy of the Duke in every possible way. Standing in front of Snoopy, she looks more like a follower than a girlfriend."

Scarlett Johansson even talked about Karlie Kloss's clothes when asked by reporters: "To be honest, if I was 185 cm tall, I would never try a bohemian dress. It looks like Tie the bed sheet to the clothes rail...er, it should be hung on two clothes rails."

Scarlett Johansson's remarks fell into the eyes of the pirate master.

He immediately wrote a long article of nearly 800 words on his social networking page. He analyzed why he thought Karlie Klaus and Duke Snoopy were a natural match from various angles: "...the body can't lie Organs, from the point of view of body structure, they fit perfectly from every angle, this kind of fit is one in a million, this is the miracle of God's creation. In a narrow sense, if they close the bedroom door, they will find anything else in each other Happiness that no one can replace, they are Adam and Eve!"

"...Scarlett is nothing more than a cheap sexy woman in my eyes. Her bones are less than a ten thousandth of Carly's. As for her dressing style... sorry, I can't bear to rummage through the trash vocabulary."

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The godfather and oligarchs in the fashion circle have always been known for their sharp words, and the pirate master is no exception.

When his article was published, it quickly became a hot topic of discussion.

Originally, this incident had nothing to do with Miley Cyrus. Everyone knew that she and Scarlett Johansson even got into trouble at the police station.

However, this time she actually stood up to deal with John Galliano: "His babbling remarks are disgusting. In fact, he should be a magician rather than a designer. Of course, in my eyes , his designs are totally useless, I will never wear his clothes because his aesthetic is completely twisted. Only a psycho would think that Karlie Kloss and Snoopy are a match made in heaven."

Miley Cyrus's recent speeches are getting more and more puzzling. When the reporters asked her this question, they thought she would throw trouble at Scarlett Johansson.

But it turned out that she directly mocked the pirate master.

This is reminiscent of the news that she and Rihanna splashed drinks at a nightclub in Los Angeles a few days ago, but now, Rihanna is standing beside her, and they are now like good girlfriends. Released the latest single "bang! bang! ". And, Rihanna also said: "We will go to Madison Garden to cheer for Duke Snoopy, and I will ask him face to face. If he doesn't give me a clear answer, I will introduce a girlfriend to Miley. I swear , I am absolutely serious!"

Except Miley Cyrus, actually.

Taylor Swift also said in front of the media: "My friendship with Carly is undergoing a huge test."

Moreover, she also thinks that John Galliano's body structure theory is pure nonsense, and she even pointed out: "He is luring minors to taste the forbidden fruit. This is definitely a wrong demonstration. Carly is only 17 years old now. !!!”

Of course, her remarks did not get the support of the public, and some people even teased that when she and Miley Cyrus fought backstage at the American Music Awards last year, neither of them were of age.

Moreover, the United States has the famous "Romeo and Juliet Act", which allows young people to taste the forbidden fruit.

If it is an active sexual act between teenagers, even if one or both parties are minors, it is not considered a crime. Of course, this is a relatively rough explanation, and there are actually some restrictive clauses, for example: if one party is an adult, the age difference from the underage party cannot exceed 3 years; the underage party must be older than 14 years.

And Snoopy and Karlie Kloss obviously meet the conditions in this regard.

God knows why the Duke is only 19 years old this year.

Stephen Curry is also very puzzled by this. He is a full year older than Duger, but he has not yet participated in the draft.

"I can assure you that no one will break the triple-double record you keep." Stephen Curry tried to discuss the "Duke Girls Gathering Incident" with Duger to no avail, and began to mention basketball to Duger. question.

Duger shrugged his shoulders, and he looked helplessly at Stephen Curry, who had been trying to talk to himself: "If you are really bored, you can go to sleep."

"Oh no. I can't go to sleep until you fall asleep first."

Stephen Curry told Doug seriously.

Because Lin Weiwei told him to make sure that Snoopy would not go across the backyard to a certain woman's room at night.

On this point, he is strictly enforced.

Doug shook his head helplessly.

An hour later, Doug stretched himself. At this time, Stephen Curry's eyelids were already fighting crazily. Seeing him like this, Doug was annoyed and funny.

He stood up and said, "Good night."

Curry finally breathed a sigh of relief and could finally go to bed.

When Doug and Curry fell asleep, a fanatical duke storm was raging on the far side of the ocean.

CCTV Sports Channel broadcast the bench shots of the third game. Although they did not broadcast all the content, they picked out several key points.

For example, the chats when going to the arena, the Knicks' elation before the game, the low morale after being in trouble, Duger's shouts to stabilize the army, and desperately fighting for rebounds again and again, and finally...the lore wins!

20 hours of filming was condensed into 9 minutes.

And it was these 9 minutes that made the domestic fans go crazy.

Originally, they were very excited and proud just watching the game.

And when these first-person images were released, they were even more excited.

"What thighs!! What a leader!! What an ace!! How domineering!!"

"The gas field exploded!! The final lore shot was so frankly relieved!! This is definitely a milestone in the history of Chinese basketball. Du Ge is a player of another level. There is no disrespect for Yao Huang here, but... Yao He is still too introverted in the NBA, he seldom takes over the team directly like Doug, even did the work of the head coach, and he still wins!!"

"The lore king is really not a joke! Duge is very imposing, he does what he says! The Celtics overturned at the last moment, and that lore made me kneel directly!!"

"In the past, the black players in the NBA seemed to have the kind of rebellious and rebellious tonality. I didn't expect our Doug to take care of them! Randolph even acted like a baby with Doug before the game. ... really blinded my dog's eyes."

"In terms of leadership, among all the Chinese players in history, Duge is in the first gear, and then he is in the second gear... Let's talk about other players."

"The way Duge picked up the tactical board has the momentum of General Fan in the football field. General Fan was also the captain in the Crystal Palace back then..."

"Can Fan Zhiyi compete with Duggar? Crystal Palace is not even a Premier League team, but the NBA is the best basketball league in the world. And Duggar brought the Knicks into the playoffs by himself. He is the absolute core of the team. And he's going to be black soon... If you want me to say, he is China's Jordan!!"

"It turns out that the life of an NBA player is like this. There are so many contents in an NBA game. I really want to watch the full version..."

"Why is there no picture of Doug being kissed by a female model? That's the highlight of this competition. Now the American entertainment industry is full of trouble because of this incident."

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Discussions among Chinese fans swept Chinese websites like a tsunami. Almost everyone applauded Duge for turning things around by himself. For them, Duge has even become the pride of the nation!

But when these images were spread back to the United States via the Internet, everyone was concerned about another issue.

In CCTV's edited version, Doug talked about the songs he had written at the beginning. He said that his favorite song is "JUST-The-Way-You-Are", and he also said that this song is thinking about Automatically popped up in a girl's head.

This news makes the gossip fans who have been bickering about the Duchess girl recently even more excited, and they can't wait to dig. In the end, through the comparison of clues, it was confirmed that the girl was Jennifer Lawrence.

"I have to go to New York and I have to let him know that I'm still waiting for him!"

Jennifer Lawrence called her agent at 4:00 a.m. in Los Angeles, and she told him in a non-negotiable tone: "I'm not going to that ceremony. For me, the best newcomer award is far less than Snoopy. .Don't tell me about the duchess girl, I only know that I am his first love!"

With that said, she hung up the phone.

She couldn't wait to rush to the airport, she wanted to take the fastest plane to New York, and she wanted to appear at the front of Madison Garden.

In fact, while she was taking action. Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have already headed to New York one step ahead.

And Selena Gomez arrived in New York the night before.

As for Taylor Swift, who was originally in New York, she bought the seat behind the home team's bench two days in advance.

Meanwhile, Pirate Lord John Galliano has created the perfect suit for Karlie Kloss. Galliano assured her: "No matter how many people they come and how beautiful their clothes are, as long as you show up, they will be dimmed by you. You are the real duchess!!"

At the same time, gossip fans also began to look forward to this game.

Because this is very likely to be the stage where all the duchess girls compete in the same field! !

No one would want to miss such a battle of the century.

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