Guard With a Knife

These three identical messages built up a feeling of wonder in Doug's head. He kept guessing under what circumstances they had reached such a tacit understanding. But there has been no result.

Fortunately, two minutes later, a call from Karlie Kloss gave him an explanation.

It turned out that she organized this bureau.

She invited the other three to stay at her house, and she hoped that each other would reduce their disputes in the media, which she believes is not helpful to everyone.

To be honest, Doug agrees with her.

However, he resisted being on the same occasion with them at the same time, after all...he had physical collisions with all three of them. He unilaterally believed that the scene would cause embarrassment.

So, after he ended the call, he called Stephen Curry.

He wanted the guy to show up there together, at least with a buffer.

And yet... Stephen Curry told him on the phone: "Dande Anthony said something important to talk to me about, so maybe I won't be coming home tonight."

All right.

Dug could only go to the garage with his bag. As soon as he got in the car, he received a call from Taylor Swift. Taylor told Dug on the phone that she wanted to talk to him, and she said...Jennifer Lawrence is in her car.

When Duge heard the news, his head was completely dumbfounded.

He doesn't know what day it is, the reconciliation meeting?

Didn't Taylor Swift fight Jennifer Lawrence before? Why did you suddenly reconcile today?

And Miley Cyrus and the others...

"oK, party at Karlie Kloss's tonight, I'll be over in a minute."

Duge simply went all out.

Since the three of them have already gathered over there, let's just catch them all!

The so-called no worries about debt.

Come together!

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"The Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 132-106 tonight,

Advance with a total score of 4:0. The last to get a playoff ticket, they became the first team to advance to the semifinals. However, with Zach Randolph's injury, the Knicks are not favored by everyone to continue to advance in the Eastern Conference semifinals. "

"Currently, fan forums in Miami and Atlanta are carnivaling. The two teams with a total score of 2:2 theoretically have the possibility of advancing to the semi-finals. Now all experts are predicting that no matter which team it is If they make it through, they will all be players in this year's Eastern Conference Finals...because the Knicks are so weak."

"Although Snoopy averaged a triple-double in the first round and made history. But he is still not regarded as a star. Experts generally believe that the biggest contributor to the Knicks in the first round is Zach Randolph, because he is the only A player who can hold the ball to open the situation. Snoopy’s ability to hold the ball has yet to be tested, and his ability on the offensive end is still far inferior to his organization and defense of the penalty area.”

"In addition, the Western Conference champion Los Angeles Lakers are about to complete their promotion..."

Doug was listening to the "Voice of Basketball" program from the car radio, and his speed was unusually slow.

In fact, it's the slowest car he's ever driven.

But even at a snail's pace, the destination is still there.

He got home at half past twelve in the morning.

At this time...the Karlie Kloss house next door was brightly lit.

...

In fact, the relationship between the duchess and the girls is not monolithic.

When Karlie Kloss brings Selena Gomez, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, and Rihanna, who doesn't know why she's in the group, into her home, she goes upstairs Miley Cyrus took off her clanking punk coat as she changed clothes and headed down to the bodega to stock up on party supplies.

"Scarlett, I think you have a reason to confess to me now what you did at the Chicago Arena? I heard your cat meowing! I'm not those two idiot rap security guards."

Miley Cyrus' attack made Rihanna turn her head, and she expressed her opinion before Scarlett Johansson replied: "Are you talking about security idiots, or rap idiots?"

Rihanna has a close relationship with the big guys in the rap circle. In fact, she is also a half-rap singer herself.

"Hey, what's going on in your head? I'm now questioning the criminal who raped Snoopy! Got it?" Miley Cyrus turned her head to warn Rihanna not to digress, and continued to examine Scarlett.

Ha ha.

Scarlett sneered under the aggressive gaze: "So, are you going to let the New York police check my underwear this time? Or... are you going to come and try it yourself... oh! sh*t! Sexy trash talk like that, damn it."

Immediately Miley Cyrus raised her eyebrows and retorted: "Even if I'm bisexual, I'm definitely not even a little bit interested in you. Galliano is right about at least one thing, you're just A schmuck that sells cheap sex appeal."

"Some people aren't even sexy at all."

Selena said something at the right time.

Then, Miley Cyrus stood up suddenly, and she pointed at Selena Gomez and said, "God, why didn't you pull out your vocal cords, bitch! Do you think you can take away my two boyfriends in a row?" ?It is different now, I will never obey any arrangement of the company, the whole world knows that Snoopy is my man, you will never succeed..."

She wasn't finished yet.

Taylor Swift's voice came from the corridor: "Is it your man? Then what am I?"

When Swift and Jennifer Lawrence walked in, the smell of gunpowder in the hall instantly exploded, and if they were not careful, the gun would go off, causing an explosion no less than 1000tnt in magnitude!

That's when Karlie Kloss finally emerges from the next room, pushing a cart bigger than a Wal-Mart filled with pillows.

"Hey sisters, let's have a pillow fight!"

"Whenever my model sisters are unhappy, they always use this way to vent their emotions. But until then, we better change into pajamas!"

Karlie Kloss said loudly.

...

Dug sat in the garage for nearly ten minutes, and the basketball experts on the radio kept explaining his flaws at length, over and over again, the same words: "Snoopy doesn't have the ability to attack with the ball at all, and even our analysis found that , his drive will be distorted in the case of confrontational defense, and his ability to finish at the basket is completely overshadowed by his ability to draw fouls..."

Snapped!

Doug turned off the radio, turned off the engine and got out of the car.

He walked over to Karlie Kloss's house.

It's the back door.

When he approached the house, he could already hear the loud screaming and swearing inside...'Scarlett, you are a bitch, your bottom is looser than cotton candy', 'Selena, your ventriloquist should be compared to the orangutans in the zoo , y'all good at swallowing bananas'' FKY, Taylor Swift your boobs are like two fried eggs, the kind they've been patted on whole wheat bread. ’ ‘Miley Cyrus, your butt will keep you from being a woman for the rest of your life...’“…”

These sharp voices made Doug feel bad, so he hurried up his pace. When he opened the door and came to the living room, he was completely stunned by the scene that greeted him! !

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