Guard With a Knife

Before Michael Beasley left Atlanta, under the aggressiveness of local reporters, he said a very angry sentence: "My brother will help me get back to the field, and Snoopy will never let go of those who wantonly glide in the penalty area." .Wait and see! Everyone will get a taste of his block, I say EVERY! EVERY! PEOPLE!"

Beasley was completely annoyed by the question, so he gritted his teeth and said these words.

And his almost cathartic answer is being ridiculed and humiliated by major TV stations in Atlanta.

"The poor Mr. No. 2 has been fooled by the young guys in Atlanta. He actually pinned his hopes on the No. 8 pick with a height of 193. Hey, Michael, you are a super talent that is rare in twenty years. Are you Are you throwing in the towel to Snoopy?"

"Snoopy did have good block data in the regular season, but now it's the playoffs! I don't think he can make any great defensive feats in the penalty area. He will be at a loss in front of our flying team!"

"If he plays on the perimeter, Mike Bibby and Joe Johnson will teach him sophistication and versatility. If he plays on the interior, Erkhofud and Marvin Williams will make him miserable with mid-range and post-ups. , of course... we can’t forget our Josh, when he flies, LeBron James can’t catch up!”

"Actually, Snoopy can't do any job. He's just a little bit of every job."

"..."

Duge watched the picture on TV with cold eyes.

Ten minutes ago, he got a call from Michael Beasley.

In this series, Beasley was tortured by Atlanta fans and the media. Neither at Phillips Arena nor in their media have they ever been amicable. Either deliberately sarcasm, or wanton ridicule.

"But I still hope you can shoot all those arrogant spring people on the floor. I hate Josh Smith, I hate El Horford, I hate Joe Johnson, I hate Marvin Williams..." Michael Beasley said a series of words Name, these people have scored beautiful goals on his head... His defense is indeed too lax.

"After the playoffs, welcome to Miami for vacation."

Michael Beasley finally extended an invitation to Doug.

Doug smiled and nodded in agreement.

...

Seven thirty in the evening on May 1st.

The Phillips Arena in Atlanta was full of people, and Eagles fans from all corners of the city packed the stadium to the full.

Although this is a game that is recognized as having no suspense, NBA officials still arrange it for prime time, and TNT has broadcast it live across the United States.

Under the lens of TNT, the audience in front of the TV clearly saw a large gathering of the southern rap circle. T.I, who just won the Best Rap Group Award from the Los Angeles Grammy Awards, was sitting in the front row, and Master-P was sitting in the front row. In the most prominent position, next to the two of them are well-known southern rappers such as Young-Jeezy, Yung-JOC, and Rick-Ross.

Southern rappers are dirtier than East Coast or West Coast rappers. Nine out of ten lines in their lyrics are about guns, crime, promiscuity, drugs, stuff like that.

So when TNT reporters interviewed them. Not a single word of kindness came from their lips.

"We just came to see his jokes!!"

"He better act like a man, and we're not out there to watch a floppy pet dog go up and down the court with a frisbee."

"Rihanna's words won't disturb us in any way, but this kid better keep his skin tight! I've already gone to the Eagles' locker room to say hello. He's going to be hit in the face by at least ten people tonight, won't he? Some facial cleanser will come out, let's wait and see..."

"..."

When TNT broadcast these interviews, almost never a complete sentence was broadcast, and they were constantly beeping, beeping, and beeping.

"Atlanta is very unfriendly to Snoopy!"

Earl Johnson said before the game: "It seems that the whole city has made him a public enemy."

"No way, he is the only guy in the Knicks who can cause trouble for the Eagles to advance." Charles Barkley shrugged: "And, because of Rihanna, the entire southern rap circle is watching him closely. If he Played badly tonight, or got slammed in the face by some Eagles player. I think tomorrow there will be hundreds of songs mocking him. Southern rap is more into diss culture than eastern rap!"

"It seems that this game is very dangerous for Snoopy." Kenny Smith said seriously.

At the same time, Russell Westbrook, who was sitting in front of the TV, was complaining: "Why didn't it start? Why should I listen to these guys' nonsense!!"

He had been shopping with Nina for a whole day today, and his whole body was full of aches and pains. He just wanted to lie on the sofa and watch his brothers kill everywhere.

"Be patient, Russell." Stephen Curry said with a smile next to him: "The arrogant Atlanta man will be shocked by Snoopy! His current breakthrough skills may even make the Atlanta man kneel directly on his ankle Move forward."

"NO, based on what I know about Snoopy. He will never show his hole cards immediately. He is different from us. He is good at hiding and showing his bayonet at critical moments."

Russell Westbrook analyzed seriously: "I think he will first defend in the penalty area. To be honest, I can't wait to see him kill all directions in the paint area! Since joining the New York Knicks, his block Ability seems to be forgotten..."

Westbrook is saying that.

The game officially started, and players from both sides stepped onto the field.

At this time, even sitting in front of the TV, you can hear boos and insults against Duge.

This made Stephen Curry couldn't help clenching his fists. He was angry for Snoopy: he must hit back hard! We must teach these offenders some profound lessons!

Sure enough, Snoopy appeared at the midline jumper.

And his partner is David Lee, Jeffries, Richardson and Stephon Marbury.

As soon as this lineup came out, Charles Barkley in the commentary screamed: "Snoopy returned to the 5th position? My God! It's been a long time since I saw this picture. Even in Miami, he played more. It's the point guard and the 4th position! Why does he do this? This is the playoffs! His height has no advantage in front of Marvin Williams and Al Horford, and these two can stretch to the paint for the high jumper."

"Maybe because Zaza Pachulia was suspended for this game." Kenny Smith shrugged: "But I still don't think it's a good decision."

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