Guard With a Knife

After the game, Phil Jackson admitted that he had made some mistakes in personnel scheduling. At the same time, he also emphasized that the Knicks are an extremely tough and strong team. The fighting will they showed tonight is at the death squad level, which is no less than the spiritual strength of the Boston Celtics.

Especially Snoopy, he praised Snoopy as the best commander of the new generation: "I regret that I didn't follow Kobe Bryant's advice before the 2008 draft. At that time...we had the opportunity to apply for a trade .But in the end I vetoed that proposal, which cost us the chance to get Snoopy. If he was in the Lakers, I think ... at least we would not taste the pain of being a lore."

In fact, Phil Jackson has another thing to say, if Snoopy comes, I will have more power to restrain Jim Buss.

Kobe Bryant also praised Snoopy: "His learning ability is very fast, and his last shot did come from my teaching. So, he is very honest, and he is not talking about some smug trash."

"I gave him sincere advice during the game, but he used my 'teaching' to kill the Lakers."

When the Black Mamba said this, he did not forget to raise his eyebrows, and "accused": "He is not a good person. Compared with his tolerance in front of women, he is always asking for it in front of me."

When Kobe talked here, the reporters couldn't help but ask him what he thought of the lace news that happened on the sidelines more than a minute before the end of the game.

"I've never had this kind of trouble. Except for my wife, no one will bite my tongue in public." Kobe Bryant shrugged. He obviously didn't want to express too much opinion on this matter. His public image is now very healthy thanks to Nike's efforts, but if someone keeps bringing up the gender aspect, God knows if people will think of the out-of-court case in Eagle County and the famous "Shaq fucked too '.

After Kobe Bryant left the press conference, Stephon Marbury and Herb Williams appeared on the scene representing the Knicks.

Snoopy's absence made the reporters below feel dull. They were still waiting for the Duke to issue an 'official statement'. Everyone wanted to talk about how his hips felt and how his mouth felt. After all, it was a landscape that had never appeared in the NBA.

When Herb Williams and Stephen Marbury took their seats, not many reporters asked them about the game. Fortunately, ESPN and NBC praised them very much, and asked them what is the key to the Knicks' victory in this game.

Marbury's answer was as rigorous as ever: "The reason we won was because we were firmly united around Snoopy, and we held high the ideological banner of 'guerrilla warfare'. A single spark can start a prairie fire. Through breakthroughs in every detail, we build In the end, it was Snoopy who launched the overall attack... We won this difficult but great victory."

It can be seen from Marbury's words that recently, Marbury lost to Sean Battier by 1 vote in the NBA Moral Player Award issued by the NBA. Exudes an aura of core values.

In fact, if the NBA had an award for Most Improved Morality, then...he would be the undisputed inaugural winner.

"I think this matter is unfair to Snoopy. He is a victim." When Stephen Marbury was asked about the problem of the Duke's girl making a scene, he said sternly: "We can't Blame him for his good looks, his attractiveness, his majestic sex tools, and his ability to get a lot of women.

In fact, all Knicks players know that he lives like a Puritan. No one works harder than him, and no one is more disciplined than him. The media misunderstood him too much. "

"I didn't mean to target those duchess girls. But if that Kardashian socialite continues to use such nasty obscenities on him, I think the league has a responsibility to ban her from entering NBA games for life. Also, Jennifer, I know she was Snoopy's first girlfriend. But she has to control her emotions, it's a public place, and she has to be aware of social influence."

Marbury is unsmiling, he is very serious.

But his seriousness did not have a positive effect. Instead, the reporters in the audience asked: "So... is Snoopy's sex tool really majestic? How big is it? Does it rule your entire locker room?"

Marbury stood up amidst the questioning. He thought these reporters were really boring.

What's even more boring are those entertainment reporters. Some media even made a list of the fighting power of the duchess girls overnight. Miley Cyrus ranked first with her pungent style and vicious record.

Rihanna ranked second with her background in street hip-hop and the support of many gangsters.

Jennifer finished third with her size advantage and excellent ventriloquism.

Selena was ranked fourth because she participated in the beating of Kim Kardashian and had a highlight performance of knocking down Kardashian with a bench.

Followed by Megan Fox, the last is Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss, two tall girls tied for sixth.

The media proposed that the dukes and girls form the League of Justice and bring down the celebrity group headed by Kim Kardashian directly in the ring. This incident received a positive response from WWE, and their president expressed their willingness to provide high appearance fees to facilitate this incident.

Although everyone knows that this thing can't be done, who doesn't want to look forward to this picture? If this group of women really entered the ring, the appearance fee would break the boxing record.

"Last night, in the first game of the NBA Finals, there was a fierce conflict on the sidelines. Kim Kardashian and his party had an argument with the Duke's girl, Jennifer Lawrence, and then the Duke rescued his first girlfriend... Jennifer held the Duke's lips firmly, Immediately Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift rushed to try to stop..."

Doug was lying on the sofa in the hotel, and the content broadcast on MTV directly ignored the content of his three-point lore last night and the completion of an epic victory.

Eddie Curry, who was sitting on the side, shook his head regretfully: "I really sympathize with you. So many duchess girls appeared on the sidelines last night, and you actually slept with your pillow in your arms. You didn't rub the quilt to waste bullets, did you?"

Speaking of this, Eddie Curry couldn't help getting up, and he closed the curtains: "The paparazzi in Los Angeles are too scary. Last night, there were at least two entire companies of paparazzi guarding around the hotel. They checked almost every vehicle. To be honest, I don’t dare to sit too close to you now, God knows if they will end up with no news, just take a picture of us and upload it... say we are the same sex..."

"To shut up!"

Doug gave Eddie Curry an angry look. He thought that with Eddie Curry's appearance, calling himself gay was a serious insult to this group, and he dared to associate him with me? This is just... slander of the highest order.

At this time, Kim Kardashian on TV was the first to express her opinion: "I don't think I did anything wrong at the time. It's like... when you see a sexy girl walking by you, You can't help but raise your eyebrows, look twice, and even whistle."

"Is there any woman who can resist the charm of the Duke who is covered in sweat, panting, and whose muscles are barely visible under the wet jersey? I can't resist, so I reach out."

Kim Kardashian had a confident expression: "Didn't Jennifer Lawrence also resist it?"

Eddie Curry, who was sitting next to Dug, was very angry. He clapped his hands and criticized: "There is no shame. If I were you, I would tear her clothes, lock her in the room, and stab her." kill her!"

Eddie Curry gritted his teeth, he looked full of justice.

Doug stood up helplessly.

He walked back to the room and turned on the computer to watch the basketball news.

Eddie Curry outside was still yelling angrily.

At the same time, the other two parties on the MTV TV channel also angrily criticized Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lawrence. Miley Cyrus asserted convincingly: "They are threats and sexual harassment! We must pay attention to the cases of men who have been sexually harassed in their lives. If I were a judge, I would prosecute them!"

Taylor Swift also said that Jennifer Lawrence made the most wrong demonstration and she should apologize to the public.

At the same time, she also explained why she rushed there: "I just ran over to watch the excitement. You know...I have already broken up with Snoopy, so I don't care about anything about him, I don't care at all."

Her tone sounded very free and easy.

But no one believed her words.

It's like a groundhog calling itself a carnivore.

...

Despite the lace news that caused an uproar among the people on the sidelines, the unexpected result of the first game of the finals still became the focus of discussion in the professional basketball media. The data about Doug scoring 19 points, 14 assists, 6 rebounds and 2 blocks in the first finals of his career and killing the Lakers has become an important argument for basketball fans.

Some people compared him to Magic Johnson, some called him the undisputed best rookie in 2008, and some even thought he was already creating his own history.

After all, if we only talk about established facts, Snoopy is the only player in history who, in his rookie season, led a super bad team that was still in the lottery zone last season to the finals with an absolute core identity and won his first victory.

This is something that LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan...all the legends haven't done.

However, many people still grasped the gold content of these victories, thinking that Duge took some advantage, saying that what he created was a discounted legend.

When Du Ge saw such remarks, he didn't care at all. There is always a smile on the corner of his mouth: My career has just begun.

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