Guard With a Knife

In an interview after the game, Kobe Bryant expressed his desire to chat with Snoopy. He was in a good mood and even thanked the Duke: "Honestly speaking, he brought me luck. I touched him last year. The MOP trophy, and then I got this Finals MVP...hahahaha."

Actually, not funny at all.

The reporters knew that the Black Mamba was trying to recruit the Duke Dog. It has even been reported that the Lakers intend to use starting center Andrew Bynum as a bargaining chip... This sounds sincere and very feasible. Snoopy is indeed very good, but Bynum is a real giant center. He is the top center of the new generation cultivated by the Lakers with countless legendary centers. In this era when centers are scarce, he is already a rare existence.

Moreover, it is rumored that the Lakers are even willing to eat Eddie Curry's huge contract.

The Knicks sounded like there was absolutely no reason to say no.

Some tabloids even reported that LeBron James was very happy with the deal. Compared with the king and duke combination, the all-round forward plus super center seems to be more in line with the team building philosophy of a championship-level team.

That night, a reporter took pictures of Snoopy having dinner with Kobe Bryant. A luxurious mansion in the villa.

No one knows if they sleep together at night.

Anyway... the Los Angeles tabloids were talking about it, and they paid more attention to it than Kobe Bryant won the MVP trophy for the first time in his career.

After all, Vanessa's reputation in some of the LA tabloids isn't that great. This Mexican-born civilian girl has not been recognized by Kobe's parents so far.

So, if the Black Mamba and the Duke dog finally cross some kind of taboo, the tabloids will surely go crazy. In fact, they have already begun to fabricate rumors in this regard, and some even described the intricate male love between Kobe Bryant, Snoopy, and Beckham vividly, and named it "City of Angels" Sadomasochism"!

The LA tabloids have a lower ceiling than New York, and they're a true bunch of entertainers to death.

In fact, Doug showed up at Kobe Bryant's house only because Kobe boasted of his indoor basketball court and luxury recording studio, and they didn't sleep in the same bed that night. But... Kobe Bryant, whose biological clock automatically adjusted to 4:00 a.m., woke Doug.

The two then began some workouts in the indoor arena, with Doug asking Kobe Bryant for some offensive tips. But Kobe didn't give it all. He told Snoopy in a half-joking and half-serious tone: "If you want to learn offensive skills, you have to convince your team to trade you to the Lakers." .”

Doug looked at the Black Mamba helplessly.

Afterwards, he went to Kobe's home recording studio for an audition. Indeed, the recording studio in Black Mamba's house is very advanced, even more professional than those professional recording studios. After all, Kobe Bryant has always dreamed of being a singer, and he once released an album. But sales can be described as horrible.

Duge stayed at Kobe's house for a day, and went to participate in the promotional activities of the movie "The Battle of the Duke" in the evening.

The film is currently being distributed worldwide by Disney Pictures,

They have high box office expectations for this documentary.

With the Knicks' epic counterattack this season, coupled with Snoopy's huge appeal and topicality as a popular star. The box office given by Disney is expected to be 100 million US dollars. They thought it would break the record for a Michael Jordan documentary.

After all... The Gods of Basketball can only lure basketball fans into movie theaters. And Snoopy can call sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls into the movie theater.

This can be seen from the pre-sale feedback of his sneakers. Buying the trendy version is far better than the data of the original sneakers, although it is related to the more fashionable style of the trendy version. But...it's not hard to see that the Duke's fans are more concentrated in young women than those senior fans.

Of course, in Asia, the situation is quite the opposite. On the other side of the Pacific Ocean, more people like Doug's performance on the field and are proud of it. After all, Doug is the first Asian to lead his team to the NBA Finals, and his height is closer to that of ordinary fans, which gives him greater affinity and market appeal.

Having said that, this also made the person in charge of Nike's commercial promotion department jokingly suggest to Snoopy: "Your Excellency, you should find some Asian girl stars to date. The Asian region has no idea how powerful you are to the female group. , they deserve the opportunity to be pampered by you. Honestly, as a white person, I don’t think you can always have your eyes on us white female stars.”

This middle-aged white man seems to have a lot of racial protectionist thoughts. He believes that Doug has "violated" too many goddesses in the minds of white people.

In fact, it shows in the latest poll made by MTV. More than 82 percent of white women are willing to date Snoopy, and the younger the age, the stronger the willingness. In contrast, only 76 percent of Mexicans, 68 percent of blacks, and only... 55 percent of Asians, more of them regard Doug as an idol, as a race Hero... the adoration made them less willing to date him.

Doug also encountered this tricky problem when he was promoting a new movie on "Chicken Feather Show". The host asked him: "Is it because of racism that you only date white women?"

This question caused screams from the audience, and many female fans of other skin colors shook their heads. They announced in advance: there is absolutely no such thing.

Doug also raised his hands helplessly. He said in a joking tone: "Absolutely not. I love everyone. Every woman is a great gift from God to this world."

"Then don't you think God has given you too much?" Jimmy Kimmel said with a smirk: "But recently, it seems that your territory is shrinking rapidly. Miley Cyrus was photographed with Victoria's Secret Supermodel Stella Maxwell was kissing in the street, Taylor Swift was also rumored to have a close relationship with Taylor Lautner. Selena Gomez also appeared at the Jonathan Brothers concert."

"Er...it sounds like an old singer who has passed away." Duge shrugged his shoulders, his self-deprecating words doubled the noise in the audience, countless excited female fans shook their hands, and it seemed that only the Duke looked at him Surely, they would be able to get into the duke's bed that night.

But unfortunately, Doug is not such a person.

"You're the top sports star covergirls want to date in Playboy's latest ranking. David Beckham is No. 2 and Kobe Bryant is No. 5. However, yesterday we saw you Aren’t you going to say something about having dinner with Kobe Bryant and going home together?”

"Yes, we are very compatible, and we have a lot of common topics. He will appear at the premiere of my film." Doug told Jim with a smile, and made a publicity: "Welcome everyone to pay attention to the world premiere on August 11 .”

It's the diplomatic rhetoric of a talk show, but ... the sports media read a lot of it.

What got the entertainment media excited, though. Under Jim's coercion, Snoopy publicly issued an invitation on the show: "I extend an invitation to all the duchess girls. If they have time, they are welcome to attend the world premiere of my first film on August 11."

Strictly speaking, this is a joke, because Snoopy's tone is not very serious.

However, it seems that all parties and onlookers took it seriously.

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