Guard With a Knife

"Snoopy is always full of heroic romantic feelings!"

Stephen Marbury repeatedly emphasized on the bench, and he told Matthews beside him: "Don't you think he looks like a hero in a classic gangster movie?"

"Yes, sir." Matthews nodded, and he replied seriously: "He is the godfather in my heart!"

The discussion between Marbury and Matthews was very distracting, and everyone could see the admiration from Matthews' face. The undrafted pick is now gradually securing the main position... In fact, from the very beginning, Snoopy pushed him to become the main rotation member, and now he has been called the most underrated rookie in the 2009 class.

Compared with the philosophical discussion on the bench, TNT's commentary seat is much vulgar.

Charles Barkley jokingly said: "If flying out of the court can get the touch and comfort of three Hollywood female stars, I think more than 80% of NBA players will choose to do so."

"Come on, Charles. If you fly out, I can guarantee that except for those aunts whose popcorn you spilled, they will ask you for compensation, and no other woman will approach you. I swear!" Kenny Smith mercilessly to expose him.

While the two were joking around, the short timeout called by the Knicks ended and the game restarted. The newly replaced Gallinari passed the basketball directly to Snoopy.

Kobe Bryant took the initiative to greet him.

He is not a person who likes to talk trash, but at this time he is chattering and interfering with Snoopy: "Give up. Snoopy, you can't beat me. How can you win me? Countless lessons should let you You are soberly aware that this matter is definitely not something you can do with how hard you work and how tenacious you are..."

Snoopy remained silent.

He looked around at the positions of his teammates outside the three-point line.

Suddenly, he took a quick tentative step forward with his right foot.

Kobe Bryant quickly took a step back.

In his perception, Snoopy's breakthrough is extremely dangerous, especially after the speed increases.

While he took a step back, Snoopy really took a step forward, and the black mamba quickly retreated again.

However, at the same time as he retreated, Snoopy received the ball, took a step back, and then decisively jumped back and shot... Bryant was startled, and he quickly flew up to block the shot.

But it's too late!

The basketball has flown overhead, drawn a beautiful arc, and finally...

Swish!

Accurate and soft penetration of the net.

Snoopy's score reached 28 points, and the Knicks also successfully overtook the score.

That made Charles Barkley jump up in the commentary booth, for whom Snoopy's touch came so timely. This three-pointer was simply his life-saving straw. He originally thought that his cigar would be handed over to others for nothing, but he didn't expect a turnaround.

"After Snoopy fell into the embrace of the princess, he gained extra power!!" Charles Barkley slapped the table, as if he had discovered a magical secret: "I've read a lot of oriental comics, and this is... Chakra explosion! !"

Kenny Smith on the side gave him an annoyed look: "It's not uncommon for NBA players to throw three-pointers. Please don't use your manga knowledge to explain NBA games, and... only the evil Kamehae Qigong is related to women. And you have to refuse to have sex with women."

Smith is also a fan of comics.

But they obviously don't know enough about oriental civilization. In the famous Chinese martial arts and Taoist systems, using yin to nourish yang is a big school, and it has extensive theoretical support.

"Stubbornness and toughness are still useful, Mr. Bryant."

Doug was on his way back to halftime,

Smiling and telling Bryant: "If you don't hit the next shot, I'll win this game easily."

"Your trash talk isn't even as good as the teeth in Natalia's mouth." Kobe turned around and muttered, "Natalia's mouth is full of rotten teeth now."

"Natalia will be very sad if I tell him what you said. But the good news is...she will have an awkward tooth change soon. And, I'm not talking trash, wait Just wait and see. When your shot misses the rim, you'll get a feel for how good my shot is."

"I won't fall out of the field casually! The pain brings me blood boiling all over my body and an uncontrollable precise touch!"

His Excellency the Duke has never been a boastful person, he is only willing to chatter when he confronts Kobe Bryant.

Like, the Black Mamba is only willing to discuss his daughter's cavities with Duke Dog and tell him...your trash talk is like those dirty and porous teeth.

Back at halftime, James Johnson greeted him. Snoopy returned to the 4th position. He already had experience when he faced Lamar Odom. In comparison, it will always make Lamar look insufficient... In fact, Kohler Kardashian recently complained about Lamar's lack of sperm.

This puts Lamar in a bit of a crisis. He is afraid that his fiancée will embark on the road of fanaticism like Jenner's little sister. The little sister's room is now plastered with pictures of the Duke dog, and she even revealed on her reality show the night before that her first spring pink dream happened with Duke Snoopy!

This sparked heated discussions on the Internet.

It even aroused the approval of many young girls...Which girl does not have a spring? What girl wouldn't want to spend the Spring Festival with Duke Snoopy!

In Lamar Odom's plaintive eyes... BOOM!

The Black Mamba completely swayed James Johnson away from the free throw line, but his shot finally missed by one point.

Odom quickly tried to grab the board. But just as he turned around, he saw Snoopy jump up, and he easily took off the rebound above Bynum's head.

It looked like a repairman had loosened the nut with a giant wrench... Bynum, the screw, was completely powerless.

The only thing he can do is turn around and say two trash words: "Hey, boy, you only dare to attack from behind. Do you dare to go to the basket and face me?"

To be honest, even Lamar Odom was tired of hearing it. He even felt that Bynum was like a masochistic GV protagonist tonight, constantly begging for whipping and humiliation!

At this time, Snoopy had already crossed the half court with the ball. Kobe Bryant followed him everywhere, and he didn't dare to stay for a moment.

However, when Snoopy made an emergency stop two meters away from the three-point line, and then quickly started, he still couldn't help being separated by a distance of nearly one meter. He was more worried about Snoopy's breakthrough.

But at this very moment, while Snoopy kept going.

He actually jumped directly outside the three-point line, didn't even adjust his hand shape in mid-air, and shot quickly... This kind of dry drawing on the move is very unreasonable.

Usually only used by superstars when they reach the countdown stage.

Now, however, there is nearly a minute left in the game.

Snoopy actually voted like this?

And... Shua!

It's still in!

The entire Staples Arena was suddenly silent, as if everyone was strangled by an invisible giant hand.

Correspondingly, the three princess girls jumped up and screamed!

They become the only bright spot in the whole 'floor plan', and also the most beautiful scenery.

"There is not much time left for you."

Snoopy turned around and sincerely reminded Kobe Bryant.

The black mamba's stiff and livid face twitched obviously. He didn't expect Snoopy to hit two convulsive three-pointers in a row. This made him unable to stop thinking about the madness in the final stage of last year's All-Star Game, when he used such a completely unreasonable three-pointer to win the victory.

Now...is history repeating itself?

While Kobe was asking himself, Charles Barkley had already released himself in the commentary booth. He yelled: "Red wine! Red wine! Snoopy broke a new score. He has scored 31 points. He has let Artest Charles Barkley’s label on the red wine at home! This is a great three-pointer, and Snoopy has proved with his actions that anyone who dares to bet on him will get more benefits than imagined!”

He is very excited.

His excitement caused Kenny Smith next to him to complain: "I almost thought you won the whole world. Isn't it just two bottles of red wine?"

"No, this is no ordinary red wine. This bottle of red wine means that Snoopy has officially broken into the TOP40 list of active players! No, even TOP35!" Charles Barkley yelled: "When his breakthrough becomes sharp, he The whole ability is improving by leaps and bounds. Poor Zack, if you don’t want to be traded away, hurry up and talk to Snoopy now.”

Barkley has tried to put the game to rest.

When Snoopy hit two three-pointers in a row, in his mind, the balance of the game was endlessly tilted towards the Knicks.

boom!

When the Black Mamba's shot went wide of the basket again.

This matter seems to be a foregone conclusion.

"It's up to Snoopy to attack now." Kenny Smith looked at Snoopy on the court with bated breath.

Snoopy stole the show tonight.

Not only got the highest score, but also led the team to take the lead at the last moment, once he led the team to the final victory.

Then, his reputation in the hearts of basketball fans throughout New York State will reach an unrivaled position: Randolph can no longer create a slight threat to him.

As for Bynum, who constantly emphasized before the game that Snoopy's value is far inferior to his own, this game has become the best proof: probably only an idiot would trade Snoopy and Bynum for an equivalent.

"You won't get an easy shot again!"

Kobe Bryant stared at Doug closely, and Phil Jackson had told him on the sidelines: defend the ball and call a timeout.

This is the only way the Lakers can win.

But Doug was never in a hurry, his eyes were very calm and far-reaching. When Kobe Bryant pressed forward with every step, with a posture of choking the shot, his corner of the eye had already locked the restricted area of ​​the basket!

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