Guard With a Knife

If the arrival of Larry Brown means that the Knicks completely waved goodbye to the past and moved towards a brilliant tomorrow. Then the menacing Boston Celtics came to destroy the Knicks' ambitions. The humiliating sweep of the playoffs last season made every Celtics full of anger. It was the most humiliating scene in team history.

After all, this fulfilled the muddy Knicks, making them a black eight miracle, and they were still swept! I feel aggrieved just thinking about it!

In the offseason, the Bostonians made targeted reinforcements. They brought in the bench bandit Daniels, who was once called "one of the ugliest two men" in Dallas. The guy arrived in Boston from Indiana packed Port, and the pocket is full of fierceness, strength, sharp cuts and explosive power at the basket. He is very suitable for the role of cutting in the high position. It is worth mentioning that whether it is kg, or the newly joined Rasheed Wallace, or even Perkins, they are all good players in high-level support.

This signing even makes people suspect that Larry Bird is competing with McHale. After all, McHale brought kg to Boston. As the most colorful player in the history of the Boston team, Larry Bird, who is now the president of the Pacers, has no reason not to borrow flowers to offer Buddha... Of course, this is just a kind of speculation full of evil.

Larry Bird's professionalism is still admirable.

If the arrival of Daniels enriches the Celtics' bench and provides reliable lethality for the wings.

Then Rasheed Wallace is the most important part of the championship map. In fact, he also personally stated: I like to play with the old guys, and I want to get another championship ring in Boston!

The former All-Star forward still maintains excellent skills. He has flexibility, assist rotation, high support and turnaround jumper from the bottom corner of the penalty area, as well as low post, block and off ball screen. When the Celtics are executing a 1-2-2 offense, Rasheed can help a lot in the high and low post. On the defensive end, he can make up for the piece that was lost after pj brown left. After all, he is a real seven-footer, and it is difficult for Leon Bowie and Glenn Davis to replace him.

In fact, apart from long-range shooting, support, and covering defense, the most important thing Rasheed brings to the Celtics is passion. , dance, make pre-match speeches, invent all kinds of spells, and tell jokes about referees. In fact, he is the only man in the league who is better at roaring than KG. On the court, he is always inexplicably excited. Whether it is the referee or the line referee, they have to worry about this vicious man suddenly jumping out and running to him. He opened his bloody mouth in front of him and let out a roar.

This roar will boost the morale of the team to a certain extent, and ... he is a person who really blends perfectly with the Celtics.

Therefore, this season, the Celtics have been at the top of the Eastern Conference. Pierce and Ray Allen did not drop sharply because of the passage of time, but Lagalondo has a stronger control over the game because of the hard training in the summer.

Plus two positive signings. With the return of Kevin Garnett, Boston even defeated the Lakers in the West and became the first place in the league's combat power list for two consecutive weeks.

Now, they gather their forces to seize the beach in New York, trying to wash away their humiliation with massacres with amazing willpower.

"They'll see the real Celtics. I've been waiting for tomorrow, I've got 121 x's on my calendar for this."

"The fact that Zach Randolph is listed as the No. 1 power forward is the most irresponsible investigation ESPN has ever done. He is not a player who can really survive in a head-to-head defense. He doesn't have enough athletic ability, He also doesn’t have enough willpower, he is only suitable for scoring points in a relaxed environment. In fact, the Knicks are doing exactly this. Snoopy’s intention is to make Zach Randolph an All-Star player , look, he has already seized a striker seat with all the votes."

"I won't say anything harsh, but wait and see...we're ready to go!"

"..."

Snoopy nestled on the sofa watching Kevin Garnett's spitting performance. He could clearly capture the anger and unwillingness on KG's face.

The first-round sweep of last season's playoffs has been a constant topic of his chatter, and Zach Randolph recently stole his and Paul Pierce's Eastern Conference All-Star starters to add fuel to the fire.

With new hatred and old hatred, even if he didn't say a word, Du Ge could feel that tomorrow night would be a tough battle!

To be honest, Doug thinks the Knicks have a lower chance than the Celtics. This year the Celtics are by no means the team that lacked kg last season, their strength has been greatly improved.

Duger carefully watched their game videos this season, and the most intuitive feeling he gave was: The Celtics are like a high-performance classic car, you think he can't run. But in fact, after it squashes you dry with a slow tempo, it will soon apply a wave or two of fast attacks to smash you into a pulp.

This is a very terrifying existence.

Doug reached out to turn off the TV, he was frowning and thinking about countermeasures, Britney came over: "Hey, Snoopy. Why don't you go chat with Taylor. She has a lot of musical ideas that she wants to collide with you .”

Forehead…….

Doug looked up, sure he wasn't in the mood for a collision, telling Britney: "I feel like I've had no musical talent lately, my inspiration has dried up. I just want to go home now."

But this request was quickly rejected by Britney, and she pushed Doug into the recording studio. She actually asked Snoopy to help Tyler with the harmonies, God! Duke Snoopy is not that skilled... ah!

But Taylor Swift has a wonderful ability, she doesn't care about any music, she just wants to collide now.

"Snoopy, I won't pretend to be indifferent and say in the media that I broke up with you, and I won't be as indifferent to other men as shit. I only want you, do you understand? You charming bastard! "

"Anne Hathaway is a bitch."

"Scarlett Johansson is also a malicious woman!"

"And that nasty Selena, compared to her clumsy singing voice, she's much better at playing with boy idols."

"I hate all of them..."

"I am the real Duchess!"

She yelled and gave Snoopy a hand, and she wasn't gentle at all.

Snoopy really had no choice but to remove the keyboard in the recording studio and work in a rough environment.

He always has the spirit of bearing hardships and standing hard work.

...

Everyone knows what's going on in the studio. They were just accidents... the incredible time span, and Taylor Swift's limited mobility seem exaggerated. It was as if she had undergone a surgical operation.

On the way home, Britney's manager suddenly said, "I finally realized why those women are flocking to you. Before this, I thought it was personality charm, or musical talent, or athletic ability... In fact, these Enough is enough. But tonight I seem to see another fundamental reason."

The middle-aged Caucasian man made the analysis solemnly. You can't even perceive from his words whether he is a serious data analyst or a humorous master with climax.

Snoopy leaned back in the passenger seat, trying to get himself into tomorrow's game analysis. But unrelated ideas kept popping up in his head, because he found out that Taylor Swift did not sue Miley Cyrus and Karlie Kloss tonight.

Could they also form an organization?

This made him feel inexplicably panicked, and some images appeared in his head for no reason, which turned out to be like a scene of gang formation in the harem.

He quickly rubbed his eyes and looked outside.

Time is moving forward, when you arrive at your residence. Britney's agent hugged Snoopy, and he suddenly asked Snoopy a question: "Do you think Justin will end up with Britney?"

ah? The question really stumped Doug, and he found it a little nonsensical. Although he heard that Haywood intends to sign Selena Gomez as his other ace artist, it is a bit uncomfortable when it involves Justin Bieber.

He replied subconsciously: "Don't you think that kid is too young?"

"Oh, no, Your Excellency the Duke. I mean Timberlake." The agent quickly replied.

Doug shrugged, relieved. He used to be a fan of Britney, of course he knows the history of the golden boy and jade girl, he is happy to see it happen, so he spread his hands: "I don't know, but I will be very happy to see it happen."

"Then, can you tell me some time-delay techniques?" Heywood suddenly asked again solemnly: "I need help in this area very much, and my wife has an increasingly urgent desire for quality improvement in this area. In the past, when menopause came, she was often anxious because of this matter."

Snoopy was taken aback by the leap of his subject. He doesn't understand what Timberlake has to do with delay, is Timberlake a speed gun?

These associations are stopped by reason.

Seeing Heywood's serious face, Doug still gave him the advice he knew.

"Actually, it doesn't have any skills. But my teammate Mr. Eddie Curry once said in the locker room that he often polished it with a steel wool...maybe it will help you." Doug replied sincerely. , and waved goodbye.

Steel wool?

Heywood chanted this term and drove the car all the way back to the hotel.

Snoopy sat in front of his computer, and he started watching Celtics game video, trying to find holes in the most solid tactical system in the league today, and then destroy them.

This is a difficult job. In fact, many people put their energy into it, but with little effect. The Celtics still rank first in the combat power list.

And, the more he researched, the more horrified Snoopy found out. Kevin Garnett was partly right about Zach Randolph. He really struggled to play well in the Celtics' defensive system. Boston's restricted area is the most crowded existence in the league, and it is full of Muscles and body movements that constantly exceed the rules.

However, Zach Randolph didn't have the slightest sense of crisis. He was even planning to say those majestic words in front of the reporters tomorrow, and he couldn't wait to teach Garnett some lessons. Two consecutive 40 games have given him a strong sense of self-esteem, and this kind of self-esteem even gave him a real sense of "I am the number one power forward in the league".

What a headache!

Doug rubbed his temples.

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

Two consecutive short message ringtones came out of the phone. Duge looked down and saw that they were sent by Carly and Miley respectively.

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