Guard With a Knife

Du's parents and Du's mother expressed the highest level of welcome to the arrival of Stephen Curry and Russell Westbrook. They are enlightened parents and they are extremely polite to their son's friends.

What's interesting is that Curry and Westbrook are also very happy to deal with Doug's parents, and neither of them intends to move to the hotel.

Stephen Curry came to New York seeking a second option after the team doctor's diagnosis and treatment did not heal as quickly as expected because of a sprained knee. Westbrook because Oklahoma is too boring, and he doesn't want to train with Kevin Durant, Durant really likes to use his trumpet on facebook to attack those haters who criticize him , where he spent nearly all his time. This made Master Wei feel unable to play games with him online.

In addition, there was a little awkwardness with Nina recently, and the Thunder's first opponent after Christmas was the New Jersey Nets. So, he came directly with his bag. He was looking for his college roommate to stay and fly together to fight in Azeroth, but he didn't expect to bump into Stephen Curry just after getting off the plane.

"He is actually an NBA player? This little face is pink, white and tender, just like a primary school student."

"Mom, he's a little older than me. And, he's a black person."

"What?"

The chat between Du Ma and Du Ge was full of her strong curiosity and love for Curry. Afterwards, the virtuous housekeeper, Queen Sweet Song, personally cooked wine glutinous rice balls for the three NBA players.

It is not difficult to see from the amount of glutinous rice balls in the three-person bowl...The Queen of Sweet Songs is a good-looking pie, and she obviously gave Curry more quantity.

Master Wei didn't care about these details, and, with his muscular body and colorful attire, he quickly became one with Lao Du, who had the temperament of a Chinese nouveau riche. Feel.

"I think your muscles are very imposing, and men should be like this." Lao Du praised Westbrook's body in his broken English, and reached out and patted his chest twice.

Westbrook quickly expressed that he hoped to learn a little Chinese Kung Fu from Lao Du.

Backstage on draft night that year, Westbrook, the No. 4 pick, watched with his own eyes as Lao Du knocked the No. 2 pick, Michael Beasley, to the ground. This planted a seed in his heart that he wanted to be Bruce Lee too.

So, the next morning, when Doug was still in his sleep, he heard Westbrook roaring like a pig. Standing up and looking out the window, Westbrook, wearing a green rope hat, was running towards the huge sycamore tree in the backyard like a wild boar... Puff! puff! puff!

In the cold wind, Master Wei was full of spirit.

Duge felt pain when he heard this, thinking how old Du fooled this silly boy, so that the Thunder's trainer saw that he had to sue him for abusing professional players.

But Westbrook is obviously determined to learn peerless martial arts.

"Is this guy trying to arm the Thunder locker room?"

Duge complained helplessly, he got up and went to the bathroom to wash up. went downstairs. But he found a scene that made him completely unbelievable. Miley Cyrus was wearing a cheongsam and sitting next to the sweet song queen. The two were chatting cordially. Elegant aesthetic.

Graceful? grace? Miley Cyrus?

His Excellency the Duke even felt absurdly daydreaming. Since when did this young rebellious queen of the new generation of the American entertainment circle get connected with these things?

But... She looks pretty good in the cheongsam, she looks good because her thighs are white and moist... Why haven't I noticed this hazy beauty before.

cough cough!

As if realizing that her son's eyes were not quite 'elegant', the famous sweet song queen in my country in the 1980s coughed twice in her lark-like voice as a reminder.

Duke Snoopy, a well-known American film, music and sports star, quickly looked back and fled the scene of the crime.

The little former Disney princess on the side obviously understands this oriental tacit understanding,

She quickly got up and gently patted Mama Du on the back, hoping to please her future mother-in-law in this way... In Miley Cyrus's limited understanding of Chinese culture, she found that it is very important to have a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in China.

"Miley Cyrus actually came over to borrow cheese this morning, she said she wanted to make her own cake this morning and found out that it was not available. She looks like a panicky neighbor."

Stephen Curry held a bowl of soy milk in one hand, and stuffed a deep-fried dough stick into his mouth in the other. This oriental classic breakfast combination did not make his stomach feel uncomfortable at all, and he kept spitting out: "Miley Cyrus's acting skills have been getting worse and worse recently, and she can no longer find "Good Girl" on her body. It's the spirituality of the "Big Star" period."

"Where would a woman put on makeup at six o'clock in the morning, put on a Chinese cheongsam, step on high heels and go to the neighbor's house to borrow cheese?"

Stephen Curry wiped his mouth: "Her IQ is two hundred thousand Russell Westbrook away from Daphne."

As they said that, both of them looked at Westbrook who roared and slammed into the plane tree with his back... Roar!

He bumped and roared.

Dug and Curry could feel the vibration of the sycamore tree standing 20 meters away... Fortunately, it is winter and the leaves have all fallen off, otherwise he would have to clean the backyard after the collision.

This kid is so fucking dumb!

Ten minutes later, Lao Du walked up to Du Ge and told him: "You translate for this kid, saying that what I taught him is called Bajitie Shanjiao. Now there are many old men and women in the park over there who practice This."

Duge's eyes widened: "Are you going to teach him the morning exercises of the square dance master?"

"Hey, there's no difference between high and low in martial arts. In peaceful times, it's all about strengthening your body." Old Du said solemnly, "Besides, hitting your back against a tree is an efficient way of exercising. Improve human blood circulation, regulate autonomic and visceral functions."

"Don't look at this silly action. It contains the theory of stimulating acupuncture points and meridians in traditional Chinese medicine to treat diseases and protect health. From our medical theory of Chinese medicine, the so-called abdomen is Yin and the back is Yang. The human back spine and On both sides of the spine, there are abundant nerves and many important acupoints, which are widely connected with the limbs and viscera. The Governor Vessel on the midline of the waist and back has the function of governing the Yang meridian of the whole body, and is called "the sea of ​​​​yang vessels". It is the general reservoir of Yang Qi in the human body and the source of the vigorous vitality of the human body. The bladder meridian on both sides is the longest and most important meridian in the human body..."

What Lao Du said clearly and logically. Duge didn't believe it at all, he thought it was Lao Du's bad taste, deliberately teasing Westbrook.

At this time, Westbrook came over with a look of excitement: "Hey, Snoopy, I have to give your father a million respects. His exercise method is too powerful. I used to wake up every morning, my body always It's going to be a little stiff and you have to stretch for a long time to get back up. Now... I've only hit it for half an hour, and I feel like my torso has never been lighter."

As he spoke, he swayed his body, and he really looked very flexible. "Look, my torso isn't stiff at all."

This suddenly gave Doug some kind of inspiration, and he actually walked over... Poof! puff! puff!

He hit the sycamore tree hard with his back.

I don't know what happened to this century-old plane tree. Since World War II, it has never experienced such devastation.

Stephen Curry sat next to him, staring dumbfoundedly at the Duke, who was getting more and more vigorous. He felt that his IQ was dropping rapidly.

"Oh, my silly boy, don't hit me. I was lying to this stupefied young man. How did you fall for it? No one can get along with a tree." At this time, Lao Du was already impatient and pulled Dug up.

It's just that His Excellency the Duke seems to enjoy this impact very much.

And, five minutes later, Westbrook joined in.

The two 2008 class's favorites competed with a sycamore like a big fool.

This made the reporter who was hiding in the dark stunned when he received the news early this morning: "What kind of trick is this? The Duke suffered a huge emotional trauma, and used this to vent the depression deep in his heart? Could it be that he was sent all the way from China? His parents broke up the relationship? Miley Cyrus walked into the room and actually negotiated with the Duke’s mother begging for mercy?"

While he was wondering about it, Taylor Swift suddenly appeared in his line of sight. Although she didn't wear the exaggerated cheongsam like Miley Cyrus, there were obviously Chinese landscape paintings on her white dress. There are traces, it can be seen that she has deliberately dressed herself up.

Moreover, she seemed to be holding two calligraphy and painting scrolls in her hand.

What's going on here?

Is the partisan battle between DM and DT about to revive again?

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