Guard With a Knife

Rihanna's yelling caused Doug a headache. He has often acted as a redemption officer recently, and he even had to give them a review... This sounds very funny.

But it just happened.

Snoopy went down to explain to Taylor Swift the rationality of "grabbing the bar" and the risk factor of the open bar.

It happens all the time, but luckily... the nightmarish short Christmas break is coming to an end, and the Knicks are about to board a plane to Denver, where they will start a long road trip.

In fact, things about the Tin Hau mahjong parlor in the Duke's house had already been disclosed the day before. The reporter who persisted for three days finally couldn't hold back, and broadcast the news as if it was a lace-hunting news.

Due to the Leonardo incident and the Scarlett Hathaway Christmas fight incident, this incident did not have a sensational effect. Apart from letting Hollywood female stars and socialites understand the quintessence of Chinese civilization, it hardly caused any waves.

On the contrary, many "only fans" of the Duke launched the "return my innocence" campaign. They believed that Snoopy was the target of those crazy female stars from the beginning to the end. The Lord Duke has nothing to do with them. His Excellency the Duke is an independent young boy, and his whole body exudes an aura of asceticism.

For these crazy only fans, maintaining the identity of the Duke is more important than anything else. They didn't want to see the bad news on the entertainment gossip page at all, and they firmly believed that the Duke was a clean man.

This is the irrationality of fanatic fans, they only believe in the persona in their heads.

However... something seems to be backfiring.

The Duke's current image seems to have been stereotyped, he is a playboy, he is a man who can make female stars tear their hair, and even pull out their bras and throw them in the face when they walk out casually. Look at those Hollywood female stars, from 80 to 93, you can hardly find an unmarried woman who has not had a relationship with him on Google!

His dominance over Hollywood female stars is far stronger than his dominance on the basketball court.

At least... In Hollywood, even Leonardo dare not condescend, like Kevin Garnett's arrogant and casual comments.

KG obviously didn't have any respect for Snoopy, after the verbal confrontation with the Black Mamba. He even shouted to Snoopy alone. He repeatedly emphasized that he would solve the Knicks without a black call at the North Shore Garden Arena, and he strongly hoped that the two sides could compete in the first round of the playoffs this season.

It is not unusual for such words to come out of his mouth.

It's as if the famous Queen of Sweet Songs in our country called Her Majesty the Duke into her room when she left the United States: "Through these few days of investigation, I already have a preliminary understanding of these four American female stars. It can be seen that they all I'm staring at you."

"They tried their best to please me. In fact, they didn't like playing mahjong as much as they showed. They were more catering to me and Eastern culture. But, are you really willing to choose one of them as a wife? At least in the I can't get through here."

"Taylor Swift is too determined to win or lose. Although Karlie Kloss is smart, her ideas are a bit eccentric, and she always likes to be a big player. Miley Cyrus is unexpectedly cautious, and her cards are always stacked. She is neat and tidy, and her playing cards is quite satisfactory, but at the same time she is very rebellious. There is also that black girl, playing mahjong is a bit too difficult for her...Of course, I also think it is impossible for you to fall in love with her. "

Ms. Lan Fei spoke eloquently, trying to be precise in her concluding words.

When Mama Du talked about feelings, His Excellency the Duke could only sit by the side and watch his heart, without moving. But he couldn't stop thinking about the words that Rihanna said suddenly when she sent Taylor Swift and the three out ten minutes ago: "In mahjong,

The combination of four identical gongs is the combination with the greatest energy. If there are only two identical cards in the hand, there is no third card to collide, and it will not even have a slight effect. So, Mr. Snoopy, wouldn't you like to have a touch, maybe even a bar? "

Her words mean a lot, especially when Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus look at it at the same time.

touch? Open a bar?

Doug spread his left and right hands. He had a faint feeling of absurdity, and he was afraid that it would not work if he opened a bar!

After a penetrating analysis of 'brand is character', the Queen of Sweet Song finally put forward her 'first pick': "Vivi is a good girl, she takes care of everything for you, works hard, and manages all business .And she is upright and intelligent, she is very beautiful, and her background is good. She still loves you very much, why don't you stay with her?"

Duge originally planned to use the whole silence to transition this "ideological and political counseling class". But when he heard "I still love you very much", he quickly got up and replied: "Love me? Mom, don't get me wrong, we are just a very simple business partnership, don't confuse it."

"Silly boy, think about it carefully. If it's just a business partnership, does she need to think about you so wholeheartedly? Love can't be hidden, even if you don't say it, it will show in your eyes. You Come to realize it, and don't delay the good girl."

Ms. Lan Fei patted her son on the shoulder, and the conversation was over. She gave Duke Snoopy enough space for him to think about it.

The aftertaste carried over to the flight to Denver.

"Hey Snoopy! I saw you on the news and you gave the sycamore the most physical contact. Not Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Karlie Kloss and My favorite goddess, Rihanna?"

Eddie Curry's figure was staggering at an altitude of 30,000 feet. When the special plane entered a smooth flight, he deliberately walked up to Doug: "Do you know how much I want to know about your user experience on Rihanna?" ? For a man like me who will never be able to get her, it is a very happy thing to be able to listen to other people's reports."

Eddie Curry, who weighs three hundred and twenty pounds, has a pure face and looks like a sand sculpture with pure blood.

Another 300-pound fat man may have a bit of blood, and he tried his best to express his point of view: "What do you understand? Only an idiot would do it in this situation. You must know that Snoopy's parents are also there. There are two rookies. Isn’t it embarrassing to hold an unobstructed and shy meeting at this time? Moreover, when dealing with women, such well-known female stars, you must break them one by one! It’s not like bowling, where one egg can knock down a large area !"

Zach Randolph thinks he has bottomed out: "Snoopy's operation this time is very powerful. He used mahjong to hoard this group of users and let them end the original hostile state. Then...hehehe!"

His analysis got Eddy Curry a thumbs up.

A matte version of the face is put together with a matte version of the face, and Doug has a bit hot eyes.

At this time, Stephen Marbury came up again, and he asked Doug about whether to set up a small branch of three people in the team. He believed that only by establishing an organization can he lead the team more effectively and arm the team ideologically. The team can make the Knicks into a team with discipline, faith and combat effectiveness!

His Excellency the Duke patted his head, feeling very helpless.

After a long silence, he said, "Let's discuss our next opponent."

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【two】

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