Guard With a Knife

Compared with the introverted and shy No. 1 pick Derrick Rose, reporters prefer to interview Memphis University's main center Joey Dorsey.

Because Joey Dorsey is a man who grows his muscles into his brain, he is very genuine, and he often makes hotter remarks off the court than on the court.

For example, last year, he was under the pressure of those damn reporters at ESPN. Blatant statement: "Greg Oden is overrated. Now all the papers are full of news about him, saying he is a combination of Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, saying that he is at least the rich man's version of Mu. Tombaugh. It's just ridiculous, wait and see, I'll show him what he is, and he's going to shiver in front of my muscles and watch me take 20 rebounds off his head."

Subsequently, Greg Oden led Ohio State University to easily slaughter Memphis in the conference finals. Poor Joey Dorsey left the game without a point, with 3 rebounds and 4 fouls.

Subsequently, Greg Oden deservedly became the No. 1 pick in 2007. And he... has become one of the villains in Auden's countless legends.

Since this season, Joey Dorsey has kept his mouth shut under the control of head coach Calipari.

However, when Charles Barkley walked into the USC gymnasium and interviewed the University of Memphis players who were warming up here, Joey Dorsey suddenly felt that he should say something... After all, this is a senior in the big mouth world.

So, when Charles asked: "What do you think of Snoopy, he is now known as the poor man's version of Joey Dorsey, he has very eye-catching performance in rebounding and blocking data."

Joey Dorsey shrugged, and he raised his eyebrows at the camera: "You know, the Chinese are always good at making things that look like the real thing, but actually feel terrible to use."

"And of course that guy named Snoopy, he just looks so good."

Charles quickly said: "However, he has successively killed Taj Gibson, Michael Beasley, Lopez Brothers and other inside players with NBA strength, and even Beasley is still the favorite for the No. 1 pick."

"This is not surprising at all. If it were me, I would only do better than him. The strength confrontation of Ty Gibson and Michael Beasley is unbearable, and the Lopez brothers are likely to have immigrated from Antarctica. They're clumsy enough to call emperor penguins brothers."

"Just wait and see! I'll hang him at Staples on Tuesday afternoon, and I'll show him what American power is."

Joey Dorsey showed off his biceps in front of the camera and exaggerated: "Power!!"

Watching the posturing Joey Dorsey on TV, Leon Bob was very sorry: "Not all Baltimore people are as rude as him, I have to apologize to you."

"You think too much about Leon. I won't anger the people of Baltimore because of him. Geographical attack is one of the two most stupid arrogances in the world." Put your words into your heart. "I thought he was talking about functions. Power stands for power in functions."

Leon Bob doesn't understand functions, but he understands the puppy's body. He can clearly see that his body muscles are tensing subconsciously, which is a stressful expression of emotional loss.

However, his expression was well hidden. Moreover, even in this very angry situation, he still knows how to take care of other people's emotions.

"Snoopy, your flexibility and coordination are much better than before. Did you do any special training in the dormitory?" Bob changed the subject.

The puppy shook his head. He said, "I haven't done much training. But I found that when my heart is beating and my blood is boiling, my body flexibility will become better. Is there any scientific basis for this?"

"No." Bob said rigorously: "This may be your hallucination.

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But the puppy doesn't think so.

In the game against Stanford, he felt it especially clearly. At that time, the Lopez brothers irritated him, his emotions were high, his blood was boiling, his fighting consciousness was burning, and he dunked the two brothers consecutively, and won the victory. After the game, he obviously felt that his physical coordination was better than before the game.

This made him feel gratified. It turns out that as long as he keeps fighting, he can keep getting stronger!

After he came out of Jennifer's room, he once had a ridiculous worry: If I want to become stronger, I can only harvest yin and replenish yang like in martial arts novels? Finally became a stallion?

Fortunately... he was relieved in the next game!

mood.

As long as you mobilize your emotions, let your heart beat fast and your blood speed up, you can better control your body.

It's just... It seems that my emotions are not so easy to be mobilized.

...

Leon Bob spent 40 minutes giving Snoopy electrotherapy, and Snoopy spent 20 of those minutes explaining to a crying Jennifer Lawrence that he had nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.

"I'm really just a prop. Miley Cyrus deliberately used me to annoy that idol singer, oh yes, and that Selena. They are now a couple..."

The puppy struggled until Jennifer Lawrence on the other end of the phone stopped crying. Then she gossips: "So you're saying, Selena Gomez stole Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Nick Jonas, so Miley Cyrus came to you on purpose to provoke Nick Jonas With Selena. Do you know when Selena and Nick got together? Also, haven’t Nick Jonas and the others been a concert guest for Miley Cyler…”

The puppy is emotionally broken. "I really don't know, I'm really not familiar with them, I'm just a secondary actor who was temporarily dragged over to play props."

"Okay, Snoopy. I missed you. I'll be back in Los Angeles as soon as possible."

The two chatted about each other for a long time before hanging up the phone.

Leon Bob on the side was a little embarrassed.

After Snoopy hung up the phone, he felt that he needed to share some life experience with this kid: "Snoopy, I think you should be more cautious in the relationship between men and women. You know, many NBA stars are ruined by women , such as Sean Kemp, such as Kobe Bryant, the owner of this arena, who was almost destroyed by a waitress..."

Before he finished speaking, a tall black man walked in.

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[The third one is delivered. Friends who cultivate immortals, stay here and don’t move, I will cut down some orange trees for you. 】

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