Guard With a Knife

The composition of the Eastern All-Star team is the starters: Dwight Howard, Zach Randolph, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Snoopy Doo. Substitute list: Joe Johnson, Al Horford, Lagalondo, Derrick Rose, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, Chris Bosh.

The composition of this year's team is a bit scattered, almost cutting off the behavior of collectively isolating Snoopy like last season's All-Star Game. Moreover, the argument that "Snoopy is not worthy of an All-Star" has completely disappeared, and the statistics and records set by Snoopy are definitely worthy of an All-Star. If he can't be an All-Star, then what's the face of the big group of All-Stars in the East who he killed last season?

But even so, when Snoopy arrived in Dallas, he still heard a lot of criticism about himself.

Kevin Garnett is still brooding over Jerry Reinsdorf's remarks: "This is still the era of us old guys. Young rookies who try to take the scepter at least It's going to be five years, and I don't think there's a place for the Chicago Bulls in that list of hopefuls."

"I do have some prejudices against Snoopy', the reason is not only because of the loss in the playoffs last season. It is more because I have a completely different outlook on life from him. As a basketball player, I will never Putting myself in the name of so many female stars in Hollywood, even though I know it will give me more influence and make more money. But basketball is basketball!"

It is not the first time that Kevin Garnett has spoken against Snoopy.

Reporters have also known for a long time that interviewing Kevin Garnett will definitely start a war.

However, Snoopy did not respond to Garnett's provocation. He just calmly faced the microphone that was stretched out: "I'm sorry, I still have a lot of commercials to shoot today, so I can't accept your interview for the time being."

For the Duke, the All-Star Weekend is not a time to rest and relax. He had to finish shooting the many sponsorship commercials that had been backlogged for a long time. For this reason, he even refused to participate in the All-Star rookie game.

In fact, his teammate Derrick Rose didn't participate either. And when the staff of his team were still chatting with reporters, they clearly mentioned: "Why do we have to play such a boring rookie game and accept Kevin Durant as the head coach? He and Derek are all Star player."

This staff member with the Adidas label deeply imprinted on his body certainly does not want the brand's most potential star to play for Nike's second most potential rookie.

This was originally a matter between Derrick Rose's team and Kevin Durant's team.

But because Dug didn't participate in the rookie game, it was Snoopy's name that became the focus of public opinion in the end.

"Snoopy openly provoked Kevin Durant, bluntly saying that Durant is not worthy of being the second-year team leader!"

"After turning Goddess Kevin into a cat, Snoopy humiliated Durant with a refusal!"

"Snoopy thinks he's better: I'm the all-star vote leader, why should I accept the leadership of the Western Conference's substitute All-Star?"

"..."

All of a sudden, such reports emerged one after another.

Even Westbrook called to ask if Snoopy was deliberately targeting Kevin Durant by doing this. He even thought that Doug might be fighting for the ball for himself and deliberately competing with Durant.

"I really don't know anything about it." Snoopy said helplessly to the phone at the shooting site of the Apple mobile phone advertisement: "I'm very busy now!"

He hung up the phone impatiently.

Then he continued to shoot. Next, he has pickup trucks, chewing gum, hamburgers, beverages, clothing, domestic communication software, etc., and a series of commercials to shoot. He has no time to pay attention to these news, and he doesn’t even have NBA community activities. join.

Fortunately, this incident was quickly overshadowed by another incident.

With Snoopy not responding to Kevin Garnett provocation,

Miley Cyrus, who rushed to Dallas in a hurry, fired fierce artillery fire as soon as she got off the plane: "Kevin Garnett had better go back and check his high school education, the data of the first two seasons, and the team's record when he said this. And most importantly, go buy a mirror."

"As a high school student, as a player who has never played in the NCAA, what qualifications does he have to laugh at a player who led his team to win the NCAA championship and won the MOP of the Final Four?"

"As a player who didn't even touch the threshold of the playoffs in his rookie season, what qualifications does he have to target a star who led his team to the finals as an absolute core in his rookie season?"

"Also, do you think there will be first-line female celebrities having an affair with him? Do you think there will be entertainment media that can't wait to shoot his exclusive pictures every day in exchange for high income? Do you think he can create his own Kevin Garnett? Is it a special economy?"

"He can't do anything. He just relies on his seniority, his age to be arrogant and bossy over there."

"But what he doesn't know is that Snoopy is more than a hundred days away from his 21st birthday. Time is the least scarce thing for him. As for Mr. Kevin Garnett , his unrealized talent may only exist in his mouth and tongue."

Miley Cyrus fires fiercely and with reason, which is impressive.

In fact, she came here with the idea of ​​fighting this time. Kevin Garnett is just a small try for her, just an appetizer.

Everyone knows that her target is Scarlett Johansson, the black widow who was rumored to be "Wildcat" in Chicago.

"Will you settle differences in the way of western cowboys? In the Middle Ages, knights would duel for princesses. In fact, the great poet Pushkin died in a duel for his lover."

A reporter deliberately teased Miley Cyrus like this.

But Miley Cyrus didn't answer at all. She just put on her sunglasses silently, and under the guard of security guards, she ruthlessly walked to the nanny car and drove to the center of Dallas.

This has reporters frantically following, and everyone knows that there will be an earth-shattering super news this weekend.

Miley Cyrus is no slouch, she's wild right now, and was kicked out of a show last week for blatantly touching a female model's buttocks at Los Angeles Fashion Week. But the Disney princess was not ashamed at all. Instead, she faced it calmly: "I can only attack women now, and I can't betray my love for Snoopy. So, I can only be bisexual!"

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