Guard With a Knife

The progress of the story is like a third-rate Hollywood drama.

Two female stars in red cheongsams stopped in front of the same counter, and stretched out their hands to pinch the same bag of flour, which was also the only one left in the supermarket. Immediately, the two sides looked at each other and jumped a step back from each other!

All of this is as funny as it is in a TV show. It even makes people speculate whether this is the shooting scene of a third-rate TV series.

In fact, the two parties were also taken aback.

They are all here this time to buy ingredients for tonight's big meal, and they have already figured out the theme of tonight in their minds: New Year's Dumpling Dinner. And for this reason, I learned a lot of production methods on the Internet.

However, what I didn't expect was that today they not only clashed in their shirts, but also their ideas. Now they actually met each other and fell in love with the last bag of flour.

Not even the writers of "The Big Bang Theory" dared to write such an absurd plot.

And so it happened.

The two female stars in red slit cheongsams face each other with four eyes facing each other. They look like two brave matadors, ready to fight at any time.

In fact, the paparazzi around were all ready for it to happen.

If they really fight here, then...it will definitely become the headlines of tomorrow, and both the media and newspapers will be worth a lot of money because of it.

These hardworking paparazzi will also get a lot of money. In fact, after the economists created the Britney economy at the beginning of the century, they recently launched the Snoopy Duke economy. Their mainstream opinion is that Duke Snoopy and his duchess ladies have supported at least 200 paparazzi and 100 street tabloids in North America, plus dozens of media giants have benefited from this.

"Listen, red-haired rebellious girl. I don't want to argue with you in front of everyone. I'm not like you. I'm a mature woman. And, I never want to trouble Snoopy." Scarlett Johnson quickly calmed down, and she showed the momentum of a big sister: "He should focus on the court. You know how many NBA players are waiting to see his jokes."

Let's be honest, Miley Cyrus does want to fight Scarlett Johansson like she shredded her coat at the Chicago Police Department last year. She couldn't stand the "old woman" playing cat and harassing Snoopy over and over again.

However, when Scarlett Johansson said the phrase "understanding". Her rage instantly turned politically incorrect, and... how could I be any worse than this old woman with big breasts and no brains?

"Hmph! You really are a posturing woman. It's you who made the news a big deal recently, and it has nothing to do with me."

Miley Cyrus snorted coldly, she stepped forward and tried to get the bag of flour.

However, Scarlett Johansson's hand was also on it. The eyes of the two intertwined, and the anger seemed to be real.

At this moment, a new paparazzi hid in the dark and pressed the shutter, and the flickering of the flash exposed his whereabouts. At the same time, it also made Scarlett Johansson, a professional actor, smile instantly.

Miley Cyrus also quickly responded with a half-hearted smile.

The two hooked up shoulder to shoulder with almost the same tacit understanding, then took down the bag of flour talking and laughing, and then pushed the shopping cart to the parking lot quickly.

They were all thinking of competing in the parking lot and fighting for the right to own the bag of flour.

However, the swarm of paparazzi made them have no private time at all, and even in a panic... Miley Cyrus got into Scarlett Johansson's car.

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"That's why you two stay together?"

Sitting at the dining table, Snoopy looked at the two beauties in cheongsams wearing aprons with surprise on his face: "You guys actually worked together to make this table of Chinese food?"

"The truth is: I did the part on your left." Miley Cyrus said clearly.

This made His Excellency the Duke a bit of a headache, even though he has been emphasizing that during the Chinese New Year days, no one can quarrel. During this period, even the children did something wrong,

Parents will stay until after the fifth day to clean up.

But Miley Cyrus obviously did not understand the spirit of this oriental culture.

She still stubbornly believes that the dishes on the left are more in line with Chinese tastes.

Scarlett Johansson also argues for this. He believes that his braised potatoes are the best Chinese food in the world.

To Doug, however, the dishes they cook are nothing more than the difference between sweet and sweeter. Snoopy still can’t understand Americans’ obsession with sweetness so far. The best braised potatoes in the world that Scarlett advertises are actually more like fried mashed potatoes, wrapped in layers of dense The sugar juice, and finally sprinkled with chopped green onion.

If this is also called Chinese food, then... the eight major cuisines may have to be changed to the nine major cuisines.

But even so, that is, braised potatoes are like mashed potatoes with sugar, and scrambled eggs with tomatoes are like eggs wrapped in tomato sauce... Snoopy is still very happy to eat, and he is trying to find the words of praise in his stomach.

He hopes that he can enter the lunar year 2010 with a happy and smooth mood, and in the next year, he will be full of power and complete his basketball career.

Before the dumplings were cooked, Snoopy turned on the TV, hoping to calm his nerves by watching the show.

But a local TV station in Dallas was reporting Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus walking the mall in the afternoon.

"...It doesn't look like they have any tense atmosphere, and they even left together talking and laughing. Their friendship seems to be closer than any girlfriends, and they are not so-called rivals in love at all. I think... some people are time to give Si Nubi apologized a little bit, the misunderstanding he suffered is beyond comprehension for ordinary people..."

Forehead!

Snoopy changed the channel silently, and it took a long time to switch to the Chinese channel. What he watched was the rebroadcast of this year's Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Tiger... No way, Beijing time is 13 hours ahead of Dallas time.

This year's Spring Festival Gala does not have Uncle Benshan. Although the language programs are lively, they lack the burden of direct laughter. It makes people laugh.

Fortunately...Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus quickly brought two bowls of dumplings. They were eager to try their hand at Snoopy.

But let's be honest, since the New Year's nightmare last year, Snoopy has developed some natural resistance to dumplings.

He still can't figure out why his dumplings are so good, he suddenly became interested, and even made it with Scarlett in the kitchen, and at the most important moment, his parents pushed the door and broke in. One of the best moments of my life in Scream...!

At this time, Scarlett Johansson silently poured a glass of red wine into Snoopy's glass.

And after pouring, quickly put the bottle away.

"I think you can taste each other's dumplings first, and then give your evaluation." Snoopy gave his proposal with a smile, and he hoped for a little warm interaction.

But clearly, this has backfired.

Scarlett deliberately frowned and took a bite of Miley Cyrus' dumplings: "This is simply the worst food I have ever eaten."

After that, Miley Sluth just sniffed and said: "I will never eat such a bad food."

The two disliked each other, and then recommended their dumplings to Snoopy.

This made Dug a headache. To be honest, he would rather face two Kobe Bryant double-teams at the same time than deal with two women, and it was such an important festival as the Chinese New Year.

Therefore, he could only eat one of each.

Then he silently poured some of the red wine in his glass for Miley Cyrus, and some for Scarlett: "Come on! Let's have a drink together, Happy New Year!"

When Snoopy picked up the wine glass and said this, Scarlett's face immediately became very, very awkward. She reached out and tried to grab Miley Cyrus' glass. Then he kicked her out of the house he rented.

However, Miley Cyrus quickly picked up the glass and touched Snoopy: "Happy New Year!"

She drank it down.

Scarlett was going crazy.

Her pupils were full of horror! !

She realized that this matter was really going to get out of hand, and she originally planned to quickly chase away Miley Cyrus as an unexpected guest after dinner.

But now it turns out that Snoopy shared wine with everyone, and... Miley Cyrus drank it.

"Cheers, Scarlett!"

Snoopy picked up his wine glass and touched the dumbfounded Scarlett. Scarlett almost subconsciously raised her glass and drank it down.

And when she finished drinking, she realized... Oops! ! !

She looked at Snoopy.

The emotions are complicated to the extreme.

And just as Snoopy was trying to drink the wine, his cell phone rang. He subconsciously put down his wine glass, picked up his cell phone, and it was an overseas call.

Papa Du called.

He hurriedly got up and walked to the other end of the living room to answer the phone, exchanging New Year greetings with relatives on the other side of the ocean.

But here, the two duchess girls felt the weird, physical kind.

His Excellency the Duke was beaming over there. He chatted with his father for five or six minutes, then his mother, then his uncle, aunt, aunt, uncle, aunt, cousin, cousin... .

The joy of the New Year has not diminished because of the distance in the Pacific Ocean, and the radio waves entrust each other's blessings and concerns. Everyone has the simplest wishes in their hearts: Happy New Year.

The phone call lasted for almost forty minutes, and the last person Snoopy called was Lin Weiwei. He never thought that Lin Weiwei would go to China to spend the New Year with his parents, and it was not difficult to hear from everyone's tone that everyone liked her very much and had a strong sense of approval.

This made Doug a little embarrassed. So, he quickly exchanged New Year's greetings with Lin Weiwei, and then hung up the phone amidst the lively sound of firecrackers.

When he turned around with a happy smile, what happened in front of him was beyond his imagination.

It even caused his latest iPhone to drop to the ground.

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