Guard With a Knife

"Data monsters, epic revenge! Madison Garden became Duke Snoopy's battlefield last night!"

"It's never been seen before! Super large triple-double, Snoopy has become the first person in NBA data!"

"Donny Walsh, heaven or hell, his only possibility of reversal."

"Thanks to Downey, the road to Chicago's dynasty revival has begun!"

"In the night of shame, the people who sold the Knicks completed a shocking massacre!"

"..."

On the plane to Chicago, Snoopy reclined in the luxurious seat in the special box, flipping through today's newspaper with his eyes back and forth.

The almost one-sided praise did not make His Excellency the Duke extremely happy. He was even a little tired.

He rubbed his brows that were condensed into a Sichuan shape, and then thought of the quarrel with Karlie Kloss in the morning, and of course, inevitably recalled the battle in the living room and kitchen at noon. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Karlie Kloss's career has grown by leaps and bounds recently, and she is quickly approaching the position of the world's number one supermodel. But due to her busy work, she has less and less time to contact Snoopy, which brings her a huge sense of crisis. After all, she can see news about Snoopy and other women every day, and even rumors about Snoopy’s mother News about hand-picked beauty agents.

This plunged her into deep anxiety and depression. So, when Snoopy told her that she might not have time to have lunch this morning, she complained loudly on the phone, cried out, and even said the word breakup.

When the word was spoken, Snoopy on the phone fell into a deep silence. He suddenly fell into a mysterious vicious circle, and his heart became extremely worried about gains and losses. Then, almost unconsciously, he went out and drove to Karlie Kloss's residence.

Snoopy has a strong sense of territory. Although he doesn't know how to solve the problems of the dukes and girls, he is sure of one thing, and that is his heart. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"Hey, Snoopy, what are you thinking?"

Eddie Curry walked over with a smirk on his face, exuding this obscene and gossip aura.

The video of the mysterious GMC RV shaking in the underground parking lot of Madison Garden that was posted on the Internet in the early hours of last night got fermented today.

Well-wielded journalists learned that the car was registered to Taylor Swift's father's company.

And that night, Taylor Swift was photographed sitting on the sidelines watching the massacre of Lord Duke, and even stretched out her legs to tease Snoopy involuntarily in the third quarter.

Most importantly, a professional analyzed a video audio track and learned that the high-pitched and comfortable voice in the video is exactly the same as Taylor Swift's high-pitched voice.

This makes it impossible not to think about who the hero and heroine are in the rickety RV. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Although Taylor Swift's agent made a statement at noon today, stating that the matter had nothing to do with Taylor Swift, it was caused by the staff borrowing a car, if the media wantonly hype, they will reserve the right to pursue the law.

However... not everyone is convinced by this explanation.

It is still becoming the most popular gossip discussion today.

"I didn't think about anything, I just stayed." Snoopy shrugged his shoulders, and he looked at Eddie Curry, who was getting more and more normal.

"So, you really don't plan to teach me some vibration skills on the car? Dude! You know, this is my dream!!" Eddie Curry, who was only 285 pounds, looked at Stephen very eagerly. Nubby. Just now in the front cabin, Quentin Richardson told him with absolute certainty: If you have not experienced the vibration in the car, then you have lost at least one tenth of the fun in life. Isn't a man's dream to conquer a high-powered sports car and a woman with huge headlights? \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

So, he couldn't wait to walk over to Snoopy,

He hoped that the Duke could share some experiences. After all, from the looks of the entire team, his car had the highest vibration frequency. He even got the brand endorsement of a pickup truck because of those rumors!

Snoopy looked helplessly at the extremely serious Eddie Curry, amused and angry, and finally spread his palms helplessly: "Unfortunately, I really have no advice for you. Perhaps, you should buy a Full size truck, you know what I mean?"

This answer made Curry a little frustrated, but he still tried hard to say: "I can exchange the latest woodpecker collection with you, and I can even lend you the out-of-print 'Love You 1o8 Style' that I have treasured for fifteen years. look……"

get out.

Snoopy almost collapsed and closed the door, he liked this independent space more and more. Because if it's like in the Knicks, God knows if it will cause the whole team to boo. NBA players' discussions about women and technology are endless. No matter how good the team atmosphere is, no matter how disciplined the team is, they can't stop these young millionaires and multimillionaires from exploring women. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

In fact, the most advice given to them by NBA teams, including their management team, is only: be sure to wear family planning tools. First of all, it is for safety reasons. Secondly, those women who have evil intentions cannot be allowed to succeed. You must know that those women who wander around the hotel looking for stars as prey, their biggest pursuit is to conceive the children of these big nba men in their stomachs, so...they can get the support of the law to make them have nothing to do for the rest of their lives Carefree alimony.

call!

The Duke suddenly let out a long sigh.

He started to have a headache for new things again, he didn't know where to give birth to a black-headed son in seven years, so as to fulfill the dream of the famous sweet song queen in my country in the 1980s to be a grandmother.

After thinking about it, I was at a loss.

As a student of economics, he only has some simple common sense about genetics, which is not enough for him to solve this famous problem in the history of human development.

So, he shook his head, opened his laptop, and checked the video of the next opponent coming from the team's videographer team in his mailbox, and followed up the upcoming schedule by the way.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, after looking at it, you can't help but take a deep breath.

Next is the devil's schedule. In the next fourteen games, there will be no dead ends covering the top nine teams in the West and the top eight teams in the East (except for the Miami Heat and Atlanta Hawks.).

Playing against these strong teams, defense is a big problem.

Snoopy frowned. Now that he has just secured the seventh position in the Eastern Conference, he doesn't want to face a losing streak in the next round.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

There was a light knock on the sliding door.

"Is there anything else? Mr. Curry." Snoopy said angrily. He thought that Eddie Curry had come over again to seek the cheats on the shaking of the car.

"No, I'm Jokinoah."

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