Guard With a Knife

Next, the driver brother was very kind and worried about the recent situation of the Bulls. He believed that the recent schedule of the Bulls was too bad, and Derrick Rose's role was indispensable. The taxi driver named Raphael analyzed it seriously with Snoopy. He believed that Derrick Rose is the best point guard in the East who is good at cutting at the top of the arc.

Then, he also talked a lot about his understanding of basketball.

He gave full play to the style of a keyboard man. For example, he thought that if he could be taller, he could also play in the NBA. Also, he felt that Stephen Novak of the Bulls must not be able to defend his post-up singles, because he weighed close to 270 pounds, and Novak was known for being weak in the NBA.

Regarding his ideas, His Excellency the Duke supported him, saying that he was right.

Snoopy has never been the kind of person who likes to take it seriously with non-professionals, because it would make him appear unprofessional.

Raphael was very happy. He even personally sent the Duke to the underground parking lot. After taking twelve photos, he watched the Duke walk into the elevator room with a satisfied and happy smile. When the elevator opened, he saw To Scarlett Johansson.

At that time, he was stunned.

He couldn't wait to pick up his phone to take a picture, but when he did, the elevator door was closed. He only saw Scarlett Johansson hugging Snoopy tightly...

"Oh dear God, Scarlett is going to get fucked hard by that bastard Snoopy in the bedside table tonight."

Raphael burst into a foul language. Although he had a very pleasant communication with Snoopy just now, he still couldn't let go of the scene he saw just now. After all, when he watched Scarlett's movie, he always imagined that he was in the same room with Scarlett, but he Can only imagine, but Snoopy is a real gun!

This kind of feeling made him very uncomfortable, but he was powerless to stop them from happening, as if he couldn't even get in the elevator door... because the elevator here needs to be swiped.

This world run by God is always so unfair.

But, fortunately, he quickly adjusted. Because compared to those drivers who failed to drive Snoopy, he was lucky enough. So, he couldn't wait to go home, click on his computer, and started posting while eating cookies: Talk about the two-time relationship between me and the Bulls star, music superstar, and the third sexiest man in the world, Snoopy Du Three things.

He described his encounter with Snoopy in a skillful way, and emphasized that their communication was very smooth, and their understanding of basketball was very consistent. He even made up a plot of himself and Snoopy working hard on the tactical board. And through Snoopy's mouth, he used an exaggerated tone to express how advanced his basketball concept is, and what a huge loss to the NBA that he failed to grow to 198 cm.

And, at the end, he tried to do a gossip paparazzi trick: "Hey guys. Do you know who I ended up seeing? Snoopy kissing a well-known Hollywood actress in the Hilton's underground elevator... ...They are really together, Snoopy is definitely not the first boy. If you want to know who he is, please deduct 1..."

After he excitedly finished posting this post, the crowd he was expecting did not appear.

Instead, the comments below are all..."Hey man. Are you kidding? You say you can play in the nba? And you say you can outsmart Snoopy on the board, come on boy Although his shooting is as bad as my grandma's, don't doubt his basketball IQ, he is a super genius who won the principal's award in the business school! He led the team to the finals, do you understand?"

"I can see 10,000 posts about encountering celebrities every day on Wethuhu. It seems that your imagination is still limited. According to normal logic, you should not beat Snoopy to a ten in a street court. Is it better than zero?"

"I don't even want to know who that Hollywood actress is? I just want to know if Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus are a couple.

Miley Cyrus even went to the premiere of Scarlett Johansson's film in New York last weekend, and she raved about Black Widow's performance, even forgetting that it was Donnie Roberts. Poor Iron Man is on his way to the top of his career with this movie. "

"Hey, let's forget about Downey Jr. who's not as tall as Taylor Swift in those insoles. In fact, the playboy-billionaire image he runs in the movies is far less realistic than Snoopy's, Duke Dog is the most enviable guy in the world. Do you know? The facebook he invested in is about to go public, and Twitter, everyone loves Twitter. God, I criticize his financial concepts for me Shame, I should never forget that he is a top student in the business school! And I am just a loser at the age of 27 who still lives at my parents' house eating biscuits and typing on the keyboard every day."

"..."

When Raphael saw these comments, he felt very depressed. Why don't you believe me when you clearly tell the truth at least 50% of what you say?

In fact, it is a sociological phenomenon. Duke Snoopy has always been in the vortex of public opinion, all kinds of weird and eye-catching news are linked to him, and sometimes it is even rumored that he spent the spring with the wife of a certain politician. In this situation, the things Raphael said are insignificant at all, and everyone is even immune to it.

Frankly speaking, to some extent, public opinion about Snoopy has turned around. Just like the previous rumors that the Duke is actually a pure junior brother, it is a signal.

If Snoopy plays an outstanding performance on the court in the next stage, his previous negative news may even become a footnote to the legend. Just like Michael Jordan, no one will make a fuss about his gambling addiction, prostitution and gambling. When talking about these things, he will always say: Even gods have human flaws.

This even fleshed out Michael's image.

...

Regarding the reversal of public opinion, Snoopy did not pay attention at all at this time, nor did he care. He at least reversed Meow Meow's Scarlett Johansson and let her lie on the bedside table. He didn't even want to do the work of taking off the outer packaging. It's a real kung fu of hard bridge and hard horse!

Suddenly, the room was filled with cheerful and comfortable voices.

Throughout the afternoon, His Excellency the Duke did not stop working.

He now feels that he is a bit demanding.

"My self-control is getting worse and worse."

At 6:30 in the evening, His Excellency sat on the bay window and looked at the neon-flashing Milwaukee. The urban construction here was not prosperous, and even the lights seemed weak... Scarlett was like mud on the bed.

"Miley Cyrus sent me a message of peace, backstage at Iron Man premiere."

Towards dinner, Scarlett put on a long dress. When she said this, her face was flushed, and she thought of the scene on New Year's Eve. That was an unforgettable memory in her life.

Again, this is one of the most exciting scenes in Snoopy's life so far. That night even allowed him to complete a change of direction in a state of rapid advance, which greatly enhanced his attack deterrence. It also allows him to spread his defensive influence to the perimeter...albeit not a small distance from a defensive expert.

"..." His Excellency the Duke didn't know how to respond to this matter, so he silently looked at the ceiling.

However, his body betrayed him.

The image recalled in his mind made his flagpole become restless.

Scarlett took a step back in fear.

Then whispered: "I'll talk to her sometime."

This sentence made Snoopy even more unable to respond. He is at a disadvantage in this triangle relationship, and he even has a feeling that he is still living in a matriarchal society. In the history of human development, there was a period of time in the middle when women were in charge of the initiative. They usually knocked out the opposite sex they liked with a big stick and dragged them into the cave to reproduce. Although Snoopy was not knocked out, but... the medicine is not so clever!!

The Duke returned to the hotel where the team stayed after dinner. Tonight they had a pre-match meeting to make targeted deployments based on the characteristics of the Milwaukee Bucks' style of play.

After the Duke left, Scarlett Johansson tried to contact Miley Cyrus.

In fact, the relationship between them is somewhat complicated at this time. First of all, Scarlett is closely allied with Selena Gomez and Jennifer Lawrence. Miley Cyrus is close to Taylor Swift and has recently been linked to Karlie Kloss. They are actually a bit like the Marvel Universe and the DC Universe.

However, with both sides having different positions, something like that happened again on New Year's Eve...

...

The Bulls, which lost two important games because of Snoopy's absence, did not appear dejected. The messages sent back from the rear are boosting morale. Derrick Rose has entered the training hall to start adaptive training. According to the comprehensive evaluation of the medical team, he is extremely A return to action is possible next week.

As the playoffs are getting closer, the current situation in the Eastern Conference has become very clear.

Since the fifth place, the competition in the lower half of the echelon has actually been very slight, and it can even be said that rookies are pecking each other. Because the ninth place record has slipped rapidly, they are no longer a threat. The biggest difference between the East and the West is that the top eleven in the West are all fighting for the playoffs. And the east is largely settled.

Now there are less than 20 games remaining, which is more like a strategic battle to choose the first round matchup.

Tom Thibodeau expressed his heart for the first time in a closed-door meeting: "I think we can give up some games moderately. Celtics / Magic / Cavaliers, these three teams, I think the Magic are relatively better players , even if they are No. 1 in the East."

But, Snoopy offered his rhetorical question: "What if the Orlando suck from now on? They drop the game, they drop from the No. 1 pick?"

This rhetorical question is just right.

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