Guard With a Knife

Cleveland's pride is by no means aimless. They have full confidence in the state of the Cavaliers this season.

With the arrival of Jamison, they believe that the team's last short board has been strengthened, and the East has long since had no one-sided enemy. The only problem they seem to have now is how to deal with the playing time when the locker room is full of elite soldiers. The accumulation of strength year after year has given them sweet troubles, and they even suffer from the disease of wealth in terms of fighting energy.

As for the opponents they may face, this is not the picture at all.

The Boston Celtics are getting old.

Orlando Warcraft only knows how to grab rebounds.

The Atlanta Hawks are even more of a mob.

As for Snoopy? He is also worthy to come to call the battle?

It is extremely regrettable for LeBron James not to have a direct dialogue with Snoopy in the playoffs last season. His speech on the sidelines of Madison Garden is still the head material of the meetings of those sunspots. In fact, since his debut, the Chosen One has only suffered from Snoopy and lost face.

So, when he heard Snoopy's remarks about hitting sixth in the Eastern Conference. He also quickly made a choice in his heart: Then I will stay in the third place in the Eastern Conference.

If Snoopy can lead his team to sixth, then he should be dealt with severely.

If he can't lead the team to sixth, then...just sit and watch him being ridiculed by everyone.

While LeBron James was making up his mind, the Bulls held a high-level meeting before the Utah Jazz game. Gary Foreman, Derrick Rose and assistants to owner Reinsdorf all arrived in Salt Lake City in person.

This plateau forum was initiated by Tom Thibodeau, and all the core members of the Bulls uniform team participated. The content of the meeting is to discuss the team's competitive trend for the next 19 games.

Tom Thibodeau started from a high position and made a speech with a high intention: "Currently, the situation in the league is complicated, especially in the eastern part where the upper and lower levels are out of touch and polarized. With the fifth Milwaukee Bucks in the eastern part, Andrew Bynum The season is reimbursed, and the Miami Heat, the sixth in the Eastern Conference, also let Dwyane Wade enter the physical reserve stage. Now the record ranking situation of the four teams in the second half has become very blurred, and even the Charlotte Bobcats may break into it. Top five. And what we have to do now is lock down our first round opponent!!"

"Since the team entered the post-Jordan era, the team has undergone many reconstructions. Except for the short-term rush to the playoffs in 0607, most of the rest of the time was in a state of being behind and beaten. At present, the team is ushering in an opportunity for a great revival. We got on the fast track after getting two cornerstone players and elite players."

"Faced with such a good situation, we should deeply analyze the strengths and weaknesses of our opponents. From my point of view, I think the Orlando Magic is the best opponent. Although they rank first in the regular season. But I think they are the top three The best team in the top four. Their defense relies heavily on Dwight's ability. And Snoopy and Joakim Noah can restrain Howard very well. The reason for the famous identity to obtain a counterattack."

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, and then looked around: "The eighth place counters the first place, paying the least risk and gaining the greatest reputation. Why not do this?"

He spoke with confidence and allure.

Frankly speaking, whether it is Derrick Rose, Gary Forman, or the boss's assistant, they are all very excited about this proposal.

However, His Excellency the Duke seems to be a little distracted. He is a little not used to Thibodeau's long speeches, and he thinks Thibodeau's tone of voice is a bit like Stephen Marbury, with a strong style of political engineering!

"Snoopy, what's your opinion?" Gary Foreman cast his gaze over, and he asked Doug for his opinion seriously.

Duge was silent for a while, then said quietly and steadily: "But... as athletes, why do we have to do things with the least risk?"

The tone of the Duke's rhetorical question was very light, even a little childish,

In this business alliance, isn't the purpose of maximizing profits at all times?

However, when they looked at the serious and solemn Snoopy, they couldn't think of frivolity in their hearts.

"When we step onto the court, we always have one goal, to defeat our opponents. No matter who the competitors God has arranged for us, these cannot stop us from going all out to win the victory. And, become stronger in the battle!"

"For me, competition is a process that makes me stronger and gradually conquers all opponents."

"I will neither fall down before I run out of ammunition, nor will I turn my gun under the opponent's arrogance and look for an opponent who seems to be easier to deal with."

As he spoke, Snoopy took it out of his pocket. On the cover was a picture of the Bulls raising their hands to celebrate victory in Milwaukee, but there was a huge red x on the picture, and the title: Sixth in the Eastern Conference? Welcome to Hell Mode!

This picture, this line of characters, is like a hot flame.

It's starting to eat the hearts of everyone here!

"Even though I don't like Snoopy."

"But I still want to say that this time I agree with him. I will fight the people of Cleveland to the end!! These dog food bastards don't want to show off in front of me!!" Jokino was called by Tom Thibodeau Ah the first clenched his fists to express his attitude: "Even if I can't kill them, I will bite off their pills!!"

Noah's face was stern.

His statement made Tom Thibodeau feel helpless, and he knew... his black eight plan had completely failed.

Sure enough, Derrick Rose made a calm and forceful speech next: "I support Snoopy, Cleveland people are so proud!"

Derrick Rose, who was born in Chicago, also has an unruly vigor. It's just... a lot of times, as an introvert, he often needs someone to help him ignite. It may have been Jokinoah before, but Joakimnoah's way is too simple and rude, and he is always keen on beating his chest, stamping his feet and wailing, yelling that he inherited the iron-blooded jumper Garnett's set.

But Snoopy is different. He comes from a famous family, has superb skills, and is good at thundering silently.

No matter how introverted Mr. Rose is, he still has a way to make him bloom instantly!

At this time, Gary Foreman also stated: "I am very happy to see the momentum of the young players. I am excited and proud that Chicago has you. I believe that all Illinois fans will pay tribute to your decision. "

"Remember, our goal is to dominate the league and return to glory! It's not a miracle. There is no championship, all honors are embellishments."

Foreman emphasized.

When he said these words, it was almost equivalent to a conclusion.

Subsequently, Tom Thibodeau also expressed support.

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That night, the Bulls beat the Jazz in a thrilling 109:106. The pick-and-roll combination of Carlos Boozer and Deron Williams once made the Bulls dizzy, and they almost killed the Chicagoans in the middle distance. Until the historic steal before the end of the game, Snoopy wearing a red Bulls jersey reminded the Salt Lake City audience of that nightmare again, as if they had once again witnessed Michael Jordan from the poor Russell's arms. Li steals the basketball and hits the game-winning shot.

The same is true for Snoopy tonight. He has been playing as a defender in the paint. He suddenly moved up to the top of the three-point arc at the last moment. When facing Deron Williams' lateral swing, he suddenly ran directly into it. The chubby Deron, who is known for his physical strength, was knocked back in an instant.

Then, with everyone chanting fouls, he used Joakinoah's screen to complete a deadly long-range three-pointer!

Although many critics believe that this three points have an element of luck.

But it just happened to him.

And in the next 13 seconds, the Jazz failed to complete the final attack, and their plan to try to grab offensive rebounds was rejected by Snoopy and Joakim Noah. In the end, I could only watch Noah throw the basketball into the sky like an exaggerated orangutan, then beat his chest and shouted: Long live Chicago!

When he said this, the whole of Salt Lake City was cursing.

His words are like a spell in this arena to open painful memories.

So, that's why he was attacked with drinks and popcorn when he ran into the tunnel.

But Joakim Noah didn't care about this. He still appeared at the press conference with 16 points, 18 rebounds and 3 blocks.

He recently took the initiative to talk to Stephon Marbury because he has developed a keen interest in the phrase "strategicly defying the enemy". He found that he seemed to fall in love with the heroic revolutionary feelings in Marbury's mouth.

"Salt Lake City is a majestic plateau, but we have conquered it again. Just like our ancestors did in '98 and '97."

Qiaojinoah stood in front of the spotlight, and his gestures were very particular, with one hand forward in the shape of scolding Fangqiu, and the other hand concentrating on the dantian in the shape of entraining air.

"The torrent of history is rolling in, and no one can stop the red bull's galloping pace! Let us wait and see! The red ocean will flood the NBA map again!"

Joakim Noah was full of spirit.

In the eyes of American journalists, with disheveled hair, he looked like a bad and awkward novelist, and he was still in the Kafka genre.

But Joakim Noah doesn't think so, he thinks he's sounding the clarion call for Chicago. ,

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"Don't you think this kid is like an obsessed drama actor?"

Snoopy asked Stephon Marbury at his hotel in Phoenix, with Joakim Noah's impassioned speech on TV: "I don't think he knows what he's talking about?"

"At least it's better than when he ran to the media and said, 'The Utah Jazz are a piece of dog shit, and their insiders can't stop half of my pill from shaking'? And, don't you think he's been quiet lately? A lot? At least he's no longer in the locker room watching crappy sex-definition tapes, but poring over poignant talk collections."

Marbury thinks this is a great progress, no less than teaching monkeys to wear underpants, so as to prevent the bastard from swinging around wantonly.

Snoopy shrugged, he didn't want to be judgmental.

He turned to watch the Phoenix Suns game video.

With the Miami Heat's sudden wave of victories, and Skils based on Bogut's injury-like tactical adjustments to survive, the rankings that were supposed to catch up once again maintained a distance.

Compared with these two opponents, the Bulls have no advantage in their schedule, and they will face strong teams.

The next opponents of the Miami Heat and the Milwaukee Bucks are almost all lottery teams, which makes it relatively difficult for the Bulls to enter the top six.

Fortunately, Derrick Rose is about to return.

He will return to the game after an away game against Phoenix, and his first game back will be at home against the fifth-ranked Denver Nuggets in the Eastern Conference.

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