Guard With a Knife

beep!

The whistle is ringing!

When the puppy walked onto the court, Staples Arena burst into cheers and screams.

Obviously, everyone is hoping that Snoopy can get back on the field and teach the arrogant Joey Dorsey a lesson: just like Greg Oden did last year.

Of course, this is just hope.

Anyone who watches basketball knows that there is a gap between the two.

However, Miley Cyrus doesn't watch basketball. She doesn't understand the difference in height and wingspan between Snoopy and Joey Dorsey at all, and she doesn't know how much Snoopy weighs less than Joey Dorsey.

She only knows that her man must fight back when faced with provocation, even if it is a man in name!

"Snoopy, come on! Teach that stupid No. 3 player a lesson!!"

She stood up and shouted for Snoopy.

When this beautiful landscape appeared beside the court, it quickly attracted everyone's attention.

Miley Cyrus also appeared on the big screen overhead.

There was an uproar at the Staples Arena, and it seemed that the love between Snoopy and the little Disney princess could be confirmed.

"Boy, do you know what the two things I hate the most? Imitating my style of play, and taking your girlfriend to the court to show off." Joey Dorsey stared at Doug, his tone was quite presumptuous : "I don't care if your girlfriend is an entertainment star or not, I'm going to beat you all over the place. You're going to suffocate in my muscles. I'll let your girlfriend watch carefully, who is A real man!"

Doug raised his head, and he faced the arrogant Joey Dorsey: "I'm sorry, because I rarely deal with uneducated people like you. So, remember my mouth shape, this is the only thing I want to do. What I said to you."

"go to hell!"

Doug's four sounds are very strong and powerful.

This allowed Joey Dorsey to clearly recognize that Snoopy was insulting himself in Chinese, and he was about to fight back. The puppy has run to the left elbow of the free throw line, and Russell Westbrook has passed the ball to him.

Joey Dorsey was taken aback for a moment, quickly followed up, and directly reached out to try to steal... bang!

The puppy's dribble was very fast, and the basketball passed Joey Dorsey's body with a sharp change of direction at the moment when he stretched out his hand, and then Snoopy stepped forward and broke his defense line.

Dorsey turned around quickly, his flexibility was not particularly good.

Therefore, small forward Roberts quickly stepped forward to double-team.

He thought he was fast enough, but, as he slid forward, the puppy had already thrown the basketball high into the penalty area.

Immediately... Luke Mbah a Moute rushed into the paint with lightning, boom! !

The dunk came just right. The Puppy's pass fits perfectly with Luke Mbah a Moute's jumping height.

At the moment when he raged at the basket, there were no defenders in the Memphis penalty area!

Staples Arena cheered because of this alley-oop, and Luke Mbah a Moute did not forget to walk to the sidelines and make an exaggerated gesture of clapping his hands.

At this time, the puppy walked up to Joey Dorsey. He pointed to his head and told Dorsey clearly: "The power of the Chinese comes from here. The brain is a good thing. I hope you can grow one in your lifetime."

The puppy is polite, even using formal English grammar when turning on the taunt skill.

He had no interest in the vulgar slang of blacks.

Joey Dorsey seemed a little unable to understand this kind of elegant irony. He used his muscles to think: How can strength grow in the brain.

At the same time, Earl Johnson in the commentary raised his eyebrows: "So... this kid is really a point guard??"

"Still very advanced." Kenny Smith was quite surprised: "If the ball is not an accident, then... I think he is indeed qualified to call himself a point guard."

"You must know that even Derrick Rose is still at the stage of relying on his own breakthrough to tear apart the defense to attract help and then hand the ball to his teammates.

And the assist just now was completely using the pass to correct the offensive direction. He was leading Luke Mbah a Moute to run the tactical route. This kind of guided ordering made the team's offensive efficiency rapidly increase. "

After Kenny Smith explained. Charles Barkley feels ridiculous: "So what position is he playing now?"

The puppies on the court showed with actions: Center!

He kept pace with Joey Dorsey in the paint.

Joey Dorsey is a player who has absolutely no self-help offensive ability. On the offensive end, he is very focused and only dunks.

Therefore, Duge did not wrestle with him, but followed closely behind him.

At this time, Roberts and Derrick Rose on the free throw line completed the pick-and-roll at the left elbow, and then received a pass and went straight to the paint. Doug quickly let go of Joey Dorsey.

Roberts, who was 2.01 meters long, strode straight to the depths of the penalty area. He made a change of direction just before the jump, but Duge was completely unmoved.

Even, he turned sideways at the moment he took off, and sure enough...Roberts chose to pass the ball, and he handed the basketball to Joey Dorsey under the basket.

Joey Dorsey immediately bounced up like a grasshopper after receiving the basketball. His whole body was full of strength, and he wished he could pull the rim directly off the backboard this time. He wants to let the audience in Los Angeles who booed before know: The Snoopy you are chasing is just a waste, and I am the real man!

However, at the moment when he jumped to the highest point and tried to smash the ball into the basket, a giant palm suddenly appeared out of thin air, and directly suppressed it from top to bottom... Crack!

The giant palm pressed hard on the basketball, and Joey Dorsey, who was holding the basketball tightly, suddenly felt a huge force.

He quickly stiffened his waist, trying to break free from the shackles of this force, and continued to wreak havoc on the basket.

However... the body couldn't stop falling!

ah!

With a roar, he finally pulled the basketball out of his giant palm.

But the feet have fallen to the ground.

beep!

The referee blows the whistle: Scrimmage! !

Staples Arena erupted: "Snoopy!" "Snoopy!" "Snoopy!"

Although it was not a complete block, at least in this round, Snoopy won! It cost him nothing to stop an inevitable dunk. The arrogant Joey Dorsey was directly pushed from the air to the floor by him, and the roar and lines he had prepared could only be swallowed abruptly.

Amidst the cheers of the audience, Miley Cyrus looked at Selena and Demi in a daze: "Why are they cheering? Snoopy didn't score just now!"

She doesn't know much about basketball.

At this time, Kobe Bryant, who was less than five seats away from her, made a precise judgment: "Joy Dorsey is more powerful, but... Snoopy has better explosive power and jumping speed."

"University of Memphis' jump ball lost."

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