Guard With a Knife

beep!

The whistle is ringing!

Shaquille O'Neal steps onto the court.

He waved his arms excitedly, and the entire Quicken Loans Center arena was heated up because of his exaggerated movements. Cheers came one after another. Sharks are undoubtedly the most experienced Cavaliers in terms of adjusting the home atmosphere.

"Are you here to defend me?"

O'Neill looked at Snoopy in front of him, he even wanted to laugh out loud.

In fact, when he turned his back and stuck Snoopy behind him, the Quicken Loans Arena erupted into laughter.

Because from the screen, the picture of Snoopy standing behind O'Neal is really ridiculous: O'Neal is 216 tall and weighs 300 pounds, like a huge mountain of meat. And Snoopy is 191 centimeters, although he is not small in weight, he looks very thin. Comparing the two, it seems that O'Neill has a long sword behind his back.

LeBron James didn't hesitate at all, he passed the basketball to O'Neal immediately.

When O'Neal received the basketball, he originally planned to turn around and hook it directly, because Snoopy's height is too short to pose any threat to him.

But... the position I am standing at this moment is not in a very comfortable area. If I turn around and hook my hand, it will even feel a bit negative. The shark doesn't want to take any chances, so he drops his weight immediately!

He slammed back hard.

puff!

This time he used 70% of his strength.

He could feel his surging strength pushing back majesticly under the crowd of fat... But this strength was quickly resisted powerfully, even though he could feel Snoopy shaking behind him. However... I failed to gain the advantage in space.

This caught him by surprise.

He originally thought that Snoopy's strength was only 70% of his own strength, but he didn't expect that he could resist it.

So, he took a little breath. Push back surgingly again. This time he used 80% of his strength.

But... poof!

After a thick bang.

He felt the shaking of Snoopy behind him, and he also felt the hard air blowing out from his nostrils through clenched teeth! !

O'Neill gained a half-step advantage.

He admired the toughness of the little man behind him very much in his heart. If he was at his peak, he would have turned around suddenly at this moment, and then used the inhuman explosive and jumping power to dunk directly. But now, whether it is the agility of turning around, or the explosive power and jumping ability, he has been drastically weakened.

He could only continue to hit backwards.

This time he planned to use 90% of his strength.

He knew that Snoopy would not be able to resist it!

However, just as he suddenly pushed back, Snoopy, who was leaning against him, retreated suddenly... This made O'Neill, who had already completed the movement of pushing back, stagger a little, and he couldn't stop falling backwards. And while he was staggering backwards, Snoopy poked around, like a vigilant civet... Crack!

He took a precise shot of the basketball in O'Neal's hands, and then threw a long pass to the frontcourt...Run! !

He yelled, Derrick Rose was already galloping like lightning, speeding up and throwing off Mo Williams beside him.

At the same time, Joakim Noah, James Johnson and others also galloped towards the front court violently and swiftly like arrows leaving the string.

It took almost less than 2 seconds for Derrick Rose to reach beyond the three-point line with the ball. Without any hesitation, he made an emergency stop for a jumper... Bang!

The basketball missed.

But it doesn't matter, Snoopy rushed to the paint and jumped up. He didn't give Varejao a little face, directly pulled the backboard from above his head, and blasted directly into the basket.

The basket rattled when he smashed it.

The Speedy Loans Center arena also presented a blank scene.

This scene happened too fast, beyond their imagination.

No one knows why Snoopy was still fighting the Sharks in the backcourt penalty area just now. In a blink of an eye, the Sharks even just ran to the center line, and he was already hanging on the basket.

"That's right, that's the way to vote!"

Snoopy and Derrick Rose high five on the court,

And turned around and told other teammates: "Leave the rebound to me."

The Duke's tone was calm, but every teammate's ears were full of trust.

Changing sides to fight again, the Cleveland still passed the basketball to Shaquille O'Neal, trying to let him play singles. Because this is a very obvious advantage, even a three-year-old child knows where the biggest dislocation on the court is at this time. After all, Snoopy looks too miniature.

However.

Just when LeBron James passed the basketball to the penalty area again through a lob, Snoopy, who was originally stuck behind O'Neal, turned around like a spinning top, and then jumped up in front of O'Neal, and he slapped The basketball is taken off. Then, without looking at it, he threw it directly forward.

And Derrick Rose had a tacit understanding, and he started to sprint forward the moment Snoopy turned around.

When he received the basketball, he had reached beyond the three-point line.

He didn't hesitate at all, facing the exclamation of 20,000 people in the audience, he shot suddenly, extremely resolute... Shua!

The basketball fell into the net.

When the white waves appeared, the entire Quicken Loans Arena was wailing, and countless Bulls fans jumped up in front of the TV.

"Yes, that's the way to go!! Well done, Snoopy! Well done, Ross!"

The excitement hovered over Chicago, as if a huge hurricane was about to form, and it swept violently from the central United States to Cleveland, 550 kilometers away, and wiped out the arrogance of Quicken Loans Arena and Cleveland's arrogance! !

At the same time, Joakim Noah on the court rushed over and had an extremely excited chest bump with Rose.

Noah roared unscrupulously: This is the bull!

He didn't mind at all being booed and abused by the audience. Since this bastard learned some revolutionary romantic feelings from Stephen Marbury, he seemed to have profound theoretical knowledge. The boos from the away game and the abuse from the outside world are becoming less and less important. Every now and then, he has the face of "Let me let the wind from southeast to northwest, I walk in the courtyard and stand still".

In contrast, Snoopy, who set off a counterattack, was calm.

He's not one to celebrate before the final whistle.

He just turned around and told James that Johnson's reaction was a little slow just now.

"If you don't want to watch the hated Clevelanders win while cheering, you should be more aggressive than them. Now that the whole sea smells of blood, I hope you can prove yourself."

The Duke patted James Johnson on the shoulder: "Good luck."

With that said, His Excellency the Duke walked towards Shaquille O'Neill.

Shark was full of anger because of being intercepted twice, his eyes were bright, and he stared at Snoopy: "You will not get another chance. You have me 100% focused!!"

Snoopy didn't engage in a verbal argument with him, but circled directly in front of him, and the two began to exert themselves desperately.

When a 191 guy goes around the front 216 Big Mac, no matter from the perspective of technical tactics or subjective visual experience, it seems funny and ridiculous.

Mr. Tom Thibodeau stared wide-eyed on the bench, wondering why Snoopy did it.

At this time, Varejao has Jokino Allah to the free throw line.

At this time, LeBron James or Mo Williams only needs a high throw to make O'Neal get an excellent open.

However, the shark knows better than anyone how difficult it is for the little man in front of him to entangle himself. He is like a piece of brown sugar that is extremely sticky, sticking to his lower limbs. Make yourself unable to move freely... If you are young, the shark can easily point your finger upwards, and use genius-like agility and explosive power to complete a powerful dunk.

But now, he must let himself into this confrontation, patiently waiting for LeBron James' high throw!

LeBron James hesitated for a moment.

He found an opportunity, watched Snoopy's entire body sink into O'Neal's limbs, and quickly threw the basketball.

This timing is very precise, if nothing unexpected, this will be a beautiful assist. After O'Neal received the basketball, he only needed an easy step back and turned around to complete the dunk...even though his jumping height is only a pitiful 28 centimeters.

However, at the moment he passed the ball.

Snoopy suddenly broke free from O'Neill's position, and turned slightly sideways. After his feet gained a little room for jumping, he immediately exerted downward force, and then jumped up violently like a monkey. He stretched his arms, The body leaned backward, regardless of the center of gravity of the body and the room for the next fall.

That's how he flew across, like a heroic Dennis Rodman slamming the ball.

It's just that Dennis Rodman flew out horizontally, and he was slanting towards the sky, as if he was looking for a parallel point with the flying basketball.

A basketball soon appeared above his sight, and he immediately stretched out his frightening long arms desperately, and he slapped it fiercely. At this moment, O'Neal was also fighting for the basketball.

However, O'Neill obviously didn't show the confidence that Snoopy would treat death like home! !

The moment his fingertips were about to touch the basketball, the front half of one palm had already touched the basketball, and he used all his strength to yank it over... Smack!

The basketball made a loud noise while changing its direction of flight.

O'Neal heard Snoopy's roar: RUN! ! !

He looked intently, and saw that Snoopy's body had fallen down like a fighter plane shot down in the air... His head had already surpassed the bottom of the basket, which was a height of three meters.

O'Neill quickly stretched out his hand, trying to hug this desperate brat.

But his movement speed is really too slow.

He has more than enough heart but not enough energy!

Plop!

Snoopy fell to the ground heavily, and the loud noise made O'Neill unstoppably frightened, and his eyebrows were pulled into a ball instantly.

He's a man of the world.

I have seen all kinds of ruthless people in the 1980s and 1990s.

But like Snoopy, it is really rare to treat himself as a human flesh bomb for a ball.

He leaned down quickly, trying to ask Snoopy how he was doing.

He heard Snoopy's unstoppable gasps, even though his body was made of steel and iron, he couldn't help but feel pain in his bones at this moment. After all, it was a direct fall without obstruction! !

hiss! hiss! hiss! !

O'Neal looked at Snoopy lying on the ground gasping for air, trying to control the pain in his body.

Jokinoah's roar came from the frontcourt, as well as panicked sighs from the audience.

The Chicagoans scored again.

O'Neill knew what was happening ahead without looking up.

And at this moment, he heard a firm voice that he was not unfamiliar with.

When he confronted Yao Ming before, after Yao Ming scored a beautiful goal, he would always grit his teeth and shout firmly: tomato!

tomato?

O'Neill didn't know that tomatoes had any special meaning to Chinese people. Maybe tomatoes are the spiritual totem of Chinese people? Source of strength?

At this moment, he heard Snoopy yell slightly but firmly again.

He could hear better. It's not like tomatoes.

but...

Him! !

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