Guard With a Knife

While Kenny Smith kept describing to the TV audience how embarrassed Eddie Curry was facing Shaquille O'Neal in Cleveland, the Shaq received a pass from Snoopy.

He's got really deep pockets and despite losing 20kg of fat since coming out of New York, he's still going strong.

puff! puff! puff!

After three consecutive hits, even though the Lithuanian is the tallest in the current league and weighs 300 pounds, his foot is still unstable and he retreats one after another.

Just when he tried to roll his upper body forward to get a triangle support and stabilize his footing.

Eddie Curry turned around suddenly, his flexibility and agility were seriously inconsistent with his size. He passed Ilgauskas' defense as smoothly as if he was in the water, and the speed was so fast that even Snoopy was surprised.

When Kenny Smith said, "This kid has nothing to praise except for the historical level of fat gain", Eddie Curry, who quietly wiped Ilgauskas, easily completed an aura. Backhand layup.

His movements are like a fat man stepping on ice, and he can easily complete the attack with just a swipe.

The handwork is so delicate!

Luol Deng, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help but sigh with emotion. He murmured in his heart: It is worthy of being one of the first-generation cores of the Bulls' reconstruction in the post-Jordan era.

While Luol Deng, one of the second-generation cores of the Bulls' reconstruction in the post-Jordan era, expressed emotion. A familiar shout sounded in the United Center arena. The DJ nine years ago is still familiar with Eddie Curry's name.

Eddie Curry looked up at the sky, where the jerseys of Michael Jordan and others and six flags representing the championship were still hanging.

Everything is the same as in the autumn of 2001.

His mind kept flashing back like a movie scene.

He thought of his high-spirited self in Madison Garden in 2001. At the age of 19, he just graduated from high school and took over the hat representing the No. 4 show from David Stern. And five minutes ago, he was still complaining: Why not me? That guy Kwame Brown is not as good as me, I can blow him up with one hand. But now, when he gets the hat, all he's thinking is: Well, Chicago isn't bad either. I have to let Michael Jordan know that it was his mistake not to pick me. I will rise in his lair!

… On the first day of arriving in Chicago, the pursuit of Bulls fans hit like a tide. Eddie Curry not only officially became a millionaire that afternoon, but also became the revival hope of the media with the second place Tyson Chandler,

They are even known as inside double treasures because one is good at defending and the other is good at attacking. But unfortunately, Tyson Chandler got a lot of opportunities in the first season, while Eddie Curry battled with huge subcutaneous fat. After two seasons of hard work, the requirements were finally met. In the third season, the data began to explode, and then reached 19+7 in the fourth season. At that time, everyone thought he would continue to fight side by side with Chicago. But...a heart attack detected by an accidental physical examination made the Bulls management hesitate to renew the contract.

After that, Isaiah Thomas took him to New York. In New York, he made a lot of good friends. The salary close to tens of millions also makes him ecstatic, and the high society in New York is even more exciting. In many cases, he can get the compliments of those long-legged beauties with just a simple twitch of his fingers. In this kind of life of drinking and meat, the New York Knicks, which was built with a lot of money, also began to rot, and his weight was rising uncontrollably.

Until the end, it was not even up to the playing standard. But Curry isn't in the slightest rush about it. He was only worried about whether he could meet the standard for going to bed at night. The heart defect always kept him in an inexplicable worry. He was afraid that the lack of blood flow would affect his little brother's erection. So, he started various exercises. He exercised his heart beating ability by watching various rare edition videos. But that doesn't seem to be working particularly well.

He thought he would continue to rot with the New York Knicks. Until a kid named Snoopy was traded for three first-round picks by the derisive Isaiah Thomas. Originally, he and Zach in the locker room planned to play tricks on this Asian boy who represented the elite class and was constantly involved with many female stars. But... he finally completed the integration through a series of actions. Moreover, this guy was so audacious that he took the bastard head coach D'Antoni out of the air.

This earned his respect. Meanwhile, the modeling pool parties he throws have won him over. As the two grew closer, Eddie Curry found himself unnaturally infected by the kid's madness. With a glamorous appearance, he is like a lunatic when he arrives on the court. No matter who the opponent is or how strong the opponent is, he has only one word: do it!

This reckless style of the past allowed the team to break into the playoffs again, and went all the way to the finals.

In the process, Eddie Curry gradually became less fond of watching woodpeckers, but frequently in and out of the gym. His weight started to drop and his subcutaneous fat started to burn. But just when he was about to do a big job, the Knicks sent him to Chicago as a burden on the deal.

Return to the place where the dream began. His mentality has been completely different. He realized that squats in the gym are more likely to arouse his little brother, and the woodpecker collector's edition will accelerate its aesthetic fatigue.

Moreover, as the first generation of reconstruction core since the post-Jordan era, he realized that his return to the roots was actually an arrangement of fate. Despite the current popularity of mobile centers in the league, but...why can't I start all over again?

He still remembers the scene where he talked to Snoopy, and then the game that helped Snoopy regain the dominance of the locker room. Then there is the first game of the playoffs where the old Sharks were blown up on both ends of the offense and defense. This allowed him to increase the intensity of his training, and completely quit carbonated drinks, woodpeckers and long-legged beauties.

While the scenes of the past were playing back in his mind, his footsteps had already reached the frontcourt penalty area.

"I haven't had one-sided or multiple-sided sex for four days!!"

He had something plausible in his heart. This is his highest respect for the game and his highest preparation: when he lets go of his bird, it's like he's on fire!

He shook his head vigorously: "Come on!!"

Ilgauskas catches the basketball again. And the moment he catches the basketball, Eddie Curry sprints in front of him and... smack!

He actually went straight to it and slapped the basketball he was holding above his head off with a single slap.

The basketball was quickly controlled by Stephon Marbury and then pushed forward steadily.

When Marbury walked out of the three-point line with the ball, the United Center Arena burst into applause and screams: This was because of the replay on the big screen above his head.

Because everyone couldn't believe it, Eddie Curry actually made a steal.

Oh, God!

He is the least defensive person in the world. He and Zach Randolph once teamed up to create the miracle of averaging 0.8 blocks per game in a single season, and a greater part of the credit for this 0.8 blocks has to be attributed to Zach Randolph.

However, now, this dry land-like steal appeared in front of them unobstructed. This shock is no less than Stephen Marbury suddenly rushing up to complete a dunk in a big windmill!

After all, Eddie Curry was never this guy. Tyson Chandler once said half in jest and half in earnest: "It was Eddie Curry who developed my defensive ability."

While everyone was puzzled, Eddie Curry once again ate Ilgauskas' defense in the frontcourt. He used a step-back face-up jumper to complete the lingering delay against the Lithuanian's sluggish defense.

Swish!

When the basketball is easily captured, everyone knows that the Sharks not only have a flexible and full set of post-up offensive skills at the basket. When he faces the frame, his projection is also lethal!

Mike Brown undoubtedly has some headaches.

He didn't expect Eddie Curry to explode suddenly.

It's like Kenny Smith with a hot face doesn't know what to say at the moment, because he didn't say a good thing about Eddie Curry a minute and a half ago.

puff!

When Kenny was embarrassed and didn't know how to speak, Eddie Curry on the court directly threw LeBron James, who broke into the penalty area for a layup, from the air.

The way he fouled fiercely makes people can't help but think of a certain defensive champion.

But in fact, in the past, he was not defensive at all.

Gary Foreman pumped his fist hard as the home fans cheered enthusiastically. Now he just wants to stand straight in front of Donnie Walsh, respectfully toast him three glasses of wine, and thank him for his outstanding contribution to the Bulls' revival.

In fact, at this time... countless fans in the New York area began to swear. If resentment can be condensed into substance, even if Donny Walsh hides under the toilet in the basement of the Empire State Building, he will be crushed into ashes!

boom!

As James missed the first free throw, there was an electronic buzzer in the arena. Shaquille O'Neal went into battle, and Mike Brown had high hopes for him. He hoped that the old Shaq could teach Eddie Curry on both offense and defense as he did in the first game.

When the Sharks approached Curry, Curry offered him a nod.

Then asked a question that left the shark scratching its head: "How many days have you had sex?"

Um?

The shark frowned, he didn't quite understand what kind of philosophical question this was!

"I've been holding back for five days. I'm finally waiting for you!!"

Eddie Curry stared seriously at the shark's eyes, and he spoke forcefully.

Shaquille O'Neal has a little bit of shudder!

"Neuropathy."

He grumbled and started to get stuck! !

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