Guard With a Knife

The Duke's post-match interview lasted five minutes, which caused TNT's ratings to rise sharply.

After answering the last question, 'What do you think of the Boston Celtics currently leading the Miami Heat 3:1', he walked towards the player channel.

"Snoopy's answers are always so thoughtful. If he didn't play basketball, he could even be a diplomat. If other players face this problem, it is almost difficult not to fall into the trap."

Earl Johnson couldn't help but praise Snoopy again before ending the live broadcast.

Because Snoopy's last answer is: We all know that the Celtics will become stronger in the playoffs, but no one knows how strong they will become.

This is essentially a nonsense statement, you can take it any way you want.

Moreover, the most critical issues are avoided.

Eric actually wanted to guide Snoopy to say what he said about facing Boston in the second round. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

But how could the clever Snoopy stand on this mountain and look at that mountain?

Although everyone, especially the people of Boston, is looking forward to meeting Snoopy in the second round, they are gnashing their teeth one by one, just to wait for the opportunity of revenge.

After all, the historic shame of being swept and hacked last season can all be counted on Snoopy alone.

Coupled with the grievances and grievances between Snoopy and the Big Three. It can even be said that Boston is the area that most hopes that Chicago will eliminate the Cavaliers and advance. This hope is second only to Chicago in North America.

In this regard, Snoopy has long been prepared. The reason why he stayed in the east instead of going to the west with a better future was because he wanted to end these grievances! Let them be convinced,

Bow your head and sing Conquer!

...

When Snoopy returned to the locker room, what greeted him was not a carnival-style celebration, but the atmosphere seemed a bit depressing. This made him smell something unusual. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"Where's Derek?"

Snoopy asked almost reflexively.

The locker room was silent for 3 seconds, and Stephen Marbury stood up and said: "Go to the hospital for treatment. His left ring finger is dislocated, and the team doctor believes that his middle finger and index finger are also at risk of ligament strain or even tearing..."

When these words got into Snoopy's ears.

His mind went blank for a moment.

He froze in place.

Derrick Rose's injury is not stingy for the Chicago Bulls. Finally formed a strong chemical reaction, and led the team to overwhelm the Cavaliers.

As a result... injured! !

Dual-core instantly becomes single-core.

and…….

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"It won't affect Derrick Rose's career."

Snoopy's first words were that he was very worried about Rose's career prospects.

"That's not going to happen." Marbury shook his head, and he said, "It's just...it's very likely that he will miss the next game."

The political commissar frowned. It would be fine if it was just a one-week offseason, because according to the schedule, the seventh game happens to be the eighth day after today. But if the injury is serious, more offseasons are needed.

I'm afraid...the Cleveland Cavaliers will turn back and take the game away!

That's why it's so dull in the locker room.

The Bulls players felt as if they had won the first prize in the lottery. They wanted to claim the prize but found that the lottery ticket had expired. This kind of empty joy is the most frustrating!

In this gloomy atmosphere. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

His Excellency the Duke did not make any unnecessary psychological hints. He knew that the players needed a buffer. At this time, any words of encouragement would have little effect. Moreover, he himself needs some psychological buffer.

So, he took Stephen Curry out of the United Center in Chicago immediately after taking a shower.

Then, while talking on the phone with Gary Foreman, he rushed to the hospital where Derrick Rose was being examined. He was eager to know how serious the injury was concealed by that bastard Derrick Rose.

And Gary Foreman said apologetically on the phone: "I think you're right, we shouldn't let Derek play in the last two and a half minutes of the third quarter. He told me that he blocked Gibson's shot There was a direct hit to the finger during the action. Then he forced a 3-pointer, which exacerbated his pain, and that sneak attack steal from behind..."\u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"Well, it's Mr. Foreman. Now is not the time to discuss these details. I have ten minutes to arrive at the hospital."

With that said, His Excellency the Duke hung up the phone angrily.

Stephen Curry, who was sitting in the passenger seat, tried to stretch his waist to attract Snoopy's attention. But it seemed that the Duke didn't want to talk to him about when to go home and sleep.

It was already twelve o'clock at night when the two arrived at the hospital.

At this point... Derrick Rose just finished his inspection. The injury report he got was... a dislocated knuckle in the ring finger of his left hand and a slight tear in the tendon. There is also a torn ligament in the left middle finger, and a sprain in the index finger. Although surgery is not needed for the time being, at least ten days to half a month of rehabilitation treatment is guaranteed.

Tell the Bulls uniform team this news in a very pessimistic tone.

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This is undoubtedly a huge test for the Bulls' current promotion situation.

Originally... advancing to the second round was within easy reach. Even Kenny Smith's stubbornness must admit that the Cavaliers are dominated by the Bulls' quick-cut play.

Now, however, Derrick Rose is missing. Even though Snoopy currently has a certain shooting ability, the gap between him and LeBron James is natural. And...the Cavaliers have a much better roster than the Bulls without Derrick Rose! !

Most importantly, without Rose, the Bulls' newly developed chemistry stalled.

call! !

When everyone was frowning and their hearts were under great pressure, the Duke put his left hand on Derrick Rose's left shoulder. He looked at the ashamed Derrick Rose seriously: "Be more obedient in the future, and I will solve this problem." \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

As he spoke, he patted Rose on the shoulder. "Recover well, and prepare to play the Bostonians in the second round."

Immediately, he took Stephen Curry out.

He is like a big brother who is full of security, stepping out after his little brother got into trouble, and going out to solve the crisis on his own

Derrick Rose looked at Snoopy's back as he walked away, and he felt an inexplicable sense of stability.

His head slowly dropped.

Gary Foreman on the side was stunned. He was worried that the relationship between Snoopy and Derek would become stiff like the OK combination. But now, he is worried that Snoopy and Derek are getting too close.

This is... how does it feel weird.

...

The Bulls did not hide Derrick Rose's injury. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

They informed the team reporters of Rose's injury that night, and at the same time posted it on the team's official website early the next morning.

So, the next morning.

When everyone was immersed in the Bulls' counterattack and defeated the Cavaliers 3-1 to get the match point ahead of time, the news that Derrick Rose was injured and the Cavaliers ushered in a reversal opportunity flooded the sky.

This news is undoubtedly rain from heaven for the desperate Cleveland people.

After a sad night, their faces finally light up. And started to leave laughter and various emojis on the Internet again. It's just that they no longer dare to be as arrogant as before, holding a broom as if it was God's will.

After all, the current situation is more like God's pity.

Of course, some Cleveland fans still have bad breath on the Internet. They think: "This is God's revenge on Snoopidoo. Wasn't it because of the opponent's injury that they were able to advance to the finals last year? Now, it just happened to be modified by God. It's just the first step in a buggy program."\u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

This kind of remarks aroused the anger of the Bulls fans, and even began to form an atmosphere of deadly hatred.

Obviously, no one likes to be framed like this.

Originally, the coming of injury is a sad and regrettable thing, but the people of Cleveland even claimed that it was God's revenge. Isn't this blatant gloating?

Countless Bulls fans left angrily below: See you in the 2o1o-2o11 season! !

They are already preparing the wording after coming back next season.

And the reason why they did so was very helpless. Because even the most optimistic fans think that the Bulls are in danger this time.

It's just... Snoopy didn't give up.

The next morning, he pulled Stephen Curry out of bed and started training, eager to improve his shooting energy. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

And yet... Stephen Curry has actually given Snoopy everything he knows.

The duke's constant demands annoyed him very much, and he even had the trouble of paying public rations in middle age.

He originally planned to come to Chicago to have fun, but he didn't expect to become a shooting coach and personal training partner.

It's miserable! !

If I had known this earlier, I might as well just kneel down in front of Ayesha and apologize. Short-term pain is worse than long-term pain! !

Mr. Curry was exhausted by Snoopy all morning.

In the afternoon, he went to the training hall for high-intensity physical training. In the case of losing his short-term enhanced shooting ability, he pinned his hopes on a suicidal penalty area attack.

Anyway, he insisted on one belief: the brave wins when we meet on a narrow road. Moreover, there is no shame in losing. It's shameful not to make any effort and watch the opponent take the victory amidst the high-pitched praise. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Snoopy's silent efforts invisibly infected the dejected Bulls players, and they regained their will to fight bit by bit.

Of course, the contribution of Political Commissar Ma cannot be ignored. He has been telling the team members the story that the Red Army is not afraid of the difficulties of the expedition. He told the team members that as long as the doctrine is true and the will is strong, any encirclement and suppression will be futile. Any enemy is a paper tiger.

Speaking of rising, he did not forget to translate the majestic poems of the chairman in English... He also liked the thousand miles of snow in Minshan, and he was very happy after the three armies passed.

While talking, he even said that he would bring the top Bordeaux red wine he just ordered from France to Cleveland, open the red wine in the loan center arena, and drink the celebration wine with everyone in front of the Cavaliers fans! ! !

He was full of revolutionary optimism!

Although the ideological consciousness of the Bulls players is not high, they are more or less infected by him. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

...

Unlike the encouraging atmosphere inside the Bulls, the mood on the Cavaliers' side is happy. Although they were gagged in front of the media, they couldn't talk about anything related to Derrick Rose's injury. But on the inside, he laughs even when he shoots the basket.

What does it mean to put it to death and then live again!

That's it.

He was obviously beaten by his opponent to the edge of a cliff, but when he took a closer look, the opponent was shot by God.

Isn't this Furui from heaven?

Of course, LeBron James wasn't one iota happy about it. As the proud son of heaven, he has his pride. Although Derrick Rose's injury is a good thing for the Cavaliers, at the same time he also feels that this has cast a shadow on the team's promotion: A discounted win. It's not a glorious thing to spread. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

And, what if you lose?

He now has an inexplicable 'trust' in Snoopy, he always feels that Snoopy is good at winning incredible battles!

And just when he was about to gather his teammates in the past and remind them to focus on training and not underestimate the enemy. Varejao, who was sitting on the sidelines and swiping his mobile phone, suddenly yelled, he ran to the center of the field, yelling, "Hey! Brothers!! Gossip!! Big gossip!! The duchess girl broke the shocking scandal!! !"

When he roared, everyone immediately put down the basketball in their hands and surrounded him, staring fixedly at the small screen of the iphone4. The title above reads impressively: "Anne Hathaway has released a large-scale audio, involving multiple duchess girls!"

Then, under the urging of jj Hickson and others, they couldn't wait to click on the audio on the famous gossip website.

Anne Hathaway's voice jumped out immediately. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"...Miley Cyrus is a traitor among women, God knows what she thinks in her head every day? Who knows if she has ever fancied...Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence? Of course, she will definitely not be to Selena Interesting, only a boy like Justin Bieber would like a flat chested little sister."

"Hahahaha!" Text annotation: Emma Stone and kk's laughter.

"...the name Scarlett Johansson translated into the Mayan text means...wrinkled pu-ssy drooping..."

"Hahahaha!" Text annotation: Emma and KK's laughter.

"Jennifer Lawrence's acting skills are like the sweeping lady of the convent...you can close your eyes and know what she will say in the next second..."

"Hahahaha!" Emma and KK still laughed.

"Taylor Swift should throw all her love songs for Snoopy at the Australian dairy factory, those damn melodies make the cows produce milk twice as fast."\u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"I don't want to deal with those so-called duchess girls at all. I don't know them all. They are keen to use Snoopy to create gimmicks and increase their popularity. But my mother is a Hollywood first-line female star..."

"I don't think Snoopy will like any of them, although they can't wait to climb into the Duke's bed. Because the whole world knows how powerful the Duke is..."

"..."

The audio gradually became indistinct and stopped abruptly after a loud and harsh sound.

Wow!

The players of the Cavaliers began to scream, and the content of the audio clearly revealed their perception of Anne Hathaway. The whole world knows that Anne Hathaway is an actress who cherishes feathers, and many people would even say that she is keen on posturing. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

In the end, I didn't expect to be so vicious in private. Her Tucao skills can be directly on the stage of the Tucao Conference.

"My God, Anne Hathaway is my goddess. She actually said that Scarlett is a saggy puss...y?"

"Kevin Durant will be sad and vocal about this. You know, he is the first man who publicly expressed his willingness to drink bath water."

"I can guarantee that Anne Hathaway will be on the top of the hot search list soon, and she will explode the entire Internet. All the duchess girls named by her will oppose her. I really look forward to Scarlett's counterattack!! "

"Why do I suddenly like the poisonous Anne Hathaway? Taylor Swift's love songs really only have the function of prolactin, I can't bear it at all..."

"Hey, hey, hey!! Isn't the point now that Snoopy will be completely caught up in the disputes between the dukes and girls, and he will be overwhelmed. He won't even be able to play??" \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"Oh, I do feel sorry for Snoopy."

"Hey, buddy! Don't you envy? So many female celebrities fight for him and go to great lengths to sleep with him. Isn't it a role model for men?"

"Is he really strong?"

"Nonsense, he broke the bridge of the Pole's nose with his third leg in his rookie season. Do you think those female stars can withstand this impact?"

"..."

While chatting, the topic of the Cavaliers players had a structural deflection, and they even started discussing Snoopy's position.

West even lost his mind, and he began to put forward constructive suggestions: What kind of posture will Snoopy choose when he xo with these female stars of different shapes?

This is a great proposition.

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So, these black brothers began to describe the picture they imagined. The Brazilians are even getting involved in ergonomics.

"crazy!"

LeBron James muttered, when he saw that Shaquille O'Neal was also participating enthusiastically, he felt that he didn't stop it anymore.

After all, the shark is not only big, but also has a very high seniority in the NBA!

It's just...James thinks there's nothing to talk about.

He has no interest in hooking up with female celebrities, he prefers unruly souls wandering in the wind and dust. This is a hobby he shares with Cameron, Dwyane, and Chris.

...

In fact, the group of millionaires and multimillionaires in the Cavaliers couldn't help but be attracted by this shocking gossip and discuss it tirelessly.

The entire Internet has long since become a mess. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

This audio instantly became a hot search list on Google, and it also quickly entered the page on YouTube. Coupled with Facebook and Twitter, it can be said that the entire Internet is filled with Anne Hathaway's complaints.

At the same time, the entertainment channels of major TV stations also quickly followed up. This was a great event in the circle of duchess girls. Anne Hathaway took the initiative to start group ridicule. Compared with the previous one-on-one fights, this time it may even change the overall structure of the duke girl circle.

While the outside world was discussing this matter like a hurricane, Snoopy finished training and returned home. As he was getting ready for bed, Stephen Curry briefed him on the news.

Curry thought Snoopy would go into a rage or fly into a rage.

However, Snoopy just lay quietly on the sand for fifteen seconds. Then raised his head: "What's for dinner tonight?" \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

He didn't want to pay attention to this matter, and he even turned off his mobile phone. Because he knows that he will definitely receive a lot of calls in the future, and these calls will undoubtedly affect his mood in the game.

Seeing that Snoopy had this reaction, Stephen Curry was inexplicably relieved.

He reconfirmed that Snoopy had absolutely nothing to do with these duchesses. He and Miss Daphne are a match made in heaven.

...

At three o'clock in the afternoon on April 26, the special plane of the Chicago Bulls took off from the airport and flew to Cleveland.

Tomorrow night, they will play the fifth game of the playoffs against the Cavaliers.

For this game, the outside comments are showing an overwhelming trend. This one-sidedness even passed the first game.

Because now everyone knows...Derrick Rose, one of the Bulls' dual cores, was injured and unable to play. The other core was involved in the explosive Duke Girl recording incident. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Although in the 24 hours since the incident broke out, none of the female stars who were named came forward to fight back against Anne Hathaway, and Anne Hathaway herself has also disappeared from the public eye.

But everyone still feels that this incident will cause great emotional distress to Snoopy. At the very least, he will receive countless calls from the princesses, and he will definitely take the initiative to appease Scarlett, the most dissed black widow. You must know that even Kevin Durant, the scoring champion who was just eliminated, suppressed the sadness of being swept away, and stood in front of the camera to protest Anne Hathaway: "He must make a serious apology, this is the worst and lowest personal attack .”

Mr. Durant has a righteous face in front of the camera. Although he still has a migrant worker temperament, his impassioned appearance is indeed a little handsome.

However, the reporters in the audience still thought that no matter how he spoke for Scarlett. Scarlett would not let him get what he wanted, she would just drain the water in the bathtub after taking a shower, and then climb onto the Duke's bed. \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

this is the truth. The rules on both sides of the Pacific Ocean are: dog licking is not allowed to enter the house!

...

When Snoopy turned on the TV on the plane, what came to his face was the entertainment report of MTV: "After the "Recording Gate" incident, today finally someone stood up and responded. Emma Stone, a newcomer in the film and television industry, was interviewed Shi said that this recording has been artificially cut, and it was secretly recorded during a private dinner, and this kind of secret recording and uploading without authorization has violated the law."

"Apart from that, Miss Emma Stone did not make any explanation on this matter. When the reporter asked her what she thought of Emma Stone's complaints about Scarlett Johansson, Taylor Swift and others, she waved her hand and left."

"The follow-up of this incident showed everyone's expectations. The collective silence of the dukes and girls made it even more strange. Could it be...are they all making some big moves?" \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

"..."

Snapped!

Snoopy shook his head, and he turned off the TV directly.

Even if the mobile phone is turned off, it is always easy to get this information. Now the entire American entertainment industry is going crazy because of this diss incident. Almost everyone in the streets and alleys is discussing this matter.

Even if you turn on the sports channel to watch basketball information, it is difficult for you not to hear related reports.

Because in addition to Kevin Durant, other basketball stars have also discussed this matter.

After all, now that the long draft has begun, do the millionaires, multimillionaires and even billionaires who are bored and not playing in the playoffs have to have some fun?

Just like Baron Davis, he expressed his support for Anne Hathaway directly in front of the camera. He believes that Anne Hathaway is a female star with a true temperament, and it is the villain who secretly recorded and sent it to the Internet, not Anne Hathaway, who should really be criticized. If you can't even complain about your rival in private, what's the point of life? \u00261t;i\u003e\u00261t;/i\u003e

Although his remarks were criticized by his good girlfriend Jessica Alba. After all, Jessica Alba single-handedly created the fake marriage between Snoopidoo and Taylor Swift. She strongly disagreed with the suggestion that Taylor Swift's love song for Snoopy was only for Australian cows.

She tweeted her support: Taylor Swift is the best singer-songwriter in the world! Her singing can not only move human beings, but also everything in the world!

While she strongly supports Taylor Swift, she is also a good girlfriend. Bearded Davis met Anne Hathaway, the maker of the storm, on a plane to Cleveland.

Although she was tightly packed, he recognized her immediately when she sat next to Davis' seat.

But he didn't greet Hathaway right away.

He didn't want to cause unnecessary commotion on the plane, and he planned to communicate with her after getting off the plane.

However, he was a little curious: Why did she get on the plane from Los Angeles to Cleveland?

Davis he is because bored. And I like to watch LeBron James play, so I went to the loan center arena to support.

So... what about Anne Hathaway?

Why did she go to Cleveland with all the attention? More than 30% of the reporters in the United States are gathered there now, and all the paparazzi are looking forward to the appearance of a duchess girl in Cleveland, which will lead to some new developments.

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[Another big chapter. If it is dismantled, it should be regarded as the eighth update today. Let some recommendation tickets wipe off the author's sweat, okay? 】

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