Guard With a Knife

Derrick Rose has some grudges against Westbrook.

It's not entirely because Snoopy has been in close contact with him.

It's that the two have similar styles of play, equally good physical fitness, and play in the same position. Since Westbrook and Snoopy turned out together in their sophomore season, they have often been compared by fans and basketball experts.

People will instinctively reject people who are similar to themselves.

Therefore, after Derrick Rose greeted Westbrook perfunctorily, he took Snoopy aside, and he talked to Snoopy about his early comeback.

According to the recommendations of the medical team, Derrick Rose needs to wait until at least the second game of the playoffs to enter the team's activation list.

But facing such an old and tricky giant team as the Boston Celtics, Derrick Rose obviously didn't want to follow the doctor's advice. He thinks he can and can stand up and contribute his energy to the team.

Therefore, he specially came here to seek Snoopy's approval, and he hoped that Snoopy would be on his side when the time came.

However, Snoopy did not agree.

Even though the finger injury was minor, the Black Mamba guy used to play games with dislocated fingers, and now ten fingers look like aliens. He himself often brags to Snoopy: 'This is a man's medal! ! What's wrong with bending your fingers a little? It's okay to have a strange shape, at least Vanessa likes it very much.

Um?

His Excellency the Duke felt strange at the time.

"I don't want you to turn a small injury into a major injury, and then affect your entire career." Snoopy told Derrick Rose seriously: "A healthy D-rose has greater lethality!"

When Derrick Rose left the Duke's house, Snoopy just received a call from Kobe Bryant.

He heard the black mamba on the other end of the phone shouting in a tone that almost ate five kilograms of tiramisu: "Hey, my strong brother, are you okay?"

This sentence made the introverted Derrick Rose feel that the whole world was collapsing. He originally thought that the Black Mamba was an emotionless killer, but how could he be so... sweet in front of Snoopy?

Suddenly, his sense of crisis became very, very, very strong.

He realized that not only was Stephen Curry in Oakland and Westbrook in Oklahoma hooking up with him, but even Kobe Bryant was on him.

They are already in such a hurry before the contract renewal period comes. Wait until 2011, so what? ?

Mr Ross was worried.

He was really, really afraid that Snoopy would be abducted by the guards of other teams.

However, he was not good at words and didn't know how to fight against these 'coquettish things'.

He could only listen to Snoopy and Black Mamba's enthusiastic chat, and then turned around and drove home.

Kobe Bryant gave Snoopy a lot of advice on the phone, and he knew everything about the Boston Big Three. He told Snoopy: "Be sure to stay focused, 100 percent focused. These old guys are not like the idiots with affluenza in Cleveland. Leaves gaps for slack, for fatigue, for pride, for relaxation.”

"Fighting against them is a persistent physical and mental double test. If you don't pay attention, you will pay the price."

Kobe Bryant emphasized.

In the summer of 2008, the Lakers were caught and slashed by the Boston Celtics because they were not focused enough. The hype before the start of the series made the Lakers players lose themselves. In the end, he also lost the championship trophy.

Therefore, the Black Mamba hopes that his little brother can learn from the experience of the Lakers.

Snoopy expressed his thanks on the phone.

Then, the Black Mamba began to talk again: "I want to know when you come to the Lakers? I'm very old, I'm blacksmithing every night, and the alarm clock at 3:40 in the morning can't wake me up. Can't you hurry back to Los Angeles without your son? Don't you miss the weather in California and the female stars in Hollywood..."

Snapped!

His Excellency the Duke hung up the phone.

He was deeply depressed by Mr. Black Mamba's 'malicious selling', and he thought to himself: When will you not strike iron? The alarm clock at 3:40 can't wake you up, don't you know how to set it to 3:50? And...does it have something to do with your inability to have a son?

Snoopy wanted to tell him very early: You can't have a son because you always get up at four o'clock in the morning to train. High exercise will cause the body to accumulate lactic acid all year round, and high lactic acid will make the body's muscles acidic. Because presenting such an acidic environment will put the body in an acidic state, which is very unfavorable for the survival of y sperm, and the y mirror happens to be the key to deciding to have a son!

The Duke really wanted to draw an equation of XXYYXYXX for Mr. Black Mamba, but he was afraid that he would not understand it, and mistakenly thought it was a satire on his shooting percentage. After all, in this arrangement, the number of Ys is indeed a bit small.

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The Chicago Bulls flew to Boston on the afternoon of May 1st.

Founded in 1630, Boston is located on the Atlantic coast of the northeastern United States. It is the oldest and most culturally valuable city in the United States. It is the center of higher education and health care in the Northeastern United States, and is the city with the most educated population in the United States.

But it's clear that the city with the most Ivy League schools has a love for basketball.

The rich background makes them not only set their eyes on the top, but also hate all failures.

However, in the playoffs last year, Snoopy gave them a humiliating defeat, which is considered by most fans to be the most shameful page in history.

They couldn't wait to tear it up, and the best way was to tear up Snoopy, the instigator.

So, that's why the Duke saw his own face mosaiced on the huge billboard on the Boston Airport Expressway.

Bostonians are in the midst of a crazy Duke of Diss, using all sorts of ways to vent their hatred of Snoopy.

One of the most famous and most attention-getting is to cartoonize him, put his head on Snoopy, and then lead it to a row of duchess girls, with the text: Guess what our Snoopy will be tonight Who to lick! !

Frankly speaking, when seeing these videos or composite pictures, His Excellency the Duke was not angry at all.

He just felt: "These guys' P-picture level is too bad. They don't care at all."

And Joakim Noah seemed aggrieved. He not only attacked each other on Twitter with Kevin Garnett last night, but also opened fire on Paul Pierce.

The reason is that Paul Pierce posted a picture of Snoop Dogg in a chain on his homepage.

This sent Jokinoah typing frantically, cursing Pierce in an all-caps text. He even maliciously speculated that the place where Pierce was stabbed with thirteen knives was on the skin, otherwise how could he come back so quickly?

It was a failed circumcision operation! !

Joakim Noah speaks plausibly.

And his firing also attracted the siege of many Boston fans. The point of their criticism was that Joakim Noah was not real at all. He used to fight against Snoopy, but now he licks him better than anyone else. It's nothing more than wanting Snoopy to pass a few more balls on the court and increase some poor statistics.

Some netizens also intentionally posted a picture of Joakim Noah crying and kneeling in front of Snoopy, with the text: You want to have a good meal!

This made Jojinoah furious.

"You don't understand Snoopy at all!!"

"Snoopy is the most selfless player. He never deliberately targets anyone on the court."

"He's advancing Illinois basketball!!"

"..."

In just half an hour, he sent eighteen tweets in a row.

Every one is a compliment.

This made those who called him a "dog lick" even more excited.

In fact, Snoopy was a little embarrassed when he saw the messages before boarding the plane. He felt that Joakim Noah seemed to be a little bit nasty, and thought, am I really that good?

Of course, Snoopy still gave him a hug when the two met.

This made Jokino A double grateful for his favor.

He even has the urge to rush to the sky immediately and replace James Johnson as the Snoopy leader.

However, at this time, James Johnson and Eddie Curry, the two direct descendants of the Duke, were discussing: "Is this kid fanatical of converts?"

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