Guard With a Knife

? Snoopy's trash talk immediately made Kevin Garnett clenched his fist and turned around, trying to give Snoopy a wolf king's autocratic iron fist.

But finally did not start.

Because... No matter how you look at the handsome Snoopy, he doesn't look like Richter and Szebiak who are easy to bully.

At this time, Luol Deng in the frontcourt also held the ball and caused a foul by Lagalondo. He will go to the free throw line to execute two free throws.

One offense and one defense, less than 30 seconds into the game, Kevin Garnett suffered a double blow from Snoopy.

This made the audience in front of the TV very happy, and even those housewives who didn't know how to play couldn't help waving the mop or remote control that was sweeping the floor excitedly.

They were even happier when TNT relayed the dialogue from the specially placed microphone on the sidelines.

They danced like they were watching a hero slaughter a villain in an HBO soap opera.

And the men or male fans sitting next to them will subconsciously smile: Snoopy actually compared Kevin Garnett's fadeaway jumper to a stray stray cat. Also, he even asked Kevin Garnett to breastfeed. oh! God! ! For God's sake, he's a damn good trash talker.

Snoopy's trash talk is building its reach.

The reason for all this is that TNT has placed multiple powerful microphones on the sidelines. They no longer want the commentators and directors to analyze Kevin Garnett's mouth movements like idiots to see what he said.

However, what was unexpected was that the microphones originally prepared for Kevin Garnett were used by Snoopy to shine.

"Education we have to praise. Snoopy's level of trash talk far exceeds that of Kevin Garnett. Even though his first trash talk is a bit like copying Michael Jordan. But then let Kevin Garnett eat Thumbs up, saying his fadeaway looks like a lax cat...it's just brilliant."

Charles Barkley sat in the commentary seat and laughed: "This should even be compared with Scottie Pippen's phrase 'the postman doesn't go to work on Sunday'. Oh, no! Snoopy's is more advanced."

Sir Buckley searched his stomach, trying to give Snoopy all the compliments in his stomach.

However, Earl Johnson on the side still held back a smile and analyzed the reasons for the block.

The replay on TV showed that Snoopy kept squeezing Kevin Garnett's space to the right while talking trash, and deliberately prompted Garnett to turn in the wrong direction. Retroreflection motivation for turning right.

While Garnett turned right and made a fadeaway jumper, Snoopy had already stepped forward. He rushed in front of Garnett, took off with an astonishing bounce speed, and at the same time Garnett threw the basketball, he slapped it up... Slap!

Just right!

From start to finish, a perfect shot.

"KG is finally old, when he was young. It's impossible for anyone to block his fadeaway jumper, and it's impossible for anyone to say that his shot is as bad as a ball of cat shit."

Kenny Smith said rather emotionally from the side.

However, Barkley didn't give him face: "When he was young, I blocked his shots, and more than once. Also, he was blocked this time not because he was old. It was because he He wanted to deliberately humiliate Snoopy, who was only 1.93 meters tall, by taking advantage of his height. However, he forgot that his lower body strength was not at the same level as Snoopy's, and in Snoopy's trash talk offensive, he stepped into it step by step Snoopy laid a trap for him."

"It's stupid. It's not old!"

Barkley's sharp words once again won applause from the audience in front of the TV.

Swish!

Swish!

Luol Deng made two free throws.

The game continues.

Kevin Garnett continued to single out Snoopy with the ball at the free throw line, but this time he took two steps inside and chose to pass the ball quickly. He passed the ball to Ray Allen who cut to the baseline.

Ray Allen shot with open hand!

Hit a two-pointer that stepped on the line.

"Boy, don't try to provoke me to fight you one-on-one. I won't be fooled by you."

Kevin Garnett dropped such a sentence when he turned to leave.

Snoopy smiled coldly and responded with disdain: "I have long been accustomed to your weakness. I never expected a tough response from you. It's as if you have won two 100 million yuan in Minnesota. Contract, but when he turned around and left, he still said boldly: Loyalty sometimes hurts you."

"The glorious image of you fighting and retreating in the conflict at the Palace of Auburn Hills has long been deeply engraved in my mind."

"So, go ahead and be yourself. I won't be surprised."

Snoopy's answer was transmitted to thousands of households through the microphone on the sidelines like a live video.

TNT felt that it was worth spending half a million dollars tonight, and the real-time feedback ratings in the background were skyrocketing. Obviously, it doesn't matter whether the fans or non-fans are sitting in front of the TV. Everyone is very interested in it.

Snoopy is literally opening his personal Tucao session.

Kevin Garnett was slammed by him, and it was full of philosophy and fun.

"Don't provoke cultural people."

Charles Barkley said with a smirk in the commentary booth.

The game is still going on.

After returning to the frontcourt, Snoopy continued to attack with the ball at the free throw line. But this time he introduced Eddie Curry's pick-and-roll, used the pick-and-roll to go deep into the basket to attract Perkins' defense, and then used a no-look-pass pass to hand the basketball to an air cut from the other side. Come in Lol Deng.

Lol Deng catches the ball and easily splits the dunk.

Easy side to fight again, Paul Pierce singled out with the ball.

But his own basket rejected his greeting, the basketball went out of the basket, and Snoopy jumped up and pressed KG behind him to get the rebound.

Then pass the ball to Marbury to instigate the next wave of offensive.

"Your defense is as limp as it gets."

Snoopy gave KG a deadpan taunt when he knocked Kevin Garnett from outside the lane into the lane with a brilliant post-up and set up Eddie Curry for a layup.

"Can you make your jumper a little more gentle? You look like a girl who just came out of the bathroom, careful not to fall off the bathrobe."

When Kevin Garnett used a jumper near the three-point line to shoot the basketball with a super high range.

Snoopy's taunt is as powerful as ever.

That sent Mr. Garnett's expression management out of control again as he watched Eddie Curry take the basketball off Perkins' head.

He finally vented his anger: "Hey, what are you doing? You let that stupid pig get a rebound on your head? Can't you even handle him?"

Perkins was stupefied on his resolute face.

beep!

Doc Rivers asked for a timeout, and he felt that some tidying up was needed.

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