Guard With a Knife

The news that the Chicago Bulls broke through the North Shore Garden was spread around the world almost instantly, which made those who were originally dissatisfied by Kevin Garnett's trash talk boil instantly.

They like this kind of lesson, especially seeing the video of Snoopy constantly teaching Kevin Garnett to be a man with words and actions on the Internet, and the video of Snoopy slapping Kevin Garnett from the air in the game It was pushed to the YouTube homepage before the end, although this has something to do with Snoopy being a minority shareholder of YouTube. But the bigger power push comes from those people who are eager to see KG get slapped in the face.

Frankly, except for Boston fans mourning the loss. This is a much-anticipated victory.

Joakim Noah did not tell the truth. The first thing he did when he returned to the locker room was to post the dynamic of '128:101' on his Twitter. Immediately, Luol Deng followed up with James Johnson and Eddie Curry, and they didn't mind forming a sworn enemy with the Boston Celtics.

Joakim Noah even said directly in an interview: "The era when Boston can scare opponents with Kevin Garnett's trash talk is gone forever. This series will determine who is the best player." The new king of the East."

"Mark my words, the Chicago Bulls are ready to hit the Finals!!"

After Mr. Noah finished speaking, he emphasized the core consciousness: "We will climb to the top under the leadership of Snoopy. And... Derek."

He added a name.

But in fact, in his heart, he already agrees that Snoopy is the supreme leader of the Bulls.

Since entering the playoffs, Snoopy has been like the banner of the Bulls. As long as the banner is still there, the morale of the players will never dissipate. It is precisely because of his tenacious willpower that he forcibly eliminated the Cleveland Cavaliers who thought they were invincible in the first round. Tonight, once again defeated the mighty Boston Celtics.

"Actually, we should have been 2-0. We would have popped the champagne two days ago if Celtic's No. 5 hadn't done something shameless."

Jojinoah's tone was tough and resolute.

In fact, before he said this, he also consulted Marbury and Snoopidoo.

The Duke's answer is simple: "I think you are very suitable to be the spokesperson of a championship team. You can say whatever you want. But remember, you can't lose in the verbal battle."

This gave Jokino Amo great encouragement and motivation. He felt that he must be a good spokesperson and win every battle in the battle of public opinion.

He has already charged his mobile phone and computer in advance.

If the Celtics player dares to fight back, then he will type like crazy! !

He doesn't care about Twitter's 140-character limit.

And this kind of "short paper but long love" can't limit his performance at all.

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The Duke didn't pay too much attention to it, and Joakim Noah and Kevin Garnett @attacked each other on Twitter, and they didn't respond to Paul Pierce's clamor.

He didn't even show up at the postgame press conference, because he knew that if he showed up, the news reported tomorrow morning might not be about him slaughtering Boston at the stadium, but something about the Jonathan Brothers.

Because... Brother Jonathan was thrown a bottle by fans at the Chicago airport 20 minutes ago, and the security at the airport did not forcefully stop the attack by the white man wearing the No. 10 Bulls jersey.

This led the Jonathan Brothers' management company to point out the unprofessionalism of Chicago airport security personnel, while also attacking Snoopy.

But... Snoopy was really wronged.

How did he know that Joey Jonathan was so reckless? Even though they knew they were going to hold a concert in Chicago, they still wanted to diss the little duke on twitter.

Isn't this self-defeating?

Now that the entire Illinois state is immersed in the huge Duke storm, Snoopy's team has completed the slaughter of the Clevelands and has become a must-have meal for Chicagoans to brag about every day.

The little duke's reputation was thus at such a height that even the governor mentioned this latest great victory in his municipal work report.

However, Joe Jonathan went so far as to attack Snoopy as a robber who robs other people's girlfriends.

And also liked the Twitter that supported Kevin Garnett's attack on Snoopidoo?

Frankly speaking, if it wasn't for the security guard who was a Derrick Rose fan and had received professional training. He wanted to rush up and give that guy a punch.

"Joey Jonathan must be crazy, he's acting so unmannered and unreasonable. I definitely didn't break up with him because of Snoopidoo. I didn't even have any contact with him."

"Also, I can assure you that I will never compete with my best friend for a boyfriend."

"I've had enough of the two of them turning against each other, and even saw the embarrassing scene in the backstage of the award ceremony without greeting."

On the plane back to Chicago, Snoopy took a cursory look at the entertainment news of the period. Just watched Demi Lovato's interview video.

"Miley, Selena, Taylor are all good friends of mine, I'm actually in touch with Jennifer, and Emma Stone I added her phone number last week too. I don't know what the hell is going on with them? At first It was Taylor fighting Miley, who now look like family again, Selena making friends with Jennifer, and Emma Stone, who talked about Anne Hathaway more than once during the half-hour exchange , she rated it highly..."

"Now they are complicated. I really hope that they can be called together and we have a good and honest exchange. I think there are many men in the United States who are worthy of their love. Of course... Jonathan is definitely not included."

Oprah on TV praised her: "It's a great idea."

The little duke clicked the X directly above the video, which he thought was a terrible idea.

Demi had no idea how dangerous the situation was.

Prescribe medicine at every turn, and order aphrodisiac spices at every turn.

If they were to get together to negotiate, it would probably take less than twenty minutes, and the air within a radius of 100 meters would become sticky.

well!

Sin!

Mr. Little Duke shook his head.

It's hard being a capable man.

A capable and attractive man is even harder.

This damn handsome, graceful, tall, mighty... There are too many adjectives.

Mr. Little Duke closes this page, and the next page is still about her own news. Kim Kardashian announced that she will no longer wait for Snoopidoo, and she decided to start a new date.

That's great.

Rare good news.

The little duke breathed a sigh of relief.

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