Guard With a Knife

? The Eastern Conference finals between Chicago and Orlando ended on May 25, 2010. ?

Dwight Howard's huge body sat helplessly at the cramped press conference in the United Center Arena. He still had a smile on his face, but he was full of helplessness.

In this game, he has achieved the best 25 points, 18 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 blocks and a shooting percentage of 52%.

But...it's a pity that Snoopy still had the last laugh.

Although the Bulls lost Joakim Noah, although the most important shooter Quentin Richardson injured his finger in the last 35 seconds of the third quarter because of aggressive fighting.

But Snoopy and Derrick Rose's fast pick-and-roll offensive in the fourth quarter still brought the Orlando people's joy that had just risen to an abrupt end. In the cheers of the United Center arena, they understand that this summer, they will never go back to the home court again.

109:105.

There is no suspense about the result of the game.

The four-to-zero sweep was the same as last summer.

After the whistle, Snoopy hugged Dwight Howard and had a three-minute chat with Stan Van Gundy. He is like a hospitable host who warmly entertains visiting guests.

In fact, no one doubts that he is the absolute leader of this team. Although in this series, more people think that Derrick Rose played even better. He averaged 26.8 points, 5.5 assists, 4.2 rebounds and 1.5 steals in four games. It is the list of the strongest point guards of the new generation, and people have begun to discuss whether he will become the league's first point guard before the rookie contract ends.

Snoopy's statistics in this round of the series are not eye-catching. He strictly controlled his offensive desire in the first three games, and even gave up most of the rebounds to Joakim Noah. It was only in the fourth game that he started to dominate the ball from beyond the arc. The average of 15.5 points, 9.2 assists, 8.5 rebounds and 2.0 blocks per game is due to the 26 points, 12 rebounds, 11 assists and 3.0 blocks in the fourth game.

However, except for those basketball commentators who are data-oriented, everyone who really understands basketball understands that Snoopy is an important reason for the decision to sweep.

"Frankly speaking, I don't know what else to say? I was restricted by Snoopy. The problem existed in the first game. Although I got out of trouble briefly tonight, I was finally subdued."

"This may be a curse." Howard said helplessly to the reporters in the audience: "I am always helpless when facing a Chinese center.

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This humorous self-deprecation made the audience burst into laughter. But the no-nonsense Tribune reporter told Dwight: "Snoopy is a guard, a point guard!"

Mr. Dwight spread his palms on the stage: "This is the best camouflaged point guard I've ever seen!"

Ha ha ha ha!

The Eastern Conference Finals ended with laughter. Dwight Howard finally has enough time to go to the brothel to save the soul of a stray girl.

However, from the recent rumors in Orlando, it is not difficult to see that the conflict between him and Stan Van Gundy has intensified. Ball singles solve problems.

After losing for two consecutive seasons, he thought it was urgent.

The Duke obviously has no intention of caring about the story between the generals of Orlando. He is now having a headache about Miley Cyrus. activities, got angry in the company, and even accused Demi and the two of them, and almost didn't fight.

In the City of Angels where the paparazzi are so powerful, the ins and outs of this incident were embellished on the homepage of the famous gossip website TMZ within half an hour.

Recently, the Billboard Awards Ceremony has finally reached a cooperation with ABC, which has been suspended for a long time, and it will hold a grand national live broadcast ceremony in mid-June this year. The little duke, who won a super-platinum record last year and broke the global sales record, became one of their most important guests.

They offered Snoopy a sky-high contract. And said that in the opening show, Snoopy will be paired with three of the top female singers in the United States.

In the words of the organizer, this is very in line with the temperament of the little duke and the expectations of the audience.

Daphne agreed to the deal for a seven-figure fee, but she vetoed proposals to share the stage with rumored girlfriends Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez .

So ABC began a broad screening process. They finally selected three female singers under the rule of "good looks" as the primary criterion, including Demi.

And then... Miley Cyrus had a feud at the company.

She couldn't stand another little Disney princess joining the Duke package.

But, obviously. Neither the agency nor Demi herself wanted to miss this rare opportunity.

Everyone knows how amazing the little duke's musical talent is. Moreover, his super high topic influence can make the partner quickly jump to the coffee position. Just like Britney, it took less than a year for her to return to the Miss American Dream from being stuck in the center of the earth. And Emma Stone in the film and television industry, just because she went to Kobe Bryant's house with Snoopy for one night, now she has changed from an unknown supporting role to a second- and third-tier actress who can play the second female lead in a big production, And she is likely to receive an A-level production next.

You know... Anne Hathaway's bitch has spared no effort to help her.

"For me, Los Angeles is half the city of angels and the other half the city of demons!"

Snoopy looked at the TV with a painful face, and he told Westbrook beside him.

Westbrook fired his agent three days ago. He said he would work with Snoopy, so he reached a cooperation with Daphne.

Russell said that he was arrogant, but in fact...he was greedy for the endorsements Stephen Curry received from China. Although the price is not high, the quantity is large! !

Therefore, he also wants to have something happen with Snoopy now. Play the alumni card, and even go shopping hand in hand.

So, he deliberately moved from Los Angeles to Chicago.

Then get along with the little duke day and night under the watchful eyes of Derrick Rose.

But obviously, the effect is not very obvious.

As the Lakers won the Tianwangshan battle, and Tony Parker entered the disabled list at a critical moment.

The mass media has begun to hype the love between Snoopy and Black Mamba full of Brokeback Mountain!

The tabloid reporters in Los Angeles never take things too seriously, given their age. The Duke seems to have become an infatuated species who fought alone in the East for Kobe, and then won the country and gave it to the Black Mamba. Moreover, there are also those sour words that Vanessa once said in front of the media, as well as news pictures of Snoopy staying at the Black Mamba's house all summer.

This makes the article look more and more like that.

Even Russell Westbrook was half joking and half serious asking about the little duke.

Snoopy was never tired of being annoyed by these remarks, and he even swears: "Do you want me to rape a woman in person for you to see?"

Russell Michelangelo Westbrook was taken aback for a moment, then he grinned and rubbed his hands, looking very excited.

Snoopy could only turn around and go to the backyard to play with the tortoise's 'wretched' look.

For the current situation, Snoopy is also hard to say. How did he know that Joakim Noah would be reimbursed for the season? And now Quentin Richard is also injured... From any angle, it looks like being picked up by the Los Angeles people.

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