Guard With a Knife

Snoopy met 24-year-old George Chen five hours before the start of the 2010 Finals.

He had just graduated from Yale and joined Daphne's team. This second-generation Chinese is showing his extraordinary business ability. He has become an indispensable assistant for Daphne, and even... the recent investment case of WhatsApp was handled by him alone.

This made Daphne decide to send him to Snoopy's side to be responsible for the little duke's business.

This is a fat job.

The encounter between the two was peaceful, and George Chen from the famous Ivy League school did not show too much humility or publicity. He told the little duke in a very decent language: "I was sent by Miss Lin Weiwei to assist you in handling some business activities and work procedures."

He is surprisingly fluent in Mandarin.

Snoopy shook hands with him: "I'm glad you joined. I'm really devastated now. Even though the season hasn't come yet, I already feel that many things are coming to me crazily."

Then, on behalf of Duke Snoopy, George Chen went to communicate with ABC and the managers of the other three show stars. Including song selection and stage positioning.

Chen completely dominated the process, and he arranged everything in detail.

Then before the start of the game, he handed over the plan to the little Duke who was undergoing pre-match physiotherapy. While Snoopy was looking through the report, he introduced several commercial sponsorships to Snoopy, and from the current image of Snoopy Set off. He felt that Snoopy could temporarily accept the advertisement of the global spokesperson for Gillette razors.

"So, I need to grow a beard from now on?" His Excellency the Duke resisted.

But George was quick to tell Snoopy with shrewd calculations: "Your beards are going to be worth a fortune, because they're under contract for $1.5 million a year, and I'm talking after taxes!"

Your Excellency the Duke has no reason to refuse this reason

He likes George Chen's style of doing things.

Therefore, he specially asked Black Mamba to prepare a VIP seat. Although this matter was a bit difficult, Black Mamba completed it easily. He directly called Vice President Bass Jr.: "Are you crazy? Don't you want to prepare a VIP seat for Snoopy?"

Hearing Snoopy's name, Jim Bass hardly hesitated. He had to release Denzel Washington's pigeon, although he vowed at yesterday's dinner that Denzel would give him the best position. ,

His arrival will bring the most colorful stars to the Staples Arena.

Jim Buss took a deep breath, dialed the phone, and then regretfully told the black actor: "Sorry, Denzel, you know how much I love you. But... we must make Snoopy feel family Warmth. Because we really want him back in LA!"

What else can Denzel say?

FU-CK-U! !

The elegant Mr. Washington swears after hanging up the phone, and he roughly rips off his carefully prepared bow tie. He thinks the Lakers lack respect for him.

"Am I not as well-known as Duke Dog?"

He questioned his wife.

From his wife's expression, he could tell that first of all his wife loved him very much. Second, Duke Dog is really more famous than him.

WTF! !

If Denzel Washington's resentment was only vented in his Beverly Hills mansion, then Andrew Bynum's resentment broke out like a torrent.

He couldn't stand the whole Staples Arena chanting his name when Snoopy played.

Los Angeles cheered him even more than... Kobe Bryant.

Especially, when he comes in. The circle of female stars on the sidelines stood up and applauded under the leadership of Britney... Is this the scene of an awards ceremony?

"Hey, Snoopy looks so much more handsome than on TV. Oh God, look at his sexy nose bridge, those deep eyes, I'm hopelessly addicted to it..."

When he heard the female star Litton Meester, whom he had been obsessed with for a long time, make a flattering voice like a bitch, he almost collapsed.

He hated the 'everyone loves Snoopy' vibe.

MTF!

He even swears when he gets to the free throw line.

But... Crack!

When the whistle sounded, he saw Snoopy jump up from his eyes and slapped the basketball hard on Derrick Rose.

Then, there was another scream from the sidelines, and Blake Lively, who was sitting next to Lipton Meester, even screamed and shouted: "Hey, look at that poor big guy, he looks like a squirm in front of the little duke." Long worm..."

Ha ha ha ha!

The hearty, bitch-like laugh is exactly the same as in "Gossip Girl" that Bynum watches every night.

God!

Bynum felt that his anger would ignite his carefully prepared new hairstyle.

However, damn it. Before his hair ignited, Derrick Rose rushed to the basket and flew over his head, and he quickly extended his arms.

He wanted Rose to have a taste of his shot blocking, and by the way, give this disgusting guy a lesson in iron and blood.

However, Derek slammed the basketball into the backboard and dropped quickly as he jumped to block the shot.

As Derek descended, another figure suddenly rose up.

Bynum's pupils are full of horror, just like in every Hollywood youth movie, there is a poor unlucky guy who will be stripped naked and tied to a street lamp for fun when the protagonist walks into a certain party scene!

Bynum realized that he might be the character at the same time.

Snoopy had already caught the rebounding basketball in mid-air, and smashed it hard into the basket...Boom! !

The sound of dunks exploded violently above his head.

Poor Bynum could only move away quickly, trying to avoid the spotlight.

But just as he was stepping on the line from the sidelines as if nothing happened, he heard Johnny Depp roaring. He couldn't believe that this first-line Hollywood star would stand up with a glass of wine and shout: Yeah! That's it. Snoopy's dunk is like smearing peanut butter on the balls, the poor big man can only lift his head up and open his mouth like a stupid Doberman pinscher! !

oh!

Bynum raised his head, and he saw the scene of himself being held in the crotch by Snoopy through the big screen.

He couldn't help but imagine a Doberman pinscher licking peanut butter.

WTF!

What made him even more unacceptable was that the great director Nicholson even stretched out his thumb and told Depp: "It's a good metaphor."

Hey, aren't you a Lakers fan? ?

Bynum felt the world was against him.

But sitting in the interview area above Staples in the TNT studio, broadcasting live to the world, was full of joy.

Barkley wobbled: "I love the finals like this! It's like a party, you know! Even though everyone knows the result of the series, everyone enjoys it. Look! Los Angeles fans even Will applaud Snoopy for the dunk."

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