Guard With a Knife

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When Snoopy was aggressively hanging on the basket, his dunks with both hands brought great shock and surprise to the Lakers fans who had just been seated.

They didn't expect that Snoopy would suddenly dive in the midfield, snatching the basketball away from the poor nba players union chairman in a posture almost sideways, and then rushing forward at lightning speed, his hands violent The buckle completes the first offense.

At this time, the game has just started less than 12 seconds away.

TNT's camera is still searching around the sidelines. How many duchess girls came to the scene tonight, and the little duke actually steals and dunks?

This is not quite like the business ball that Director Zhang, a CCTV commentator sitting in the stands on the second floor of the Staples Arena, said.

"Hey!! I finally saw Anne Hathaway, she was sitting in the third seat behind Britney. Look, the situation on the court is very obvious now. Britney is sitting with the little duke's female agent In the middle of the first row, they are surrounded by Spike Lee, who is wearing the Knicks No. 10 jersey, and former director Nicholson, a die-hard Lakers fan. Selena and Jennifer Lawrence are sitting directly opposite the visiting team's bench. Looks like a great conversation. Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift in a leather skirt sitting next to the visiting team's bench...Taylor is hot tonight!"

Charles Barkley was familiar with the commentary booth: "Oh, and poor Jonathan brothers, they are sitting in the fourth row, and they have Justin Bieber next to them. What is this? The League of Losers?"

"It seems that Snoopy's dominance over the idol singers of the generation is far greater than his performance on the basketball court."

Barkley gushed: "Poor Tom Thibodeau is fifty and doesn't even have a girlfriend. What an ironic comparison."

Between Sir Charles' chatter, Earl Johnson took the time to tell fans about Snoopy's two-handed dunk and replay Derek Fisher's helpless look when he was intercepted by Snoopy.

"If we get Snoopidoo, it's definitely ... the biggest thing in Lakers history."

Jim Buss told his father excitedly, his eyes wild.

And his father Jerry Bass was lying on the sofa, and the medical staff were giving him detailed and comprehensive care.

Jenny Buss and Magic Johnson are on the other side.

As old Bath's body deteriorated day by day,

The club began to worry that the old man in his dying years would not be able to see the finals next summer. The competition for the Lakers team has also entered a fierce competition.

Jenny Buss hopes that she can control the team. She always thinks that her second brother Jim is a worthless dude, and he has no ability to bring this team with a glorious history to a higher position.

In all conscience, Jenny Buss' ability is indeed better. And...Phil Jackson is her boyfriend. It sounds like a match made in heaven.

But it is for this reason that Buss Sr. is now more willing to hand over the team to Jim Buss.

He is not at ease with the dynastic coach. Jackson has shown too much ambition to try to control the team. He is by no means the kind of person who is only satisfied with the head coach. He also wants equity and control.

This is not allowed in the old Bath.

"What do you think of Snoopy?" Jerribas turned his head and asked the magician and Jenny on the left.

The magician gave it a very high rating.

As a minority shareholder of the Lakers, he said objectively and neutrally: "If they can get Snoopy, the Lakers are very likely to surpass Boston to become the team with the most championships in the NBA within five years."

And Jenny Buss thinks this is an unrealistic proposal: "The Bulls have no reason to trade Snoopy. In fact, he can't leave Chicago. If Jim just puts his energy on this matter, I'm happy for our team. worried about the future."

Jeribas nodded slightly, his unglamorous eyeballs moved over and continued to focus on the big screen in front of him.

Snoopy on the big screen is starting his show, time and time again he's scrambling into the paint, attacking the City of Angels basket with a tough layup or dunk.

And while he completed the attack, the audience on the court even cheered for him.

The shots were also repeatedly shown to those gorgeous female stars on the sidelines.

"Snoopy and the City of Angels are simply a match made in heaven." Jim Buss told his father excitedly when Snoopy hit a 21 and went to the free throw line: "He will fill us up every game, and he will make the arena full. Turned into the scene of the Grammy Awards..."

While he was saying those words, Snoopy made a free throw.

The Bulls overtook the score.

Jenny Bass said disapprovingly: "Okay, Jim! Can you tell me how you recruited Snoopy? Our best opportunity has been missed, and Chicagoans will never be as stupid as New Yorkers. Look, sit down!" Spike Lee on the sidelines, he even has bright red written on his jersey: fk! Donny!"

"Do you think Gary Foreman would allow himself to be attacked like that by fans?"

Jenny Buss feels helpless for this brother's whimsy. She always believes that running a team should be down-to-earth, not as cranky as it is now. If masturbation can bring championships, why do we need so many professional managers?

Jerry Buss didn't speak, he looked at the screen and fell into deep thought.

The game is still going on.

Snoopy is still tenacious, even though Ron Artest tried to give Snoopy some tough physical confrontation, and even stretched out his hand to pull the jersey when Snoopy broke through. But that didn't stop Snoopy from going.

Driven by him, the Bulls led the Lakers 29:25 in the first quarter and entered the bench.

This did not lead to an enthusiastic discussion among the audience. On the contrary, when Snoopy passed the halfway line, the image of Britney standing up and clapping with him became the focus of Barkley's discussion.

At the same time, Taylor Swift also stood up and said a few words to Snoopy.

"Wow. I used to think that Taylor Swift's figure was not good. But today it looks like it looks like it's bulging! Doesn't Swift want to be girly?" Charles Barkley yelled in the commentary.

Earl Johnson asked inexplicably: "What is girly?"

"Girl style is no breasts and a flat butt." Kenny Smith added with a smirk.

Compared with the scale of TNT commentators, their Chinese counterparts not far away are actively analyzing the content of this game.

Director Zhang still feels: "In the final analysis, this is a business game. The Bulls have too few players to play, without Rose, Big Q, and Noah. In addition, Lao Ma and Curry only played 20 minutes of physical fitness. , they hung up in the second half."

"So, you see. The Lakers didn't rush to play with the Bulls. They used up slowly. Gasol and Kobe, bang bang bang, each threw a few shots to try their hand, and the real chapter was not seen until the second half."

"Of course. We, Wei Xiaobao... The Americans called the Little Duke to fight tonight. It was really a good thing. Bang Bang Bang hit the basket hard, Artest really couldn't stop it. There was no way to fight against him." Second, he is indeed old, and his legs and feet are not as good as before. He can't be entangled."

"The American colleagues next to me just now said that Duge played so well because he was stimulated by those female stars on the sidelines. I think... There is an old saying in China that a hero is sad than a beauty! Tonight, Xiaodu probably still has to plant."

Director Zhang talked eloquently.

He doesn't shy away from his status as a senior Komi at all.

He also doesn't care about the siege of domestic Duke fans.

After all, in China, Du Fan and Ke Fan have already reached a non-aggression clause. And this year's finals were really warm, there is nothing to say.

If it were the Celtics, Director Zhang would probably be scolded bloody.

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