Guard With a Knife

? Although two or three years later, this picture was used as a meme bag and became popular on the global Internet, usually accompanied by "I feel a little suffocated", "I want to fuck ten", "one drop of blood, ten drops of blood" and the like Word.

But tonight, that's what basketball is about.

"Blood! Killing! Victory! Beauty!"

"Hollywood sports movies should come here to learn. Basketball is like this, this is the NBA!"

Charles Barkley yelled off the screen: "Snoopy is becoming the new basketball totem. He will become a new symbol with his very special characteristics. Just wait and see, countless street kids will regard Snoopy as an idol, He's telling the world: Basketball can have gossip, and the enviable leisure life of top BA stars is no longer about making a lot of money and smoking a cigar in a casino."

Compared to Barkley eager to establish Snoopy's personal brand.

Snoopy's response was very flat.

When he was rescued by the medical staff from the crowd of duchess girls who were in a hurry, the reporter rushed over to ask him how he felt when he went into battle with injuries at the last time.

He calmly replied: "At that time, I only asked myself one question. Will I, lying in the rocking chair fifty years later, regret not playing tonight?"

"And then... me and my mates walked onto the court."

"They're both MVPs tonight."

Snoopy did not forget to praise his teammates before leaving the arena.

The Bulls can win tonight, in addition to the Lakers' loose habits in the first three quarters and Snoopy's brave performance at the last moment, the performance of the Bulls' role players also contributed.

But when the microphone was aimed at Eddie Curry, who scored 22 points and 14 rebounds tonight, the big guy who helped Snoopy seal the victory with two key rebounds at the last time told TNT with great certainty: "He is the one in my heart." The god of basketball! He can always solve the game. No matter how lacking your scoring methods you criticize, but the last three-pointer in a row to kill the game tonight is Snoopy, not Kobe."

Eddie Curry said seriously: "If Derek was not injured in the last game, we are now leading 3:2 instead of 2:3! If Joakim Noah is not injured, if Quentin Richardson can still play, We've got the finals trophy."

He said it with absolute certainty.

This is contrary to the mainstream view of the outside world.

Because all the media believe that whenever the Lakers face the Bulls, they will win the O'Brien Cup with an easy win.

but now. Sheryl Miller was at a loss for words. Known for her sharp words, she found that... If Eddie Curry's logic is really followed, his inferences are valid.

After all, Snoopy killed the game tonight. He took the Bulls alone and won the Los Angeles home game. If Rose, Joakinoah, and Quentin Richardson are added, can the Lakers really win 100%?

Her reflection led to the deflection of public opinion.

Those who swear that the Bulls are vulnerable have to change their tune, claiming that the Lakers are really lucky.

At the same time, Ron Artest was criticized.

I think Artest's deliberate injury last night is a disgrace to professional basketball. This persistent villain should be completely cleared out of the NBA.

...

Tonight, Snoopy doesn't care about charity world peace, he only cares about human beings.

After he returned to the locker room, he slowly calmed down with his heart beating, and his nosebleeds stopped surging. After the team doctor performed simple wound cleaning, he left the locker room.

Before leaving, he told James Johnson and Ty Gibson: "No matter how much the fine is, I will pay it."

He didn't want his little brother who did it for him to suffer financially.

Despite his recent cash crunch due to the hatsapp acquisition, the money is still available anyway.

It's like...he lost a lot of blood even tonight. But he still fucked Taylor to death in a leather skirt in the Presidential Suite of the Hilton Hotel.

At the beginning, Taylor panicked like a drug-addicted woman in front of him, but when the huge syringe went in, she was immediately subdued.

An hour later, she was so satisfied that she collapsed.

And Snoopy had to put on his clothes, and said to the wandering Taylor with a smile: "Next time we will really find a chance to talk about music."

He felt Taylor's reasoning was really bad. Why would you lure me here with the excuse of talking about music albums all night? Obviously...

At three o'clock in the morning, he left the room and went to the Marriott Hotel on the other side of the city. He is like a busy doctor who has to treat critically ill dependent patients overnight.

Selena had the highest satisfaction in life in the second before the sun hit the curtain.

"Next time, you can say that you asked me to talk about the script all night."

After Dr. Snoopy left the room, he shook his head with a wry smile.

He's still so full of energy that he actually doubts that a scientific perpetual motion machine is even achievable. Just give him enough women who can make him have a sense of spiritual harmony... It's like the lever in Archimedes' law, except that Snoopy didn't think of using it to move the entire earth.

He couldn't help but accept the fact that his body was strongly 'addictive'.

Those female stars fall hopelessly in love with themselves not only because of their handsome appearance, musical talent, exotic style, charisma, etc... . Although these strongly attract them. But the factor that makes them unable to leave and accept any opposite sex... It is hard to say that it is not the body.

When he heard one reason after another with obvious loopholes on the phone, he still chose two to attend the meeting.

The idea in his head is glorious and sacred. He feels that he should save these female stars who are highly addicted because of himself. He doesn't want to let more poor women who cannot save themselves in this world.

That's why he ran out of gas in Kobe Bryant's Lamborghini one night.

In fact, it was also a night of inner transformation in him.

He forgave those women for drugging him.

Before he called the towing company, he even thought of Mu Xin's famous saying: I don't know what to forgive, but I sincerely feel that everything in the world can be forgiven.

This is probably a great mercy!

A successful man should have a mind that is inclusive of all rivers.

The little duke, an adult man who has learned both Chinese and Western knowledge, has finally taken his steps to become "the most enviable man in the world".

Moreover, he pretended to be justice.

"Hey, are you crazy? You killed the Lakers last night, and this morning you asked me to call the towing company to tow my own car in the parking lot of the Westin Hotel, and you haven't got the parking ticket??"

The voice of the Black Mamba questioning was full of resentment.

But Snoopy just told him very calmly that the weather in Los Angeles today is very good and the sun is calm. He stretched his waist, feeling like his body had been in a hot spring spa all night. Not only is it refreshing, but it is also very comfortable.

When Snoopy walked to the cafeteria on the first floor, James Johnson asked strangely: "Hey, Snoopy, did you get up so early? You bled so much last night, is it really all right?"

The little duke shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I'm not some third-rate person who bleeds to death."

"Hey, you know what? All the basketball media is praising you today, you were so good last night!! You are literally the superhero in the movie who saves the world. The difference is, superheroes are often unknown. But now... everybody knows you slaughtered the Lakers!"

James Johnson said excitedly.

His Excellency the Duke just shrugged his shoulders, he didn't care how much praise he received. He only cares now: "Has the NBA issued a penalty ticket?"

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[Please recommend a ticket! Thanks to "Old Dead Mountain Forest" for the "just right" tip. 】

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