Guard With a Knife

? The finals are over.

Kobe Bryant is the number one winner.

Although many people are saying that he relied on Shaquille O'Neal for the first three championships, and Snoopy for the last two championships. But in any case, he is already a shooting guard with five rings and two Finals MVP trophies. More and more people are putting his name behind Michael Jordan as the second-best shooting guard the league has ever seen.

Snoopidoo is the number two winner. In other words, he is also the number one winner.

He lost the game, but earned his reputation. Before the start of this summer, the media's evaluation of him was always too derogatory, but now whether it is Sports Illustrated, Slam Dunk Magazine, or ESPN's web page, they can no longer hide Snoopy's huge influence.

He's already a superstar.

He has enough grades to slap those sour commentators and critics loudly.

In fact, even veteran dukes like Hollinger and Bill Simmons have to use honest words to judge Snoopy. In Bill Simmons' finals report, it even appeared that "Snoopy has completed his transformation this season, and he is becoming an important superstar in the NBA." His lineup has surpassed Kevin Durant, the youngest scoring champion in history, among the new generation of players.

Of course, this also brings other problems.

Some commentators who were originally black Snoopy changed their minds and tried their best to flatter Snoopy, even pushing Snoopy to the TOP3 position in the league. I think that apart from Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, it is Snoopidoo!

This kind of fanfare did not have any impact on Snoopy.

In fact... Now the basketball circle is more concerned about the movements of a large number of superstars such as LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and Stoudemire.

This is destined to be a turbulent offseason. It is even possible to create one or more super teams in an instant.

In this regard, Snoopy is completely out of the question.

He was involved in the turmoil in the entertainment industry.

The night after the Finals, he was greeted with screams at the Nokia Theater across from Staples Arena.

His opening show blew up NBC ratings.

When he appeared in the dress of a medieval prince,

The whole stage presents a dreamlike fairytale scene.

The first to appear was Grande who sang Snoopy's first famous song "Just-the-ay-you-are" known to the public. Frankly, when the camera zoomed in on the wheat grain Cyrus below, she looked very unhappy, but she tried her best to control her emotions.

Then Demi Lovato came on, and she sang the classic song, Marry-you, with Snoopy. This song caused a great storm with Taylor Swift at the time. So ABC focused almost a third of its footage on Swift.

But the little queen has maintained a very good elegance, her skin is moist and shiny, and her figure is getting more and more plump. I don't know if it's because I was fed by Snoopy two days ago.

MTV did make an interesting comparison last night, though. They displayed all the photos of the duchess girls in a serious way, and they found that most of the duchess girls became more beautiful after becoming duchess girls, whether it is the skin condition or the figure... they are all developing towards a more perfect direction .

So... to be Duke Snoopy or a secretive plastic surgery guru?

This argument borders on absurdity.

In fact, it's also a ridiculous late-night show. In the last episode of their program, they even discussed whether vibrating eggs are helpful for private parts care, and how much power can maintain the optimal threshold... You know, there are always some inexplicable late-night programs in capitalist society, and the meaning of their existence is only to give Women have one more reason to indulge.

It seems that after this episode, more and more women add a prefix to their social software, such as: Snoopy's woman-Lilian. Or the Eighteenth Duchess - Joanna.

American women are superstitious too. It's just a name of science. They believe in the nonsense on the late-night show, and think that Snoopy has a magical magnetic field that can make women more beautiful!

When... Demi Lovato saw Snoopy's face getting closer, she subconsciously remembered the discussion on the late night show last night, and... the damn pervert is really handsome, with such soft and smooth skin. My God, why does his breath have a strange fragrance...

Although she has been emphasizing in the bottom of her heart before going on stage: I really hate perverted dogs. Selena, Mai Li, and Taylor are all my girlfriends. It's just a job, I don't want to borrow a seat from him.

But when the Duke dog's face got closer, she still closed her eyes subconsciously, and raised her chin slightly.

A woman's body is always so honest.

Snoopy didn't care about this detail, he just wanted to complete the set action in front of the camera, and then get up quickly.

But when this picture was projected on the big screen, the whole theater suddenly boiled up, and all kinds of sharp and mournful cries spread like an explosion.

The sudden explosion caused Snoopy's left foot to slip uncontrollably, and then... mu-a!

The mouths of the two were firmly pressed together.

And the damn ABC did a close up cut.

NO! ! ! !

Protests erupted in the theater one after another.

Snoopy hurriedly left, but... Demi obviously still had some thoughts, she opened her eyes, and her eyes were already in a state of confusion. What she thought in her heart was: what kind of mouth is this? God, it does absolutely everything I can imagine about kissing!

And when she licked her lips subconsciously.

A tsunami-like curse erupted again at the scene.

The female fans below couldn't stand the blatant mopping behavior of the little Disney princess, and they insisted that Demi was taking the opportunity to seduce the little duke.

Those were Snoopy's lips, what could she do, how could she kiss them?

All of a sudden, words like bitch, slut, and the like kept popping up from the auditorium at the back of the theater.

In fact, Miley Cyrus' mouth is clearly saying 'Sunny Beach' too.

At this time, Emma Roberts has come on stage with the accompaniment of "Someone-like-you". Her singing level is actually only average, but she is very explosive in the performance stage.

The original script just hugged Snoopy gently, and then Snoopy let go of her hand.

But she held Snoopy tight.

She is 1.57 meters and hugging Snoopy who is 1.91 meters is really awkward.

Snoopy's lower abdomen dantian felt the powerful attack of the two fried buns.

"This is the worst Billboard show I've ever seen," Miley Cyrus said to Taylor Swift, tilting her head. "Wouldn't it be three horny women walking into a cowboy store?"

Taylor Swift shrugged.

At this time, the stage accompaniment has been replaced with a new song.

"e-dont-talk-anymore"!

When Snoopy sang the first line of lyrics with a sexy voice, the whole scene burst into uncontrollable applause and cheers.

Then, some fell into deep thought.

This is a Tropical-House song that makes you want to dance.

Snoopy softly sang the insurmountable gap between lovers with a sexy voice.

The content of the song is very simple, about this type of conversation between two people after a month of breaking up. The lyrics vividly depict a heartbreaking scene when two people who were very much in love finally break up amicably, everything changes and the two can no longer talk as friends.

"Hey, Snoopy is an absolute genius. I have to talk to him about music tonight." Taylor Swift excited. As a creative talent, she has a very high sensitivity to music.

While she was excited, Miley Cyrus leaned into her ear and said softly: "Oh, no. I have to talk to him about music tonight."

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Snoopy's performance at the Billboard Awards was well-received and was even voted the best live of the year by professional magazines. In the eyes of music critics, the kiss between Snoopy and Demi Lovato, which was obviously caused by slippery feet, was interpreted as: this is love by accident. Many people fall at the height of love, get into marriage, and love falls apart...it's a whole show. That passive kiss was a flash of inspiration, a display of genius.

Yes, music critics can always find a unique angle to tout.

This is their ticket to a living.

However, in the gossip media and fans. Demi Lovato has long been scolded as a scheming whore. No one likes her closing her eyes and raising her chin, and no one likes her lip licking afterward.

"Demi should focus on acting next. She does have talent in this area."

Miley Cyrus commented on the incident with a smile backstage at the awards show.

And it has also become a vane for fans to attack Demi.

Major entertainment programs have also added special sessions to talk about the grievances and grievances between the little Disney princesses. Even when it comes to the rise, I still don’t forget to bring up the old news that Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, the little princesses of the previous generation of Disney, are suspected of competing for boyfriends.

To sum it up... In one sentence, the youth idols produced by Disney have always had a tradition of internal fighting.

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Snoopy obviously didn't focus on these things. In fact, he was taken to the record company by Britney's producer after the performance, and then he was busy making a new album.

Over the summer, Snoopy's work schedule was too full.

He had to work on the remaining nine songs on the album quickly. And I have to guest star in two hero movies, plus three solo concerts. In addition to the itinerary of the domestic World Championships, as well as the advertising campaigns of major sponsors, and... the basketball training camp run by the Duke brand.

On George Chen's itinerary, it has even been subdivided into every hour of every day.

"So, between now and the end of October, I have no vacation at all?" Snoopy asked George Chen.

"If the progress is fast, maybe one or two days can be squeezed out." George Chen nodded, and then said: "Oh. Your birthday is in July, and we haven't arranged any activities. You can take a day off."

call!

His Excellency the Duke leaned back.

"Why is it more tiring than the finals?"

He sighed to himself.

...

BA's annual draft is also held in Madison Gardens.

If there is one word to describe the 2010 draft, it would be: no suspense.

Just like David Stern has an expression every year in the draft, people even suspect that he has a special expression mask. Frankly speaking, apart from being in a certain country's annual two sessions, it is not easy to see such a smiling old face who is always "gentle, calm, innocent, and full of ideals".

John Wall got his wish and was elected the 2010 NBA No. 1 pick. Before going on stage, he quickly stood up and shook hands with his agent, while his mother, who was already covered in jewels, was crying and hugging Ms. Daphne.

Everyone knows by now that John Wall is part of the Duke team. As long as he does not make principled mistakes and devastating injuries, with his talent and Daphne's operation, he will become a first-line NBA star without any suspense.

In fact, her vision has also been certified by authority in the past three years. Currently, he has not only Snoopidoo, but also Stephen Curry, and Russell Westbrook. These two have shown the potential of superstars and first-class stars. At the same time, underrated players such as Taj Gibson, Ibaka, James Johnson, and Wesley Matthews also played their own advantages and became indispensable backbones.

So, from the moment John Wall held a press conference accompanied by Daphne to announce his candidacy. Everyone knows that he is already the No. 1 pick.

For the Wizards, even if John Wall was suddenly hijacked by a Star Trek flying saucer on the night after signing the contract and was only one-tenth of his original height when he was returned to Earth, they must choose him. This is the so-called "maybe you don't necessarily need him, but he's too good to pass up" option.

Subsequently, the 76ers who held the second pick selected Evan Turner. Like Wall, he's too good to miss, but the team already has a well-rounded shooting guard in Andre Iguodala, a young three in Thaddeus Young, and a combo guard in Holiday.

They must solve these problems before the start of the new season. In comparison, the rebuilding of the Wizards is much easier. Because they only need to solve a "good shot" former NBA superstar Arenas.

Next, Favors, Wesley, and DeMarcus were selected by the Nets, Timberwolves, and Kings respectively...

Compared with the unspectacular draft conference. The news that New York fans make is even bigger than the draft itself.

Banners of "James Come to New York" can be seen everywhere in Madison Garden. New Yorkers are more hungry for LeBron than a forty-year-old aunt who has been out of battle for a long time. Now, the trading window and the signing window are about to officially open, and everyone hopes that this unresolved question will get a definitive answer.

In fact, except for these banners welcoming James to New York soon.

There are also a large number of banners that say "Donny Walsh is a stupid pig", "Snoopy MVP" and other words.

For the finals that just passed, New York fans had too many sad tears.

The New York Times even made a hypothesis: If Snoopy is still in the Knicks, we will make certain signings in the middle of the season. We can even beat the Lakers. You must know that the little Duke scored 51 points in the fifth game. His teammates are only Eddie Curry, James Johnson, Stephen Marbury and other old New York players!

This kind of assumption is not stingy with cutting out the heart.

New York fans suffer!

They can only pin their hopes on LeBron James now, and hope that he will quickly announce that he is joining New York. Then set up the banner of James, use his reputation to continue to recruit superstars... After all, the only benefit that that stupid pig of Donnie Walsh got in the Snoopy deal was to save the salary that could sign three maximum salaries space.

In this regard, Donny Walsh also seemed quite confident.

He said in front of the media: "We have now negotiated the joining of a superstar, and his arrival will pave the way for the arrival of LeBron James!"

However, just as the draft is about to end.

The NBA officially announced the birth of the first big deal of the offseason.

It's shocking!

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