Guard With a Knife

? July 9th is a day that everyone looks forward to.

Basketball fans around the world are awaiting the decision of LeBron James.

Plus, teenage girls all over California are buzzing about the Little Duke's concert.

The Black Mamba walked into the Staples Arena holding hands with his wife with a 4G mobile phone. He will sit in the best position to watch Snoopy's performance tonight.

But, frankly, if it wasn't for Vanessa's heartfelt desire to come to Snoopy's concert. He'd much rather sit in front of the TV and watch LeBron James' decision live.

In today's NBA, Kobe Bryant's most feared opponent is no longer the Boston Celtics or the San Antonio Spurs. It's Snoopidoo, who is on stage singing "Just-The-ay-you-are," and LeBron James, who has yet to make a decision.

These two represent the strongest overlord of the Mesozoic Era and the strongest challenger of the New Generation respectively.

In fact, during this time, the NBA is also carefully managing the situation of the three pillars of the NBA: the heads of the three of them are neatly arranged in the most prominent place on the NBA official website. Although... some die-hard fans of other stars think that Snoopy's true strength has not yet reached the height of the former two. But judging from various indicators, the little duke who led two completely different teams to the finals with a weak victory for two consecutive years did not lose to any other superstar. Players other than Kobe Bryant stand side by side with LeBron.

"Snoopy's singing is really charming."

Vanessa was sitting next to Kobe, and she pushed her husband vigorously. She hoped that Kobe would join the carnival scene of 10,000 people.

However, Black Mamba's eyes are always fixed on the phone screen.

He is extremely concerned about the Lakers achieving three consecutive championships next season.

Since the Bulls announced on July 7 that they had signed Korver with a three-year, $15 million contract and Kabuzel's five-year, $78 million contract, Chicago, which made up for the last shortcoming, has been considered the best team in the Eastern Conference. A championship contender.

And tonight, LeBron James will also make his decision.

The Black Mamba hopes that James will stay in the Eastern Conference, preferably joining a top-level team, playing against Snoopy's Bulls to exhaustion in the Eastern Conference finals, and then the Lakers will reap the benefits again.

Yes.

Although the media and black fans have been ridiculing that his two championship trophies are bestowed by Snoopy.

He himself was quite upset.

But anyway, it's delicious.

"This live broadcast is really bad."

The black mamba glanced up at Snoopidoo who was on stage and began to perform Michael Jackson's classic moonwalk. He didn't expect Snoopy to have this ability. His moon walk is indeed very stylish, at least much better than his performance with Phelps in the Nike commercial.

No wonder the more than 10,000 women at the scene screamed so frantically that his wife almost tore her coat to pieces.

woman.

Bryant shook his head, and he continued to watch ESPN live with his head down. After more than ten minutes of video highlights, bullshit, interviews, commercials, PS photos of LeBron wearing the No. 6 jersey, program trailers, bullshit, commercials, data scrolling, continued interviews, commercials, "We'll be right back." After the most bullshit, messiest and most frothy picture in history, LeBron James finally appeared in the picture.

I haven't seen him in a month, and he has a terrible beard, a red and white pinstripe shirt, a thoughtful face, and then starts talking nonsense with the host and even discussing charity.

TF! !

The Black Mamba couldn't help but swear, this was definitely the worst and most vulgar live broadcast he had ever seen.

"Is ESPN crazy? LeBron James' team would accept such a poor broadcast arrangement to raise funds?"

Frankly, Kobe felt like he was being force-fed shit.

He had to look up again.

Snoopy's stage performance is really explosive. When he beat his crotch with his right hand, he could feel the trembling of all the women's bodies on the scene.

Oh my God!

"Compared with Snoopy, LeBron James' entertainment genes are ten galaxies apart." Black Mamba shook his head helplessly.

Then, he continued to lock his eyes on the phone.

After about five minutes.

LeBron James finally began to speak seriously about his decision: "This is a difficult decision. I want to bring my talent to the South Coast. I decided to join Miami."

Wow! ! !

The black mamba suddenly screamed.

But at the same time... the whole scene was screaming like him.

Everyone in Staples Arena was filled with disbelief and dog food anger.

He actually chose to hold a group at the age of 25? He actually went to play team basketball with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh? Hey man, that's Wade's team? Even if you join the Knicks just for money, why don't you go and get together? ! !

The Black Mamba finds it incomprehensible. In the eyes of their older generation of stars, it is unforgivable to go to someone else's team at their peak.

And... plagiarized my lines? ?

Kobe Bryant was very depressed. At the age of 17, he walked into the high school gymnasium, faced dozens of flashing cameras, and announced with a domineering declaration: I decided to skip college and bring my talent to the NBA.

He shook his head.

Then, he looked up.

TF! !

Snoopy was surrounded by two women in bunny girl costumes, and even a bunny girl climbed onto him and kissed his lips hard.

And the other was pulling desperately at the guy who was trying to tongue kiss Snoopy.

hey what happened ?

Kobe Bryant finally realized the reason for the riot in the arena.

He asked his wife beside him.

Vanessa is different from those fans who yelled NO loudly, wishing to rush up and humanely destroy the two bunny girls. She was so excited, her hands were shaking: "You know what? Two duchesses pretended to be backup dancers, and they rushed straight up to surprise Snoopy at the end of the show. But they found each other when they took off their masks, So they started a fight!"

"Hahahaha, this is hilarious. It's going to be in the headlines tomorrow."

Vanessa was beyond excited.

Kobe finally understood what was going on.

But he doesn't think it will make headlines.

He thinks that LeBron James' abysmal decision to broadcast on-air is the reason why the entire United States is infuriated.

In fact, there have been pictures of Cleveland fans burning James jerseys on their phones. And, of course, the scene where the New York Knicks cut off the head of a portrait of Donny Walsh to vent their anger.

All of America, only Miami is celebrating.

They got LeBron James and they got three superstars. Two of the players are still at the TOP4 level, and one is at the TOP15 level.

Miami has become the strongest team in the NBA.

The real-time news is even announcing that the NBA is about to usher in the finale, and the Heat, with the top three Big Three, will sweep the entire league.

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