Guard With a Knife

? After the little duke returned home, he sat down for a while. After talking on the phone with his parents in China, he felt that a sense of ritual was still needed.

He decided to go to a nearby supermarket to buy cakes and longevity noodles.

Chinese people. I like the bottom, and I also like to eat noodles.

The road to the supermarket is a bit congested, and traffic in New York is as bad as ever. Fortunately, because of being fully armed, it was not recognized by people in a hurry: the pace of life in the world's largest city is very fast. If there is no camera, people will just look down at the road and seldom flock to a certain place. Individuals, or to spy on someone's face under the mask.

His Excellency the Duke spent about two hours. Mainly when he was buying eggs, the salesperson kept trying to sell him the latest egg peeler. She keeps emphasizing that anyone needs it because it works really, really well. However... Snoopy has never been able to understand why the Americans were able to send humans to the moon in the 1960s, but in the 21st century they still cannot complete the egg-peeling work as easily as the Chinese.

After the little duke repeatedly emphasized that he didn't need it, he finally bought the $12 egg peeler from the nagging black aunt.

He felt that he would never need this thing in his life that claimed to be able to peel five hard-boiled eggs at the same time within ten seconds.

However... there are no absolutes in the world, there is God's will in the dark.

...

When the little duke drove home, he found two cars parked not far from the house. At that time, he didn't think much about it, but when he went up from the underground garage. When I came to the kitchen, as soon as I opened the kitchen door, a figure sprang out from behind: "Srprise!!!"

Snoopy turned his head and saw that Scarlett was galloping in a sexy catwoman costume. She jumped on Snoopy and said, "Happy birthday, dear."

Before the little duke even had time to speak, Scarlett kissed passionately.

She is like dry firewood that has been exposed to the sun for three hundred and sixty-five days, and dry firewood that has gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one processes... burns at one point!

Snoopy could only temporarily cancel the following steps in the kitchen.

Because Scarlett has stretched below.

For Snoopy, this kitchen contains strange memories of him and Scarlett.

The memory still haunts him,

Give him a lot of psychological shadow. Because he was really afraid that his parents would suddenly open the door again and scream! !

He just formed this idea.

ah! !

A scream came from the stairwell. Snoopy turned his head subconsciously.

Taylor Swift, who was wearing a purple-blue hip-length skirt, came running quickly.

She had been hiding upstairs in the closet, and she wanted to surprise Snoopy. However... While waiting, I heard movement from downstairs. She hurried down to watch, only to see the picture in the kitchen.

It made her cry out.

Then he ran quickly: "You sagging bitch in the bitch, stop your movements and get off Snoopy quickly."

She frantically pulled, but Scarlett didn't care at all, she continued her actions. Her fundamental philosophy in life is 'the arrow never turns back'.

Even if Taylor Swift gave her a punch, she still didn't let go.

At this time, Taylor Swift quickly occupied the high ground, and she used her height advantage to wrap her arms around Snoopy's neck.

Scarlett can only move strategically, and she focuses on the bottom lane. Grasping the Demon Subduing Pestle is to use force... to kill it!

The two are both fighting for Snoopy and attacking Snoopy.

For the little duke, it was really exciting.

Snoopy is by no means Liu Xiahui who can sit still, nor is he the kind of person who won't fight back when provoked.

To quote Stephon Marbury so often in the locker room: He never takes the first shot, but he never gives the opponent a second shot either. When the battle starts is up to you, and when the battle ends is up to him.

The weather on the Upper East Side changed suddenly on the afternoon of July 26, with lightning and thunder.

The thrills in the small villa finally ended at seven o'clock in the evening.

When cleaning the battlefield, Snoopy found that there was an additional person he didn't know.

God knows why.

Things got out of hand when Miley Cyrus opened the door at 5:30 and screamed. She's like a catfish thrown in a sardine...or even a Canadian electric eel. The firepower was fired again.

"She's my friend! Amber Heard," Miley Cyrus introduced to a surprised Snoopy and explained, "She's bisexual."

Hey! !

Snoopy is going crazy.

What does her orientation have anything to do with me? Why did you bring an irrelevant person here for no reason.

Miley is also innocent, she didn't expect this to happen when she brought a friend over to celebrate her birthday.

Snoopy stood up speechlessly and walked towards the kitchen.

Changshou noodles are not in the mood to eat. But... I have to boil a few eggs to apply to the female stars with black noses and swollen eyes that these people have already beaten.

And the guy who was said to be able to peel five eggs in ten seconds finally came in handy.

When Snoopy handed them the eggs and demonstrated how to put on their faces, the hall fell into an inexplicable silence.

It was Aimeepa who remembered the purpose of her trip, and she began to sing: "Happy birthday to you!"

Her singing gradually moved others.

When the happy birthday song comes on, Snoopy really isn't happy at all.

He didn't even want to blow out the candles and make a wish.

If the wish he made can come true, he hopes to go back in time and not get on the plane to New York.

"Let's take it as a small episode in life. We forget everything that happened just now when we left the room." Aimeepa began to comfort everyone again: "Who doesn't have one or two crazy things in life?"

She was very open minded.

But the others didn't reply at all, how could it be as easy as she said?

...

Snoopy got on the plane back to Los Angeles at ten o'clock that night, leaning in the first-class cabin, his expression was bewildered and at a loss, like a seven-year-old boy who got into a catastrophe and didn't know how to end it.

Fortunately, everyone left peacefully. Maybe it's lack of energy, maybe it's just like Snoopy, he can't dictate because his heart is surging.

When Snoopy returned to Los Angeles, it was already four o'clock... twenty-five in the morning.

He didn't feel sleepy at all, and there seemed to be countless powers in his body waiting to be vented, just like his suppressed emotions.

So, he took a taxi directly from the airport to the arena, and made a phone call with Kobe Bryant on the way.

He knew Kobe Bryant was up by this time.

...

[This chapter deleted a lot of words and wrote it many times, and finally achieved an effect of 'fighting and not fighting'. Ask for a recommendation ticket! 】

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