Guard With a Knife

"Who is the biggest winner in the NBA2010-2011 season?"

"Snoopy Doo! All-Star Game MVP, Regular Season MVP, Finals MVP, three major awards at one time. One team, one defense, averaging a triple-double, and personal glory has reached the extreme."

Charles Barkley proudly asked himself in the commentary and answered: "This is his third season!!! He is only 21 years old. He has so many girlfriends and he is also the greatest player in NBA history. What a great individual single season performance!! How enviable!! Young kids stepping onto the court, their idols have shifted from Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant and even LeBron James to Snoopy Doo!! "

"What's even more frightening is that Snoopy still has unlimited potential. This is the prelude to his domination of the NBA!"

"Contemporary superstars, as someone who has experienced this, I must remind you. The Iron Curtain is being raised!!"

Charles Barkley is one of the most hardcore dogs in the NBA. His excited shout from the commentary stand is like the end of a comedy movie.

Funny, actually.

On the ESPN channel next door, Reggie Miller was saying the same thing.

So this has caused, even if you change the channel, what you see is still the news about the young Duke's brutal rule of the NBA.

Did you hear that? LeBron! Changing channels doesn't work.

Snapped!

LeBron, who was in Houston, finally couldn't bear this mental torture when James finally turned off the TV.

Last summer, he imagined countless pictures of elated after winning the championship. Now, Snoopy made it happen.

Everyone is praising him.

His teammates worshiped him like a god, and those commentators couldn't wait to announce that the NBA had entered the era of dukes.

How ridiculous that sounds!

Kings are rulers, aren't they?

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The king was apparently thrown into Java.

In the media the next day, all the sports media were reporting the little Duke's big victory. This past season, Snoopy was nothing short of epic. First place in the regular season, champion of the finals. Averaging a triple-double, the MVP of the Trinity, plus one defense for one team.

People even compared him with Michael Jordan in 1996, and in these comparisons, Snoopy is not inferior. Although he didn't win the scoring title, he had 45 triple-doubles in a single season and averaged a triple-double throughout the season! Isn't this more majestic than the scoring champion?

Although some experts are bitterly saying that the Duke's victory is because the Bulls have the most elite team in the league, it is the other players of the Bulls who hold up Snoopy's glory. He is not the kind of superstar who starts the situation alone, which is completely different from Michael Jordan's style of play that changes the situation by himself.

In this regard, more voices are: fuck you!

Chicago has been boiling for a long time, and the long-lost championship has ignited the enthusiasm of the whole city. The little Duke's reputation had already reached the position of being equal to God by the time the news of the championship came back to Illinois.

As a team with two consecutive dynasties, they have begun to look forward to the Bulls winning ten consecutive championships: After all, as Barkley's crazy dogs said, this is the third season of the Little Duke. He has plenty of time to dominate those unyielding contemporaries, just like Michael used to deal with Miller, Ewing, Barkley... those heaven's favorites.

When the Bulls' special plane arrived in Chicago from Dallas, the entire airport was filled with excited fans.

Although before the special plane took off,

The Bulls announced on the official website that the MVP of the new finals will not return with the flight, he has his own private itinerary.

However, at the airport. Thousands of fans are still holding banners and chanting Long live Snoopy!

For Chicago fans, the little Duke has become a basketball totem!

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At this time, the Illinois basketball totem is shooting his latest Apple commercial in a Hollywood studio as Apple's largest individual shareholder. He has no reason not to participate in the company's new product promotion activities, after all, financial experts all over the world are talking about how much money the basketball superstar earned from Jobs, and how much his annual dividends are. !

Snoopy invested heavily in Apple before the release of the epoch-making mobile smartphone, which has been praised by economists as one of the top ten investment cases in the world since the new century. In addition, his investment in Twitter and whatsapp are also included.

Facebook was not included because it had too few shares.

Of course, along with these successful cases are the top ten bad investment cases. The little duke's other investments in Silicon Valley, such as the Instagram project, are among them.

Obviously, in the investment banking world, the little duke is already known as a combination of an angel and a devil. Even Buffett shook his head when he talked about the aggressive investment style of the little duke: "I can't capture his investment logic. The companies he invests in have nothing in common except that they are all Internet companies. I heard that he even He spends money without looking at the other party’s financial statements and plans. Therefore, I cannot determine his future. He may suddenly go bankrupt on a certain day, or he may become the richest man in the world on a certain day. Who knows? This is better than predicting basketball The result of the game was much more difficult!"

After Snoopy finished filming the Apple commercial, he hurried to Paramount.

Now gossip fans all over the world are guessing which duchess lady's masterpiece is the scratch on his back. Paramount and Marvel Studios want to take a wave of heat. They are persuading Snoopy to join the upcoming Super S Super blockbuster "The Avengers", playing the Hulk.

However, it is clear that they do not know much about Chinese culture. It would be really weird if the Hulk was played by a Chinese.

The main reason Snoopy went to Paramount was because he had already negotiated with his mother and Daphne.

They're officially going into filmmaking, and they're hoping to pitch some films themselves. Of course, these films are best started with small budgets, because it is easier to control the flow of funds.

Paramount showed unprecedented treatment for the arrival of the little duke. They led the little duke to visit all the studios, and all the executives who could appear stood in front of Snoopy and shook hands with him cordially.

Once this super first-line star who has created amazing miracles in the music and sports circles enters the film field, his appeal is invincible. In fact, his documentaries shot on DV have already broken many records. It was one of the most profitable movies in 2010.

Therefore, no company that hopes to make a profit will refuse to cooperate with him.

The talks between the two parties went very smoothly, and part of the formal contract was finalized. As long as some details are improved, the contract can be signed directly.

When the little duke locked his future plan in film and television production, the president of Paramount asked at the end: "So, when will you join the Los Angeles team? Time to buy season tickets for the best location."

That said Snoopy is embarrassing. Why do people have to go back to Los Angeles to play when their business is in Los Angeles?

"I had a great time in Chicago, and I have no plans to return to Los Angeles to play." Snoopy replied politely,

In fact, at this time, discussions surrounding the Bulls' next season are already raging. Many people are not optimistic about Chicago's next season, because as the team wins the championship, the value of the players has also risen. When Snoopy is about to sign a maximum salary, the Bulls cannot spend another 100 million a year. Come out to play for nothing.

At the same time, there is another voice in Chicago, the Bulls are not inclined to sign two superstars of the 2008 class at the same time.

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