Guard With a Knife

Although the whole world is criticizing Snoop's high shooting and low returns for destroying the team, before the All-Star weekend, the Bulls still achieved a record of 22 wins and 8 losses, ranking second in the Eastern Conference.

Since the emergence of Snoopy, the original top half teams in the Eastern Conference have been beaten to half a disability.

After the Boston Celtics won the championship in 2008, when they were ambitious and attempted to win consecutive championships in the second year, Snoop led the Knicks to sweep out the Knicks in the first round. Although many people at the time thought it was a crime of non-combat, the Knicks Win by luck. But in the 2010 playoffs, the Bulls were actually sniped in the second round by Segou. In the 2011 playoffs, although they did not meet the Bulls, they were defeated by the Heat in the Eastern Conference semifinals. At that time, Dwyane Wade said very straightforwardly: We have buried the Celtics.

That's true. Although the Celtics are unwilling to admit this, the age structure of the Big Three can no longer support their attack on the finals.

As for the Orlando Magic, their problem is not that they were defeated by Team Snoopy in the Eastern Conference finals and Eastern Conference semifinals for three consecutive years. It's that the conflict between the generals has been seriously imbalanced. As the league's number one center, Dwight Howard is known as the only man in the league who can be used to replace LeBron James or Snoop Dou. He is simply not satisfied with his role in Van Gundy. Positioning in tactics. He wants the ball, and he wants to become a superman like O'Neal who dominates his opponents on both offense and defense, not just providing high-quality screen and basket protection on the defensive end.

Since this season, the battle between generals has heated up. Many people are even worried that he will not be able to put on a Magic jersey and play in the All-Star Game in Orlando.

Because a week ago, the media exposed the social software call record between him and Kobe. He asked Kobe: Do you still have gas in the tank?

The Black Mamba's answer was: Come, I'll teach you how to win the championship.

This news spread with both nose and eyes, and it is very consistent with the current mentality of the Lakers and Kobe Bryant looking for lovers everywhere to fill the gap left by the lustful dog.

In addition, Atlanta's internal cohesion collapsed after Joe Johnson signed a 100 million yuan contract last summer. Coupled with the coaching change, it has even rushed towards the lottery zone.

This is why the Bulls are still ranked second in the Eastern Conference record and Snoop is ranked third in the regular season MVP list.

to be honest. Regarding the current situation in the East, Snoopy feels a little lackluster.

And that's why when he arrived in Orlando and was asked by a Florida reporter what he thought about the Bulls having four players selected to the All-Star Game, three of whom were starters, he responded flatly: "Actually, we should have five players. Selected for the Eastern All-Star Game!”

He said it sincerely.

But this sincerity was interpreted as arrogance.

After all, many teams don't even have an All-Star. The Bulls occupy four positions, but they want to talk about one more. Snoopy, are you too domineering?

And who doesn’t know that you have an advantage in voting? Moreover, the league also changed Joakim Noah's position to forward and Snoopy's position to defender.

Doesn't this show partiality?

Many voices are indignantly questioning.

However, looking at it, who in the East can replace the four people? As two of the Boston Big Three bid farewell sadly, the sky over Lanland lost its eagle, and the little bully in New York lay on the operating table looking up at the sky.

There are not many stars in the east!

Cameron was indeed unfairly dismissed from the starting lineup by Joakim Noah. But Snoop and Derrick Rose occupy the two Eastern Conference starters. Is there something wrong?

Snoopy's attitude was to ignore these rumors.

Originally, the NBA had always wanted him to participate in this year's slam dunk contest and have a violent aesthetic showdown with another violent dunk player, Blake Griffin. But Snoopy declined the offer.

Because since the news of that day in the New York hotel was exposed, Griffin has been criticizing Snoopy in the media, saying that he is a hypocrite who is pretentious, and that he is simply the kind of bad man who tries hard to win the favor of women.

His nagging made it easy to sense his jealousy. His love for Kenda Jenner is evident.

Snoopy actually didn't want to get involved at all, but listened too much. He had some rebellious psychology, and he did have some reactions that night, which made him feel a little strange.

And that's why when he was courtside at the All-Star Rookie Challenge and Kendall Jenner came up to say hello, he was all smiles and even gave him a hug.

Afterwards, they sat in two adjacent seats and chatted.

Jenna is a very cheerful girl. The key is that she obeys Snoopy's conversation ideas. When Little Duke talks about Linsanity, she's quick to echo. And emphasize: I admire Jamie Lin even though he rejected my sister’s date invitation. However, I think he did the right thing. A devout Christian really shouldn't have dinner with a woman like my sister. That would displease God.

The little Duke raised his eyebrows. He liked Jenna's self-awareness and humor.

In fact, the reason he's here tonight is to support Jamie Lin.

This year's rookie game is unique, led by two famous commentators from TNT, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal. Moreover, they did not divide the first and second grades, but divided them into drafts.

Jamie Lin, who set off a crazy storm, was a specially inserted player, and after being selected for the O'Neal team, he became the one to take the ball, and had a special interview channel. This is Snoop Dou, Kobe Bryant, LeBron The treatment that James, the three super-famous superstars, only have.

This shows how popular Lin Madness has been recently!

Before the game, Snoop specifically had some exchanges with Jamie Lin. He liked this sophomore who was working hard to realize his dream, even though he was two years older than himself. However, Segou is a superstar after all, and he has the intention of supporting the younger generation.

After Snoop's special "explanation", the Sharks asked "assistant coach" Stephen Cole to give Jamie Lin special tactics, and everything revolved around him as the protagonist.

However, Jamie Lin is too shy.

When the game was on, he quickly handed the ball over.

Blake Griffin smashed the rim with a clang. As a power forward, he imitated the Sharks of the year and played the role of point guard. But there is really a lack of entertainment elements. Not only the audience in Orlando cannot recall the feeling of the past.

Even Kenda Jenner, whom he tried so hard to attract, almost laughed into the arms of the pervert on the sidelines.

Everyone can see that Kendall Jenner is deliberately leaning towards the pervert during the conversation. What Snoopy said was not that funny at all, but she laughed so excitedly, so wildly, that she even inadvertently fell on the little Duke's shoulder, like a little bird clinging to someone.

Griffin is going crazy!

He finally put aside those outside pull-up jump shots. He began to go deep into the paint area, and he began to show off his violent dunks!

He finally won the applause of the whole house.

However, looking around, Kenda Jenner on the sidelines smiled even more happily, and her body had long been pressed tightly against the pervert.

She and the Hollywood actor Denzel Washington on the right are almost separated by a Milky Way.

In fact, Denzel was also helpless. As an Oscar-winning actor, he has never felt so unattractive as a man.

But he had to admit that he had to catch Snoopy and ask him for an autograph when it was over.

Because his daughter really loved the little duke.

For him, he can do without the whole world, but how can he not meet his daughter's requirements?

Just like Blake Griffin now.

He would rather the cheers of the audience turned into boos and curses than to see Kendall Jenner smiling like a flower in the arms of the little duke.

Even if you win the whole world and lose her, what's the point?

The dunk king's face was full of bitterness.

He can leap over cars and dunk, but he can't leap over Jenna's defense. He boarded the passenger ship of love with his old ticket.

After the game, he, who won the MVP of the rookie game, could only watch as Sego and Kenda Jenner left the field at the same time.

They looked so happy that Jenna even had to hold the puppy's hand.

This feeling is like Snoopy nodding casually, Jenna will take the initiative to offer eighteen martial arts.

well!

Griffin sighed as he accepted the trophy.

There was no joy in his heart.

I even wanted to cry a little bit.

He finally experienced what Kevin Durant went through. He tried his best to please her, and some people even publicly wrote on social networking sites that they wanted to drink the bath water, but they were still pursuing Snoopy.

"Hey, Griffin, be happy. You're our MVP. Come on, let's take a picture. Then I'll take you to the big scene, and listen, most of the superstars are coming, including Snoop Doo. I will lead you into another world, a super celebrity party!”

The shark was already whispering in his ears: "Orlando is my home court!!"

O'Neill was very excited.

However, this finally made Griffin feel a little more confident, and he asked: "Will Kenda Jenner go too?"

"Of course! I mean all the celebrities who show up in Orlando will be there!"

Sharks are very confident.

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