Guard With a Knife

Kevin Durant has been following the sex dog, and he looks like a princess who was abandoned by Snoopy.

"I'm not going to let you make the shot."

Durant gritted his teeth and vowed.

But this sentence has no lethality to Doug, just like a pretentious neon girl shouting: No, no.

If he hadn't kept a low profile, he really wanted to tell Mr. Durant: Sorry, please don't wear makeup, you are my cash machine.

Death defends very seriously, and you can feel his eyes shooting out fire.

But God was indeed a little cruel to him, and the more serious he was, the more help he brought to Snoopy.

Who would have thought that a pervert could be a masochist? If you give him a three-meter wide open space, he may not be able to shoot it in.

However, if you press the defense to the extreme, his shooting percentage will be very aggressive.

This is why the little Duke is very patient in killing time outside the three-point line.

With only 7 seconds left in the attack time, the little Duke finally made a move.

He suddenly took out his left foot under Kevin Durant's indiscriminate coverage. It was like the torque bursting out from a twelve-cylinder engine. The impact of the first step instantly caused Durant's center of gravity to move backward and to the right. deflection.

At this moment, Snoopy suddenly changed direction, swayed to the left, and then quickly took two steps forward, with KD chasing after him. Although the turning movement took him almost 0.5 seconds, his steps The width still makes it easy for him to keep up with the defense.

But, right now. The little Duke suddenly stopped suddenly when he was deep inside the three-point line: the previous trend of breaking bamboo stopped immediately.

KD couldn't stop at that time.

So, Snoopy waited for him for half a second, then stepped back and then shot a fadeaway jumper.

Sure enough, Kevin Durant flew up. He jumped so high that his long arms almost touched the basketball.

But it's still a little bit off.

Snoopy relies on this little bit to send the basketball to the basket.

Playing is exciting.

When the basketball flies into the sky, it draws a beautiful parabola.

The little Duke looked up at the stopwatch. There were still 7 seconds left for the Thunder... 6 seconds... 5 seconds 85... Whoa! !

The entire Energy Arena was wailing.

He actually hit a three-pointer again.

111:109!

The Bulls already lead by 2 points.

Oklahoma had less than 6 seconds left.

And, they already have no timeouts.

This means they have to serve from the backcourt and run to the frontcourt.

The tense atmosphere was accompanied by the Bulls players' shadowy defense that tightened its grip on Oklahoma State's throat.

After the wailing, the arena fell into an inexplicable silence, like a stone falling into a deep well. No one knows when it will sink to the bottom.

Everyone is uneasy.

The Duke Dog in their eyes was madly biting Kevin Durant. He followed KD closely from the moment he scored, and he also shouted: Follow Harden and Russell. Leave this guy to me.

His words seemed to spell death.

This was extremely provocative to the Thunder audience on the sidelines.

Because their emotions are projected on KD, they all hope that the God of Death can wield a sickle to cut off the soul of the perverted dog.

Of course Kevin Durant wants to do that. He wants to kick Snoopy into the grave with a buzzer beater more than anyone else.

However, he found that Snoopy was following him like a candy, and he could not get rid of him at all.

Even after running to the frontcourt and using Perkins' screen to set up a pick-and-roll, he still followed closely.

At the same time, the second brother who was not under his control finally made his choice.

Just like in the previous round, he rushed in from the top of the arc, but as soon as he got to the free throw line, he encountered a series of double-teams from Luol Deng and Taj Gibson.

He jumped up quickly and passed the basketball to Ibaka who was in the vacant position.

Ibaka caught the basketball and without any extra time, he quickly threw it up.

But…bang!

Basketball and iron.

Beep!

The electronic buzzer sounds, signaling the end of the game.

The Thunder failed to gain a chance to enter overtime.

The whole stadium sighed, losing again.

And, loser... Westbrook is ready to take the blame.

In fact, James Harden was depressed to the point of collapse there. He has been lurking in the left corner. When Harden was trapped in a double-team, he quickly raised his hands and ran to the top of the arc. As long as Westbrook passed the basketball, he believed that he could definitely hit this buzzer beater.

But... the second brother's eyesight is so bad that he can only see his teammates within two meters of him.

"Don't be unconvinced."

Snoopy smiled and patted Kevin Durant on the shoulder: "Next, you have to understand yourself and the world well. Stop being arrogant and thinking that you are the world and the future."

"I'm stronger than you think."

The little Duke left some heart-warming suggestions and left.

At this moment, TNT's commentary team is also making a formal decision: "There is no doubt that Snoopy is the MVP of this season!"

When this sentence comes from the mouth of TNT's biggest dog, Black Kenny Smith, it shows how authoritative it is.

In this battle, Snoopy defeated all the sunspots.

"My first vote would be for Snoopy anyway. There's no question about that," said Earl Johnson, one of the voting commentators.

At this time, Shark also started to say some interesting things: "It's not that KD is not good enough. It's like you can't judge that Charles Barkley is not a great star, even though he doesn't have a championship ring. It's just because Michael Jordan is too good. He’s so arrogant, he has no choice but to meet the God of Basketball!”

Barkley was not so happy when he said this, although the meaning in the shark's mouth seemed to be praise.

"So, do you think Snoopy will become the Michael Jordan of this era? Will he end Durant's championship dream? Just like Michael did to Barkley?" Kenny did not forget to sprinkle a pinch of salt.

"Oh, I didn't mean that. Snoopy is really good, but I don't think he can break out of the American Airlines Center this year. His way to defend the championship will be blocked by Miami."

"You think Miami has more hope?"

A voice came from the microphone in front. The little Duke appeared on the TNT TV screen wearing headphones. He was making a live connection on TNT.

However, as soon as he put on the headphones, he heard the shark boasting over there.

"Hey, Shaq. Can you please stop saying these depressing words while I'm winning a hard-fought victory? You're no longer a Miami Heat player, and they're not going to give you a championship ring after winning the championship. , so that you can enter the Hall of Fame with five trophies at the same time as Kobe Bryant.”

When the little Duke started to complain, Buckley was the one who laughed the most in the studio.

Shark was a little embarrassed. He muttered: "Didn't you give those two championships behind Kobe to him?"

He looked very unconvinced.

Fortunately, Earl Johnson brought the interview back to the topic in time. He asked Snoopy how he felt about winning this game.

The little Duke resumed his official tone: "This was a difficult victory. We took the lead in the countdown. This is due to all the players. We played a finals-level defense in this game! It is great to be able to play in such a collective. My pleasure."

Later, Charles Barkley asked him what it felt like to score three goals in a row against Kevin Durant in the final seconds.

Snoopy looked calm and relaxed. "Well, that was great. My hand lit up at that exact moment."

When Kenny Smith asked what he thought of the MVP race against Kevin Durant: "I didn't have a vote, if I did, I would vote for myself. Because I need a trophy to put in another display case in my living room." Here, they will look symmetrical!"

The little Duke said with a smile.

Although his words were humorous, it was also obvious that he was determined to win this trophy.

Frankly speaking, if Kevin Durant hadn't said he wanted to win the regular season MVP trophy and kept chasing him to bite him. Snoopy won't say this. He is a very peaceful person, but when you piss him off, he will immediately show the attitude of a devourer: Why should I give you the trophy?

Then, Earl Johnson asked another very important question.

"While you were out, Derrick led the team to a winning streak. Now that Derrick is out, the Bulls are winning again. Do you think this means that your two functions overlap in some ways? Is this going to create a talent gap?" waste."

The little Duke hesitated for about five seconds, and then said: "I know what you want to express. But what I want to say is that Derek and I are the strongest together. There is no need for us to separate and fight independently. I mean, we’ve had a consensus on this since I joined Chicago.”

"And we've both signed five-year contract extensions."

Snoopy's answer was crystal clear.

…

At the same time that Snoop was telling the media unmistakably, a conflict was breaking out at the French Palace in Beverly Hills.

Ms. Lin Baozhen got into an argument with Tolisman without any warning.

What happened was that the final buzzer sounded and the Bulls won. Chicago players then ran toward Snoopy and tackled him. Then, Tolisman began to mutter: "This No. 9 player's hands have always been irregular..."

His words ignited the dynamite keg.

Ms. Lin Baozhen stood up: "So, what are you trying to express? Do you want to come out? Do you want to put on rainbow clothes and take to the streets to express your claim for equal rights? I've had enough of you."

Ms. Lin Baozhen's sudden outburst caught everyone by surprise.

Then, Tolisman also stood up and said rationally, this is just my suspicion. Doubtful, see? Haven't you seen the latest magazine statistics? At least one in nine NBA stars are gay. Imagine being in those locker rooms….

"You're just being picky and arrogant. I've had enough of a sluggish man like you. You clearly have reservations about Snoopy, but you don't dare to express your opinions clearly. You are like a timid three-year-old kid who wants to eat candy but hides behind the door and mumbles."

"It's my misfortune to marry you..."

With that said, Ms. Lin Baozhen walked away.

Troisman kept his grace, he said a graceful farewell to the Du Kefeng couple, and then chased out.

The room suddenly became more awkward.

No one expected that a perfect victory would be followed by a falling out between the father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Du Kefeng sat there dumbfounded.

Ms. Lan Fei was also confused. This sudden quarrel caught her by surprise. But Daphne became extremely embarrassed. With limited mobility, she couldn't chase him out to persuade him. She couldn't even walk to the wheelchair by herself.

Fortunately, the good Chinese mother-in-law came quickly to calm her down.

It took her a while to calm down, and then she said: "This is a historical issue. In fact, I don't think my father has that big a problem with Doug. My uncle is actually gay, and my mother has always been worried about it. My father also has this gene, and my father kept talking about it tonight, which triggered her sensitive nerves. "

Forehead…….

Lan Fei suddenly realized.

Du Kefeng subconsciously covered his mouth. He suddenly remembered the strange expression and eyes of Tolisman when he praised his father-in-law as "very big" when they first met.

He couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Although Du Kefeng is a very avant-garde Chinese father, he did not dare to accept the fact that he suddenly had two more biological mothers.

What the hell is going on!

Why is it so chaotic here in the United States?

…

But no matter how chaotic it is, Kevin Durant is not as upset.

He was sitting at the post-game press conference, facing the Oklahoma City reporters, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

The reporters didn’t know what to ask.

Although this defeat did not affect their regular season ranking, it was Snoopy's team that lost. Before the game, all the media were saying that this was an MVP battle. If we lose now, doesn't it mean that the MVP is on the sidelines?

After thinking about it, the reporters finally asked Durant a question: "What do you think of Russell's performance tonight?"

Forehead…….

KD was stunned.

How to answer this question?

He thought for a moment and said, "He did very well."

This is obviously perfunctory.

After all, everyone knows that Master Wei's two reckless breakthroughs at the last moment were one of the direct reasons for the Thunder's failure.

"If there are no further questions, let's get it over with."

KD stood up and walked out.

Halfway through, he turned back and said: "If we meet again this season, I will definitely beat Snoopy. I have found his flaws."

His words finally restored some of the frustrated reporters in Oklahoma City. They quickly jotted down various headlines in their heads.

The God of Death has spoken, see you in the finals!

Snoopy is nothing more than that, Durant has found his fatal weakness.

KD regained his glory and couldn't win the regular season MVP but the finals MVP! !

All of them are full of pride.

It was as if the Thunder slaughtered the Bulls with a big score.

…

On the plane flying back to Chicago from Oklahoma, the NBA announced that Snoop was elected as the Eastern Conference Player of the Week last week.

This is his second consecutive Eastern Conference Player of the Week award and his fourth Player of the Week award this season.

If nothing unexpected happens, the best player in April will also fall into his pocket.

All this indicates that Snoopy will become another superstar after Stephen Nash to win the MVP for two consecutive seasons.

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