Guard With a Knife

Even though Snoop isn't in the City of Angels, he's still the absolute star of Los Angeles in recent days.

First of all, on April 27, Kobe Bryant’s father did not forget to use Snoopy as an example when he accused Kobe Bryant in front of the media: “…He was not even nice to me. He was not even nice to Snoopy. There is absolutely nothing I can do about it. Like Snoopy driving his Lamborghini, you know what I mean? I'm his dad!"

Bryant Sr. appeared angry in front of the media.

Then, Vanessa made a solemn statement on April 28: "We absolutely have to fulfill our support obligations. But some people are too demanding. We will never agree to their new home purchase plan. This It has seriously increased the family’s financial burden. Also, Snoop will never auction Kobe’s jerseys, clothing, medals, All-Star rings, championship rings and other items.”

"Although their relationship is truly extraordinary."

Vanessa said sourly at the end.

It sounds like it's not just Black Mamba's father who is jealous of the close relationship between the two, but his wife is also complaining.

However, Lakers fans' pursuit of Snoopy has obviously diminished recently. After all, Snoopy has already completed a five-year contract extension with the Bulls, and the Bulls have no reason to trade him! We can only wait until the summer of 2016.

This incident, which was originally just a household matter at Kobe Bryant's house, quickly spread to Professor Tonisman's laboratory. The distraught scientist faced repeated questioning from the media and said angrily: "If you If you continue to interfere with my life like this, I will call the police.”

"Also, I can tell you frankly that I do not support any boy with same-sex tendencies to marry my daughter. This will harm the entire family. Do you understand?"

His words were considered to be interference from Kobe.

How could anyone really think Snoopy was gay?

What sudden twist happened in this scientist's mind?

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On April 29, before the start of the playoffs, Dugg received a call from Lao Du.

Having stayed in the United States for nearly two weeks, he said helplessly: "My advice to you is to get on the bus first and then buy the ticket. Your prospective father-in-law has a mental problem. He is actually worried that you are gay. It makes Daphne's belly bigger. Get up!"

Lao Du's understatement. It's as easy as planting seeds and blowing up balloons.

This made Doug on the other end of the phone look depressed. Where is this? !

"Anyway, that's what it is. You should handle it well. I believe in your ability. Also, it's okay to have sex before marriage. After all, the rules here in the United States are wild. Let's do as the Romans do, whether it's the kitchen or the sofa... …as long as you are happy."

"But after you get married, you have to tighten your skin a little bit. Don't be that kind of playboy who only cares about women."

Before hanging up the phone, Lao Du rarely educated his son with sincere words.

It sounds like he still has a vivid memory of what happened on Lunar New Year's Eve in 2010, otherwise why would he be talking about the kitchen...

The puppy's face was red.

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7:30 p.m. The highly anticipated first-round Eastern Conference matchup between the Bulls and the Sixers has officially begun.

This game attracted a packed house of fans at the United Center, and everyone walked into the stadium with a 'teach Evan Turner a lesson' mood. Although Turner was once Mr. Basketball in Illinois, but now he dares to provoke and thinks he can stop the revival of the Bulls dynasty, then he must be destroyed!

This is why all the fans chanted ‘Turner, sucks! 's reason.

Compared with the agitation of the fans, the Bulls players seemed much calmer, especially head coach Tom Thibodeau. He even wore a brand new customized suit. He looked calm and composed after just winning the best coach.

He felt that he should be a bit like a famous coach, but he could no longer sit on the sidelines and watch the game like a rookie.

So, he sat on the bench, quite a bit Phil Jackson's magnanimity.

For this game, the Bulls' starting lineup is: Snoop Dou, Richard Hamilton, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah.

Derrick Rose had just recovered from injury. Under Timberlake's advice, it was best to gradually increase his playing time, so he was placed on the bench.

However, in the list of the best team just announced, his name was included in the best second team. In fact, if he hadn't missed the last ten games, he would have likely entered the All-NBA First Team with Snoopy.

In addition, Joakim Noah was selected to the All-NBA third team and was also selected to the All-Defensive second team.

Snoopy, who averaged a triple-double per game, was also selected into the All-NBA team without any suspense, but what was a bit unpleasant was that he was selected as a forward.

This makes Kevin Durant and his supporters quite unhappy. It is indeed no problem for Snoopy to be selected into the All-Defensive Team as a forward. After all, this season he has not only continued to protect the basket at a high level, but also increased his defensive capabilities on the wings. He is well-deserved to be selected for the All-Defensive Team.

But why did he enter the best team as a forward?

He spends most of his offensive time in the guard position! !

This is clearly taking care of Kobe Bryant! ! !

Durant was unhappy. He clearly posted his doubts on social networks: Are you kidding me? The scoring champion couldn't be selected to the best team?

His voice quickly spread to the basketball circle, and the basketball circle did think this selection was inappropriate. Durant has improved in all aspects this season. Although he can't compare to Snoopy, he can still surpass Kobe.

Suddenly, there was an uproar and the storm of denouncing the unfairness of the alliance was quite intense.

Snoopy remained silent about this. Even if many fans say that Kobe is bundled with Snoopy to sell and get the best lineup through the back door... this is too venomous. God knows how Kobe Bryant will torture his own basket after seeing these comments.

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The 76ers were defeated within five minutes of the opening game! !

This thing is so cruel.

Even Iverson, who was sitting on the sidelines, didn't expect it. As a famous Philadelphia star, it was symbolic for him to come over. He hopes to watch his little brother play a game that is honorable even if he loses, because these boys are really good. They work together and are friendly.

But the playoffs are a different world.

The 76ers in the regular season are such a team: if you only look at the statistics, you will feel that they are balanced and perfect; watching the scenes, especially the first three quarters, is dazzling and orderly, which makes people sigh, "How can a team like this not win? ". Then you take a look at the rankings and you will find that the Pacers and Knicks have firmly left them behind.

Indeed, the 76ers' defense is extremely good, and their shotgun counterattacks are brilliant, and the bench scores a lot of points. However, they have a lot of Pippen, but they don't have a reliable terminator.

Iguodala was replaced by Luol Deng as soon as the game started.

When Holiday faced his college alumnus, all he could do was say hello and hug him for a while before he felt the surging power from the Duke.

After all, while with the Bruins. Holiday followed Collison, and he didn't have much of a relationship with Snoopy.

As for Evan Turner, he got some opportunities though. But without exception, everything was missed. He is simply not used to high-intensity collisions.

And Carlos Boozer also fulfilled his promise. He did clean up the old captain. Mr. Elton Brand was moved to tears by his mid-range shot. When he posts up, All-Defensive Second Team center Joakim Noah will hit him in the paint, making him uncomfortable.

"If the 76ers remain humble before the game, maybe they can return to Philadelphia with some dignity. But now, I don't think they will be better off by the New York Knicks, the Bulls' first-round opponent last season." TNT commentator Kenny Smith Stretching in the commentary box, he had to admit: "This series is over, even if we are just entering the first commercial timeout of the series."

He seemed bored.

In fact, sitting next to him, Charles Barkley was also yawning profusely.

"The Bulls are the ultimate version of the 76ers. It's so stupid for them to try to win this series." Shark shrugged: "The only suspense now is to see if the stingy Bulls owner wants to sell more home tickets."

The VIP box where Reinsdorf was sitting above the stands shook violently.

He had really thought about this.

However, with Snoopy's proud personality, he will definitely not allow the team to lose on purpose. In his basketball logic, dealing with the opponent as quickly as possible is not only respect for the opponent, but also responsibility for his own players. He is afraid that extra games will lead to injuries.

When it comes to injuries, Reinsdorf has actually had very in-depth discussions with Timberlake and the medical team.

Their opinions are very consistent: of the two core players, Derrick Rose is the more fragile, and Snoop is a super iron man. The same pull-up layup stepped on the instep of his opponent, and Rose was very likely to sprain his ankle or even end his career. In Snoopy's case, the more likely possibility is that the defender screamed and fell to the ground.

This brings Reinsdorf closer to each team.

He has made up his mind to trade Derrick Rose, because Rose will enter the maximum salary series next season, which will make the salary burden of the entire team heavier and heavier.

Now, he has three trade targets locked in.

The first one is the New York Knicks. The Knicks have a trade exception and they also have Stoudemire. And they're willing to do whatever it takes to swallow up Carlos Boozer's contract. If Stoudemire can be replaced by Carlos Boozer, the Bulls' lineup will undoubtedly be stronger. If by chance, they get Carmelo Anthony, it will be... even more powerful, and it is possible to sweep the league for eight consecutive championships.

The second target is the Golden State Warriors. The Golden State Warriors also have trade exceptions, and Reinsdorf is interested in their two outside players: Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson. He feels that if these two players are traded over. Not only will Snoopy be happy, but the entire team's offense will crush the entire league!

The third target is the Lakers. Reinsdorf hopes to trade Ross Garbuzel for Pau Gasol, draft picks and expiring contract.

Among these three targets, Reinsdorf’s favorite is the Golden State Warriors. Then the New York Knicks, then the Lakers.

Although Reinsdorf is a bit stingy, he is still willing to invest in order to strengthen the team.

The reason why he is now obsessed with trading Derrick Rose: On the one hand, Rose's team made this request to him. On the other hand, the compatibility between Rose and Snoop is really not good. In the games that Snoop was absent, Rose led the team to 5 wins and 1 loss. In Rose's absence, the Bulls have won 11 consecutive games.

Based on this situation, he is of course willing to keep a stronger and more attractive Snoopy.

This is the most basic way of doing business.

However, Snoopy is not a commercial person.

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