Guard With a Knife

The excitement of the Eastern Conference Finals far exceeds that of the Western Conference Finals.

As the two biggest traffic superstars in the league today, the collision between the Little Duke and the Chosen One always easily captures the attention of all sports media.

Although Kevin Durant has always wanted to squeeze into this camp, in fact he is still far away.

Maybe it's temperament.

After all, neither Snoop nor LeBron expressed on social media that they wanted to have sex with a certain female star, or emphasized that they were lifelong fans of a certain singer... This is too down-to-earth.

May 29th.

The eyes of basketball fans all over the world are focused on the United Center in Chicago, where the Heat and Bulls will meet in the Eastern Conference Finals for the second consecutive year.

Under the operation of major media, Chicago and Miami have formed a new rivalry model.

Moreover, almost all commentators believe that this will become the new normal of the Eastern Conference in the future, and the pattern of two superpowers and multiple strong players will have a long-term impact on the situation in the Eastern Conference.

"When Dwyane Wade remains humble before the game, you know how hot the next game will be!"

Shaquille O'Neal said this during the pre-game commentary session. He had been teammates with Wade, and he knew Dwyane's temperament. If the Flash shows off his teeth before the game, he will most likely only be at about 80% of his strength when he gets to the field. And if he is silent, then after he comes on the court, this guy will definitely give 200% of his energy. Then after winning the race, he jumped onto the technical stage and roared: This is my horse!

Charles Barkley clearly doesn't want to talk about The Flash.

His eyes focused on the sidelines, and he saw Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Stephen Kerr. In his words, these famous Bulls did not have anything good to say: "They are just here to take advantage of the heat."

On the contrary, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson, who were sitting on the other side, received endless praise from him.

"Look at these two duchess, don't you think they are getting more and more beautiful? Their skin is in such good condition that they look like 18-year-old girls. This seriously violates the fact that white women's appearance quickly deteriorates as they age. , is there such a benefit in having a scandal with Snoopy?”

"Actually, all the duchess are becoming more beautiful. Taylor Swift even wore a low-cut dress when she attended the awards ceremony last week. God! I guarantee she is at least a C-cup now..."

"By the way, there is also the famous model, Karlie Kloss, who is most favored by Dior. Poor KK can't even go on the catwalk now. She is becoming less and less like a female model, so I can probably understand why she Went to college to study counting machine programming.”

Charles Barkley was talking nonsense before the game even started.

Talking about his recent new research "On the appearance changes of the Little Duke's scandal targets and the blossoming combination of Chinese and American culture", frankly speaking, this kind of nonsense is still very popular with TV viewers, which is probably why TNT's ratings continue to rise. reason.

After all, this skin care expert has tapped into a large female audience.

Moreover, what is interesting is that under his nonsense, more and more white women want to spread scandals with the little Duke. After all, who doesn’t want to stay beautiful and youthful forever?

After all, this is a therapeutic effect visible to the naked eye!

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Scarlett had no idea Charles Barkley was talking about it, but she is now receiving adulation from her peers. Her companion was marveling at her breakable skin and searching for the perfect word.

"Okay...it's like an egg that has just peeled off its shell and membrane, white and tender! Perfect!"

Finally, she found this cheesy yet sincere sentence.

But this caused a contemptuous smile to appear on Anne's lips, who was two seats away. She deliberately lifted up her short hair, and then made a very ostentatious gesture of raising her head and shaking her shoulders.

This made her face appear more perfectly.

At that time, she heard Kanye West exclaiming next to her.

However, she didn't want to talk to this guy West.

West has been recognized by the industry as having no vision. He actually made Kim Kardashian pregnant and... also paid compensation for her divorce from Humphries.

are-you-kidding-me?

Everyone thought this was too ridiculous.

But no matter what, respect the wishes of the parties involved.

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LeBron James clearly doesn't respect his teammates' wishes. After he sprinkled magnesium powder on the technical stage, he walked over and interrupted Chris Bosh and Joakim Noah's handshake.

His face was full of sternness and he looked extremely competitive: "He is our enemy now, and it is not yet time to shake hands and make peace!"

He uses this attitude to create tension in the game.

However, Joakim Noah said I-dont-give-a-fuk!

He turned and walked toward the center of the court, ready for the jump ball.

The nationally broadcast TNT quickly showed the starting lineups of both sides on the screen: Derrick Rose, Snoop Dou, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, and Joakim Noah represented the Bulls.

Mario Chalmers, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Haslem, and Chris Bosh serve as the Heat's starting five!

"The Heat's starting lineup focuses on the output of offensive firepower, while the Bulls focus more on defense." Kenny Smith said in the commentary box: "But why not put Derrick Rose on the bench? I think from the perspective of compatibility, Hamilton Apparently more suitable for Snoopy!”

Before the playoffs began, Kenny Smith had been emphasizing that Chicago should split its two perimeter cores.

As a point guard, he has always opposed the practice of dual point guards. He never believes that putting the best players on the court will bring out the greatest power!

This actually coincides with Tom Thibodeau.

Before the start of the Eastern Conference semifinals, he revealed the idea of ​​asking Derrick Rose to play the sixth man in the team's tactical meeting.

This was met with almost 80 percent approval.

But Snoopy was adamantly opposed.

He knows this is a better option for the team, but at such a sensitive moment, making such a decision will only make the trouble-provoking media even more crazy.

Beep!

The whistle sounded.

Joakim Noah jumped up and beat Chris Bosh to quickly snap the basketball into his own half.

But when the basketball fell to Derrick Rose, the Flash suddenly attacked.

Wearing the black away jersey, he stalked like a ghost and was extremely fast.

However, when he was about to shoot the basketball.

Snoopy suddenly moved quickly, poof!

His body shape was just right in front of Wade. At that time, Dwyane seemed to have hit a thick low wall, and his forward momentum collapsed instantly. And could only watch as the puppy firmly controlled the basketball and pushed forward.

He shook his head and followed quickly.

Then, block in front of Snoopy outside the three-point line in the backcourt.

His expression was extremely serious.

Recently, due to the unlimited praise from Iguodala and others, many media have begun to call Snoop the best shooting guard in the Eastern Conference.

This incident made the Flash quite unhappy.

He was not even convinced by the Black Mamba. How could he admit that the puppy who was good at throwing magic balls was better than him?

"Come on, Snoopy! We haven't fought for a whole year, let me see your progress."

The Flash said extremely seriously, he was eager to fight.

For the Heat, although they double beat the Bulls in this shortened season. But since the puppy did not appear in the two games, it has to be said to be a huge regret.

OK!

The little Duke smiled and nodded.

Immediately, he suddenly stepped forward with his left foot, and his figure galloped away like a warrior drawing a sword.

This violent impact made Wade subconsciously take a half step back.

At the moment, he turned all his alerts to the highest level.

This ball has clearly demonstrated the progress of the young Duke this year: he did not have such good overall coordination last season.

No wonder he scores so many fairy balls.

Wade quickly rushed to the right, following closely behind the transformed puppy.

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