Guard With a Knife

When the puppy walks up.

Charles Barkley was having a loud argument with guest commentator Tracy McGrady in the studio.

Tracy McGrady clearly didn't give Snoop enough respect when talking about the Eastern Conference Finals. He claimed: "I don't think he can be called a superstar now, let alone that he is one position ahead of Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant controlled the game tonight, and Snoo Than be the murderer who drags down the bull..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

Charles Barkley, a die-hard Duke fan on the side, stared at the boss. He didn't even speak in a joking tone, but said bluntly: "What qualifications do you have to criticize Snoopy? Do you have a championship?" ? Do you have a finals MVP? Do you have a regular season MVP? "

"Just because you won the scoring title, you can condescendingly judge superstars? Isn't this ridiculous?"

"Furthermore, do you think that one game alone can determine the outcome? Have you forgotten how LBJ was beaten by Snoopy in the Eastern Conference finals last season? Have you forgotten how Snoopy used it in the last game in Chicago? Did two three-pointers penetrate James' confidence?"

"Be real, Tracy."

"With all due respect, you're not at a level where you can judge Snoopy yet."

Charles Barkley's words were fired like a machine gun. He didn't care if he broke his skin and hurt Maddie's self-esteem in person. All he knew was that Tracy was shamelessly humiliating Snoopy.

This is absolutely intolerable.

What's more, before Tracy McGrady retired, Charles Barkley didn't like him very much. He thought Tracy McGrady was a complete consumer of talent. He obviously had rare physical fitness, touch and even vision, but He did nothing good and spent his entire career lying on the honor book of the former scoring champion. Oh...and another 35 seconds and 13 minutes.

"I..." Tracy was speechless. Although he was very angry by Barkley's contemptuous words, he could not respond directly with foul language due to human kindness. After all, this was a national live broadcast.

The most important thing is that he really seems to have no reason to refute.

Moreover, the director had already reminded him in the headset to be calm and not to get angry.

He suppressed his anger and took two deep breaths.

At this time, Kenny Smith made a joke to try to cover up the awkward atmosphere: "Hey, Charles. You don't seem to have a championship ring. Look at Shacklebolt. Shacklebolt didn't say anything!"

Shark is also a smart man. He quickly said: "So, what are you two losers arguing about? You are like two Italian chefs commenting on whether Chinese dumplings are authentic or not. Only I am qualified to say who is better. "

"But I won't say it. Hahahaha!"

The shark's despicable laughter filled the entire screen.

That was the last sound Snoopy heard in the living room.

When he came upstairs, Emma Stone told him: "There was already a fight, and everyone vented their anger. The whole afternoon was a crazy fight. Among them, Scarlett vs. Hathaway was the craziest. , Taylor Swift's asymmetrical triangle battle with Selena and Klaus ranked second. In addition, Jennifer Lawrence also had a fight with Miley Cyrus..."

Emma Stone tells Snoopy all about it.

He even described it as like a vicious fight between the two parties in parliament, but in the end... the bill was passed.

bill?

The young Duke frowned.

Emma Stone said, please declare it passed.

So, he was invited to the third floor.

…

While the young Duke went to study the bill, TNT's Charles Barkley and Tracy McGrady quarreled again.

But this time it wasn't that intense.

After all, Kenny Smith and Shaquille O'Neal have laid the groundwork before.

The quarrel between the two of them was because in the fourth game of the Western Conference Finals, after Kevin Durant hit three consecutive three-pointers in the fourth quarter and entered garbage time, Tracy McGrady began to mutter: "It seems that this year's total The finals are about the battle for the best small forward, and Kevin Durant looks ready to go up against LeBron James..."

He just finished saying this.

Charles Barkley on the side said: "Hey, Tracy, do we want to take a gamble? If the Eastern Conference is not the Miami Heat in the end, what are you willing to pay for it?"

"I'd pay a hundred thousand dollars for a bull's failure, or kiss a she-donkey. What about you?"

Buckley said sharply.

This made Tracy McGrady, who had been very unhappy before, reply at the time: "If you must do this, I have no reason not to agree to your request."

"So, are you ready to kiss a female donkey? And $100,000... I hope you're not broke yet!" Buckley muttered.

"This is not something you should worry about. You should call your idol right now and ask him to train all night for you. Even this can't change the outcome!"

Tracy McGrady tit for tat.

Barkley really doesn't like Tracy McGrady's temper.

He took out his cell phone on the spot: "Okay, listen. I'll let you see how Snoopy responded to this matter."

He dialed the phone in front of a national audience.

And turned on hands-free.

Beep beep beep beep!

The phone rang seven or eight times and finally got through.

But once the call was connected, Buckley was startled by the sound coming from the other side.

"He doesn't have time!!"

A very familiar female voice came, and there were some other noisy sounds. It was probably a few women playing badminton or beach volleyball.

Beep!

The phone was hung up.

Buckley listened to the busy signal with a very embarrassed expression.

Tracy McGrady already shrugged his shoulders: "Did you see that? Charles. Your idol may be playing volleyball with a certain duchess in Miami Beach. It seems that he is already entertaining for the upcoming offseason. get ready."

Barkley wiped the sweat from his forehead and said forcefully: "No one stipulates that you can't play beach volleyball the night before the game. I will prepare it for you in advance, so you can quickly check what's in your account." Not $100,000. I don’t want to see news about your temporary sale of luxury cars or private jets on some auction website.”

"snort."

Tracy McGrady did not respond to Barkley at all, but said: "Do you want to hear me call LeBron and see what he is doing?"

With that said, he had already dialed the phone.

Soon the breathless voice of LeBron James came: "Hey, bro, what's the matter? I'm doing running training."

"It's nothing, LeBron. I just want to tell you...I support you to win the Eastern Conference Finals and the Finals! Come on!!"

Tracy McGrady said with a smile.

But what's interesting is that the knight's voice is also heard on the other end of the phone.

Apparently, LeBron is watching TNT too.

Maybe he was watching the live broadcast while running, who knows?

Anyway, this is the impression it brings to the audience now.

"Look, while LeBron James is still training overnight for tomorrow night's game, Snoop is busy playing beach volleyball with girls on the beach in Miami. This is the gap between these two superstars."

"I think the results will be clear tomorrow night. Charles!"

"If you withdraw your bet now, I don't need your $100,000. After all, I have always been a multi-millionaire."

Tracy McGrady raised her eyebrows and said arrogantly.

Buckley, on the other hand, had a stiff expression.

Although he was also pricked by what he said.

But he always said firmly: "Fuck you. Snoopy will definitely win!"

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