Guard With a Knife

Frankly speaking, LeBron James didn't play badly tonight.

However, he met Snoopy.

As Snoopy hit a three-pointer on the spot, Jimmy Butler intercepted the connection between James and Wade with a diving dive, and slapped the basketball to the little Duke. Snoopy rushed towards the ball with the ball. In the frontcourt, when the army was in chaos, he passed the ball to Korver in the bottom corner. Korver raised his knife and made another three-pointer.

The point difference widened to 16 points, heading towards 20 points.

And this is just the Bulls' rotation.

"Miami's lineup depth is far worse than that of the Bulls..." Mr. McGrady said sourly in the commentary box.

His entire chest felt empty now, as if his heart had forgotten to beat.

The gambling game the night before yesterday was a huge torture for him tonight. As the game gradually came to an end, it had turned into a constant ulcer of inflammation. Charles around him became more and more enthusiastic about talking to Smith. He would raise the price every time. Pitch: Hey Kenny! What do you think of this ball? Kenny! Do you like the way Snoopy assists? Kenny...Kenny! !

This would make him couldn't help but think of the female donkey that the show crew pulled from nowhere. Anyway, as long as Buckley hangs the name 'Kenny' around his neck... God, this sounds like it. It's like a joke from the last century. In fact, when Barkley kissed that donkey's ass, he was still playing for the Magic in Orlando and preparing to win his career's first scoring title.

Unexpectedly, time went round and round, and now it was my turn to kiss the donkey, and it was because of a Chinese.

Mr. McGrady shook his head helplessly.

At the same time, after a long ideological struggle, when almost half of the fans at the American Airlines Center had left, the stubborn Spoelstra finally chose to replace the main players.

There are only 2 and a half minutes left before the end of the game.

The Heat are already 23 points behind. If they continue to play, they will only make the score more ugly and will not have any positive effect.

LeBron's performance tonight was beyond reproach, even though a smug Barkley teased him in the dugout that he was just pretending to work hard. But the data of 36 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, 2 steals and 1 block on 15 of 25 shots can be said to be impeccable.

Actually. Dwyane Wade also had 23 points and 6 assists, plus Chris Bosh's 18 points and 12 rebounds.

The Big Three all played very well.

However, when the opponent's core point guard got 26 assists in a single game, nine players on the team reached double figures. No matter how good your performance is, it will only increase the enjoyment of the game. At most, the result will be added with the prefix of 'despite defeat, it is glorious'.

As both sides substituted their main players, the significance of this game extended from the court to the bench.

The audience who stayed in front of the TV was more concerned about what kind of vitriolic words Charles Barkley would use to irritate McGrady.

That includes, of course, Kobe Bryant.

And Barkley did not disappoint the audience in front of the TV.

When the Bulls' Jimmy Butler threw the basketball out of the court with a three-point shot, Barkley suddenly asked: "Hey, Tracy, do you think the arc of this shot is very much like a volleyball going out of bounds?"

Forehead…….

"Tracy, do you think the Heat can create a miracle at the United Center in the next game?"

Forehead…….

"Tracy. Did you see the mascot on the sidelines? He looks a bit like the cow named Kenny."

Forehead…….

Under this questioning that was almost torture, Mr. McGrady became a Buddha.

He is very autistic.

Even when Kenny handed him water, he didn't respond.

His confused eyes clearly wrote the three major problems that plague mankind: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

This was in sharp contrast to his high spirits before the game.

After waiting for seconds that seemed like years, the electronic buzzer finally sounded to end the game, and McGrady finally breathed a sigh of relief. The nightmarish public execution was finally over.

He was even sadder and more frustrated than the Heat players.

At least... Dwyane Wade and LeBron James both walked over to shake hands with Snoop after the game. Wade even said in Snoop's ear: You deserve this victory. But I will definitely win it back in the next game.

Everyone is very sportsmanlike.

Tracy didn't care so much. He took off his headphones and left the seat the second the game ended.

He told the director: Sorry, I may need to take a break.

The director understood him.

After all, Charles is always so unkind when it comes to Snoopy. Look at Tracy, his lips have turned white from blood loss. God knows how many times he secretly bit them during this game.

While Snoop was giving Dwyane Wade a courtesy hug, TNT interviewed Joakim Noah, who had perfect hedging numbers of 15 points and 15 rebounds tonight. But he started talking about volleyball: "This game tells us the simplest truth. Running before the game is far inferior to playing volleyball before the game!!!"

"I can't comment on Snoopy, he's a god and I'm just human. Do you understand?"

"Besides him, have you ever seen a basketball player who was playing beach volleyball with a group of duchess the night before, and the next day he immediately killed everyone and scored 20 points, 26 assists, 9 rebounds, 2 steals and 2 blocks in a single game? I’ve never seen it before!”

"How do you evaluate Tracy McGrady??? The biggest gap between him and Kobe Bryant is not the five championship rings, nor the Finals MVP or the regular Sasha MVP. But: vision, when Snoopy doesn't know how to When shooting, Kobe carefully cultivated him and tried every means to recruit him to Los Angeles. But Tracy still thought that Snoop would lose when he had become the best player in the league. Put on sunglasses, add black to black!”

Joakim Noah's explanation made the Black Mamba in front of the TV very happy. He liked this feeling of overriding Tracy McGrady. During the period from 2002 to 2004, the league almost recognized Tracy as better than Bryant. But then, he had the last laugh. Now, one is in the sky and the other is on the ground. The historical ranking is almost two galaxies apart. Kobe can almost lock in a top ten goalkeeper position. Tracy? What he should strive for is the top 100 goalkeepers.

After Joakim Noah was interviewed, the sideline reporter found the most shining protagonist tonight. He had just finished communicating with Anne Hathaway. Hathaway was about to rush to Los Angeles. As the female lead of the movie, Batman His wife, Catwoman, will attend Batman promotional events.

In fact, Snoopy had also made an agreement with her that he would definitely go to her with Scarlett and Ameppa at the movie premiere. (As for why these two people are, readers know better than Snoopy.)

"I know many people were not optimistic about us before the game because we were helpless in the third game and were easily defeated by the Heat."

"To be honest, in the past three days in Miami, I almost thought we had been eliminated. Do you understand? All the TV stations in Florida are telling the world that the Bulls are going to die soon. They are not as great as the Heat in every aspect. LeBron James will lead his team to the top with ease.”

"There is a staff member named Douglas in this arena who is deeply affected by this. He even told us yesterday that there is no need to train, even if you have made an appointment in advance and paid money. His reason is that you are going to lose anyway. Hey, why don’t you go to the hotel to have a good rest and face failure calmly.”

"Actually this afternoon, before the game started. He was still saying, Hey, Snoopy, did you feel comfortable playing beach volleyball last night? Did Miami make you want to leave, but don't worry, you at least still have this season. A chance to go back to Miami... look, he's even orchestrated the Bulls' elimination, and I think there's more than one person who thinks that."

"But, I want to tell him. Dear Mr. Douglas, we will not come back. And part of the reason why we are so desperate to win the game tonight is because of your arrogance and the fact that the entire city has higher expectations." top."

"Finally, what I want to say is that I'm really good at volleyball."

"But last night, I had other things to do."

The little Duke made his final decision in front of the camera.

He not only responded to the so-called volleyball incident, but also vented his desire to win: Yes, he wants to solve the Heat in the next game.

Before this game, 90% of the commentators would have thought he was crazy, and the remaining 9% would have thought he was bragging. Only Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley would think: Snoopy is awesome! Everything Snoopy says is right!

But now, not just Miller and Barkley, but everyone else will feel that this is something that has a high probability of happening.

Because, tonight, it was the Miami Heat who were beaten until they were unable to fight back.

Snoopy was in complete control of the game.

Some radical basketball experts even began to announce on social networking sites: Congratulations to Snoopy for winning the 2011-2012 Finals MVP in advance!

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