Guard With a Knife

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The question now being discussed by entertainment gossip fans is, what exactly happened that night?

Some people think of very far-fetched things, such as the plot in Woodpecker among a group of people.

But more people thought that night must have been a party of intrigue, competition for charm, and possibly even a fight.

When these discussions flew like snowflakes, they formed violent snowdrifts on the Internet and TV stations.

Frankly speaking, the puppy was a little breathless and anxious.

This is in line with the psychology of every naughty kid who gets into trouble. He starts to worry about receiving calls from China or Los Angeles. What made him even more unpredictable was the stance of Daphne and his father.

He was worried about the old-fashioned physicist's thinking mode. He seemed to have fallen into a devil's trap and thought wholeheartedly that he was a gay and it was impossible to give her daughter blessing and happiness.

Before the first game of the finals, the puppy finally saw the news about the physicist on TV. The physicist who was chased into the campus by reporters looked depressed: "I am also waiting for your investigation report, understand. I have been paying attention to these news for the past two days, and it even makes me unable to calm down and study. I hope you can provide definite evidence of Snoopy's affair with these duchess, instead of these vague conjectures, which is too boring. It’s even less interesting than Goldbach’s conjecture.”

Anyway, the little Duke is very depressed.

The physicist obviously wanted to prove his true identity before marrying his daughter.

This sounds ridiculous. If he hadn't stayed in the United States for so many years, his outlook on life would have been ruined.

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Oklahoma City is approaching fiercely, and the three young masters of the Thunder have expressed their fanatical pursuit of the championship before arriving in Chicago. Westbrook even said in front of the media: "I will no longer care about the friendship between classmates. I have told Snoopy a long time ago that he should not fight for what I want!"

This sentence has an inexplicable sense of time and space confusion.

If it were before the 2008 draft, he would have no problem saying this.

In fact, he still had the qualifications to say this before the All-Star Game in his first season.

But now, times have changed and things have changed. If Master Wei says something like this again, it will undoubtedly be a bit deliberately funny.

What's interesting is that Tracy McGrady finally reappeared in the TNT studio after disappearing for three days.

The reason is simple. TNT signed a new program contract with him. In the next two years, he will host a new basketball analysis program on the TNT channel. This sounds great. It is very rare for professional players to get a job as a commentator or other host on a TV station after retirement.

Therefore, he happily fulfilled his bet. He handed Charles Barkley an envelope in front of a worldwide audience. Then, with everyone's encouragement, he reluctantly kissed a donkey named Kenny.

Interestingly, Kenny liked Tracy very much. When Tracy leaned over and stood up after a quick kiss, Kenny stretched out his donkey tongue and licked Tracy's crotch in public.

This scene caused the studio to lose control instantly.

Whether it was Charles Barkley, or Shaquille O'Neal, or Kenny Smith, almost every one of them fell out of their chairs, pounded the floor and laughed loudly.

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter. No one was not amused by this scene.

This is a very amazing and efficient program.

Although it's a bit like driving a car, fortunately, people only click on it and don't think deeply about it. After all, who would believe that a female donkey would be interested in Tracy? Just like...who would believe Tracy McGrady's conclusive analysis of what Snoopy and the eight duchess were doing that night.

This is all against the rules!

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The game between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Chicago Bulls officially started at 7:30 Eastern Time.

From the beginning of the game, both sides showed strong passion.

As soon as the game started, Derrick Rose, who had returned from injury, took Snoopy's pass and rushed into the paint to complete a dunk that announced the return of the king.

The goal won a full house.

Then, Kevin Durant responded with a soaring three-pointer from beyond the arc.

Next, Snoopy went deep into the paint, easily provoked Perkins' defense, and completed the offense with a backhand layup.

Westbrook used a zombie jumper to complete 2 points.

Luol Deng received a pass from Snoop and scored a backhand layup.

Kevin Durant made a floater.

At the beginning of the game, both sides were evenly matched. But what's interesting is that the Bulls tend to score in the paint, while the Thunder rely more on outside jumpers.

When the game reached the ninth minute, the Bulls replaced Carlos Boozer and Derrick Rose, and replaced Taj Gibson and Jimmy Butler after entering hand-to-hand combat mode. The Thunder's offense was immediately contained to a certain extent. Although Kevin Durant still has high-intensity damage, the point difference continued to widen as time went by.

At the end of the first quarter, the Bulls led by 5 points, 32:27.

Less than 1 minute after the start of the second quarter.

Perkins fell to the ground during an ordinary scramble for a rebound and was carried off the court on a stretcher a minute later.

Slow-motion replay showed that he not only sprained his ankle when he landed, but also likely injured his knee due to his huge body.

That's why Thunder doctors had to use a stretcher.

With Perkins leaving injured.

The balance of victory and defeat in the finals was completely tilted towards the Chicago Bulls.

"Chicago has its own advantage in the paint. With Perkins, the Thunder's defensive powerhouse, leaving injured, the Bulls' advantage has become even more obvious. Although Kevin Durant and Westbrook's offensive firepower is very fierce, they all deserve it. It’s a superstar.”

"But the Bulls have never been afraid of superstars. Look at how James and Wade were surrendered."

Kenny Smith is now considered a qualified Duke fan.

However, even the indignant Tracy McGrady was unable to refute his argument. He has already learned a profound lesson in Miami, and he also knows that now Barkley is waiting for him to express his different opinions and then take another gamble with himself.

McGrady wouldn't be fooled.

He didn't rely on this aspect at all. The thing he kept muttering about was the affair of the Duke and Duchess of Miami. He has always advocated that Snoop is a person without professional ethics and a playboy. He has harmed Hollywood and destroyed the goddess dream of North American men... He is the shame and public enemy of all men.

God knows why Tracy embarked on the path of no return as a men’s rights fighter.

Maybe Kenny the ass licked his crotch.

The second half of the live broadcast almost turned into a personal discussion session with Duke Snoopy. Charles and Kenny think Snoopy is extremely pure and a good player who is dedicated to his job. Shaq and Tracy thought Snoop was an asshole, a demon wandering around Hollywood every day.

Both sides argued fiercely, and no one could convince the other.

And the audience was still listening with rapt attention. Even though the game had turned into a one-sided massacre, the ratings didn't drop much. If you exclude Oklahoma, it's even higher.

Kevin Durant works very hard and Westbrook fights very hard.

But when they're all firing on all cylinders, the Thunder are separated. They did not form an effective unit. Westbrook always tried to attack inside, while Kevin Durant wanted to throw a few more while his hands were hot.

Both of them are finishers who turn the ball invisible in their hands.

The opponent they faced was the Chicago Bulls, who had the most unified offensive firepower in the league and the most even distribution.

So, what suspense can there be about the game?

Carlos Boozer has been actively preparing for his post-game speech on the bench since the third quarter. He is thinking about what kind of sentence can perfectly set off the greatness of the little Duke, and at the same time belittle his opponent as penniless. ?

"Why doesn't David Stern just award the championship trophy and mvp trophy to Snoopy?"

Even Vanessa, who was sitting in front of the TV, saw the situation clearly and asked Kobe Bryant.

The Black Mamba raised his eyebrows and said: "Why do I feel that Snoop wants to give up the Finals MVP to Derrick Rose? He creates offensive opportunities for Rose every chance he gets. Tonight Rose has already dunked 5 baskets." . And the personal score will soon reach 30 points.”

Vanessa raised her eyebrows and suddenly had an idea: "I finally understand why you are so diligent in recruiting Snoopy."

Um?

Black Mamba frowned.

Then he realized the profound meaning of Vanessa's words.

He immediately turned around and pressed Vanessa on the sofa: "Are you mocking me?"

The Mexican girl Vanessa obviously enjoyed this rough treatment. She struggled and shouted: "Yes, you just want to win more MVPs, you just want Snoopy to help you complete your dream of surpassing O'Neal... You are just A man who knows how to rely on others..."

She yelled and twisted, and her curly black hair kept slapping Black Mamba's cheeks and neck.

It really has a unique style.

The Black Mamba likes this tone of defiance, even though he once paid a private settlement of $5 million for it.

But...this is my legal wife.

Bryant no longer wanted to care about Snoopy on TV. He even wanted to come up with a classic line: You scream! You scream! Even if you scream and break your throat, no one will come to save you... Well, he is very familiar with it.

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When the final whistle sounded, the score of 128:101 was cruel and realistic in front of the Thunder.

This is a fact they must accept.

They were taught a lesson.

"Kevin Durant is right, the playoffs are indeed not the regular season, and the finals are not ordinary playoffs." Carlos Boozer finally drafted his speech when facing reporters, and he spoke eloquently Talk: "Now, I think he should understand how huge the gap is between the Thunder and the Bulls. He should also understand why even though he scored 33 points, he still couldn't catch up with Duke Snoop, who only scored 11 points."

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