Guild Wars



The fifth floor! 

"In the beginning was one word, and that word was with Eva, and that word was Draco!" Draco preached solemnly before a crowd of 5 bloodthirsty tigers with an offensive Basic Law. 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fourth Level (Easy Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:1 

Enemies Killed: 5/5 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. 

45,000 Divine Essence. 

70 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

"Brother tigers, you have to calm down. I am- FUCK, MY LEG!" Draco screamed as a tiger bit him immediately. 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fifth Level (Moderate Mode ) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:1 

Enemies Killed: 10/10 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. 

90,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

70 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

When Draco appeared, his eyes were red with hatred. DIEE!!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fifth Level (Hard Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 15/15 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. 

135,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

70 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Another floor, another massacre. Nothing new. 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fifth Level (Hell Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 20/20 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. 

180,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

70 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Meow? (Why does this human scare me so much? He looks evil.) 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fifth Level Nightmare Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 25/25 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. 

225,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

70 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"Suffer!" 

BOOM! 

"Scream!" 

BANG! 

"Beg for death!" 

KRAKOOM!! 

"Beg for mercy!!" 

THWOOM! 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Fifth Level (Impossible Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:3 

Enemies Killed: 30/30 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

9,000 Divine Trial Score. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

270,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

70 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Draco came out and his red eyes receded. He then breathed out and began laughing, casually brushing his hair. 

"Almost lost my cool there! Thank God I am patient and hard to anger!" 

The sixth floor! 

"Look, I don't care if you guys are hobgoblins with the Basic Law of Barbaric Brutality, I am Young Master Draco of the- HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY MONOLOGUE?!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level (Easy Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 6/6 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. 

60,000 Divine Essence. 

75 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

"Don't fucking look at me like that, I am not a woman and you can't rape me- HEY, STAY BACK!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level (Moderate Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 12/12 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. 

120,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

75 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

Gobo gobo (Hey, prank 'em john) 

Gobororbo gobo (Haha, you already know.) 

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! 

"Yo! YOO! YOOOOO!!!!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level Hard Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:3 

Enemies Killed: 18/18 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. 

180,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

75 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"Death to all hobgoblins!" 

Gobo robo! (How racist!) 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level (Hell Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 24/24 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. 

240,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

75 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

WHOMP! 

"Hmph, take this: Welcome, to Super Draco's BIG BANG ATTACK!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level (Nightmare Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:4 

Enemies Killed: 30/30 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. 

300,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

75 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"EVERYONE! PLEASE SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH ME!" 

Gobo Dobo (What a retard, why should we?) 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Sixth Level (Impossible Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:5 

Enemies Killed: 36/36 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

10,000 Divine Trial Score. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

360,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

75 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Draco returned to the lobby with obvious fatigue on his face. Winning every battle in one move was tiring as hell! 

Seventh floor! 

Wow... so this time it was a bunch of Gnolls with the Law of Mass Frenzy? Oh well, let's get this party over. 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level (Easy Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:1 

Enemies Killed: 7/7 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. 

77,000 Divine Essence. 

80 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

Bark Bark! (Brothers, pull his dick and twist it!) 

"No, don't come over!!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level (Moderate Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:2 

Enemies Killed: 14/14 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. 

154,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

80 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

Barkkk!" (No, you killed my brother!) 

RUMBLE! RUMBLE! 

"No way, this guy is becoming the one of legend, the Legendary Super Gnoll?" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level Hard Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:3 

Enemies Killed: 21/21 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. 

231,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

80 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Draco opened the floor with a mind blast, then comboed with Sinister Shot, then finished up with Destruction Beam. 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level Hell Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:4 

Enemies Killed: 28/28 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. 

308,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

80 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"ALMIGHTY PUSH!!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level (Nightmare Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:9 

Enemies Killed: 35/35 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. 

385,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

80 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"UNIVERSAL PULL!" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Seventh Level (Impossible Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:10 

Enemies Killed: 42/42 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

11,000 Divine Trial Score. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

462,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

80 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Haha, numbers go brr. 

Eighth floor! 

Draco pointed a finger forward with shock. "It can't be, there are actually 8 Golems?" 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level (Easy Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:3 

Enemies Killed: 8/8 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. 

96,000 Divine Essence. 

85 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

"So, like, do you guys reproduce asexually, or through like, normal sex? Wait, I think I have a concubine who is half golem and her vagina was tight as hell." 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level Moderate Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:5 

Enemies Killed: 16/16 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. 

192,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

85 Divine Trial Tokens.｣ 

"So like, you guys just won't speak? I know you have minds and souls cause I can sense them. Too cool to talk to old Draco?' 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level Hard Mode 

Time elapsed: 0:0:4 

Enemies Killed: 24/24 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. 

288,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

85 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"You guys know that this is discrimination, right? Even if I am slaughtering you like dogs, that doesn't mean you can ignore me." 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level (Hell Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:6 

Enemies Killed: 32/32 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. 

384,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

85 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"Like, this has to be some sort of racism or speciesm right? This is what I was talking about on my blog, about how the patriarchy… blah blah." 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level (Nightmare Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:05 

Enemies Killed: 40/40 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. 

480,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

85 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

"Hmph, its fine if you don't respond, I'll just take this up on my twitter account and-…" 

RUMBLE! RUMBLE! ("GOD, DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!") 

｢Congratulations on completing: Divine Trial Eighth Level (Impossible Mode) 

Time elapsed: 0:0:05 

Enemies Killed: 48/48 

Assessment: EX+ 

Reward: 

12,000 Divine Trial Score. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

576,000 Divine Essence. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.) 

85 Divine Trial Tokens. (Note: This is the base amount. The extra reward from the level provisions will be added later.)｣ 

Now, only two more floors till this overused montage would end. Why waste time reminiscing about the past and what could be when the future belonged to him, Draco? 

Next! 

"Above the heavens and beneath the earth, only I reign Supreme!" 

"Huh? What the hell do you mean its copyrighted? And what the hell is a Darius Supreme??"