Guoyun: I Am An Auxiliary Profession, And I Can Kill Gods!

Many bigwigs, while toasting Leos, flattered:

"Whether in the past or in the future, you need your country to maintain order.

In the future, we hope that your country will support you a lot.

I'll finish this glass of wine! You can do whatever you want!"

"Hehe, definitely, definitely!"

The smile on Leos' face was even bigger, he loved to hear the words.

Then, another person said: "Thank you, Beautiful Country, for selling water... No, provide us with water!

It is your high-quality fresh water resources that save tens of millions of people from dying in our country every year.

Such a great kindness, we will never forget it!"

After all, drink it up.

"Should, should.

Leos laughed and drank it all in one gulp.

Many bosses took turns toasting Leos, which made Leos feel a little bit elated.

Well, this feeling is so cool!

Pretty Country is still extremely powerful and unique!

No one can provoke, let alone question!

Not even the Dragon Kingdom!

But what Leos didn't know was that the crisis in the beautiful country had completely broken out!

At this time, a phone call came.

Leos frowned slightly, looked at the number, smiled, and showed the people around him:

"Long Guolai's, is this going to send us blessings?"

"Haha, I think so!"

A big man smiled.

"It's also possible that they admit to being cowardly and want to bow their heads!"

"I think they plan to send a batch of biling fruit to congratulate the beautiful country on the state banquet!"

"Hahaha, it would be great if this is the case!"

Leos was overjoyed, and he ate the bilingual fruit.

Very tasty and very effective!

Years of persistent illnesses were all cured in one day, and I was really refreshed.

It's just too few!

Pretty Country took out the EUV lithography machine technology worth 100 billion, and ten EUV lithography machines worth 10 billion, and barely changed from Longguo to Lai 70 Bilinguo!

An average biling fruit is more than 1.5 billion!

What a scam!

You know, in the Dragon Country, 700 million people will get Bilingual Fruit for free this year, without spending a penny.

Next year, there will be 700 million Dragon Country people who will be able to get Bi Lingguo again for free!

But they have to spend more than 1.5 billion to buy one!

It's just cheating people to pay no taxes!

But for the sake of his health and the health of many high-level and chaebol bosses, even if they are cheated, they have to buy it!

Really frustrated!

Frustrated to the extreme!

Every time he thinks about it, Leos gets depressed.

If Long Guo is really willing to send some biling fruit as a gift, that would be great.

Do not need more, dozens of pieces will do!

So, Leos happily pressed the answer button, full of anticipation.

Unexpectedly, a majestic voice came from inside:

"Stupid! You have monsters in Lake Michigan!

Immediately stop the state banquet, evacuate the crowd as soon as possible, and retreat in an orderly manner!"

Hearing this, Leos was startled first, then sneered:

"I thought you guys were giving me a congratulatory gift, but it turned out that Lai was telling me a joke! Hehe.

It's just that it's not funny to make such a joke at this time!"

On the other side of the phone, I was a little anxious, and emphasized again:

"This is not a joke, nor is it a drill!

Retreat as soon as possible, otherwise you can't afford the consequences! Even if it's you, Leos!"

Hearing this, Leos was completely angry:

"I can't afford it? Come on, I'm the head of the beautiful country, who do you look down on?"

With that said, Leos hung up the phone directly, and muttered:

"Are you sick? You even said that there are monsters in Lake Michigan, and told us to stop the state banquet and retreat immediately!

He also threatened that if he did not retreat, I would not be able to bear the consequences!

Hehehe.

Enough is enough!"

"Haha, it's really interesting for them to tell such a joke, don't they want to use this to create a new beautiful country?"

"It's possible. The intention is sinister enough. How do you say that?"

"Sour grapes!"

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

Leos nodded: "They just think that our beautiful country, Lake Michigan, has too much fresh water resources, too much seafood, and it's too high-profile to entertain the heads of state and hold a state banquet! So they made such a moth, fooling us to forcefully terminate it!"

"That's right, that's it. And they made up rumors that there are monsters in Lake Michigan, and directly smeared Lake Michigan. They can even create panic in the beautiful country and confuse the public!"

"Hey! Long Guo is such a villain, so shameless!"

"That's right, we don't have to worry about that."

"That's right, what to do, what to do!"

"Dish! Drink! Drink!"

Leos threw the phone aside, ignoring it.

Continue to exchange cups with heads of state, chatting and laughing happily.

As for Long Guo's kind reminder, he didn't take it seriously at all, and even thought that Long Guo had sinister intentions, deliberately spreading rumors out of jealousy...

Regarding this, Longguo was also very speechless, and could only be too lazy to answer.

We kindly reminded you to avoid the great terror, but in the end you were treated as villains!

That's enough.

That being the case, please continue to carnival, we quietly appreciate.

Anyway, the tragedy is your beautiful country, not our dragon country!

On the stage, the Bangzi National Men's Group was still singing and dancing.

The atmosphere became more and more high, and the audience exploded.

But when it came to the most exciting part, the lead singer was out of tune!

Not only the melody is gone, even the lyrics are messed up.

Looking directly into the distance, tremblingly said: "Ah! Ah!......"

Now, the audience was shocked.

No one would have thought that an experienced lead singer would make such a low-level mistake.

Just kidding.

The lead dancer next to him even reminded him quickly: "Xu Junji, what are you doing? Forgot the words?"

"No, look!"

Xu Junji pointed to the distant shore.

"Where is what?"

The main dancer looked bewildered, couldn't help but follow the prestige, and immediately turned pale.

The originally smooth movements froze instantly.

With a plop, he knelt down!

That scene was so frightening!

The audience at the scene were all confused, what do these mean?

Show accident?

The lead singer forgot the words and turned into ah ah ah!

The main dancer lost her rhythm and knelt on the spot!

What do you mean?

The hottest combination in Bangzi Country has never made such a childish and low-level mistake!

Even Leos in the audience frowned slightly angrily:

"What do you mean? Aren't they the best celestial group in your Bangzi country? How could such an accident happen?"

The representative of Bangzi Kingdom, Li Minhe, changed his expression sharply, and said hastily:

"Ahem, this... this... this... this is actually a kind of dance! Yes, dance, it's called phoenix kneeling!"

"Phoenix kneeling? Dance?"

Leos frowned slightly, you take me for a fool?

The corner of Li Minhe's mouth twitched, so he could only bite the bullet and say:

"It's a high-end dance. It flies up and kneels on the ground with a bang! It's a very technically difficult dance."

"Oh, that sounds interesting."

Leos nodded and said with a smile: "Lai, can you perform a show for everyone?"

Li Minhe: ".........

"Leave one!"

"Lay one!"

Others spoke one after another.

Li Minhe's face was ashen, and he said awkwardly: "This is too difficult, I really can't do it, sorry, I really can't!"

Leos' complexion turned cold, this guy really took me for an idiot.

Just about to attack.

Unexpectedly, another situation occurred on the stage.

Singing and dancing are all messed up.

Some screamed, some trembled, and some knelt down!

All of them looked at the shore with a hellish expression.

"What's going on?" Leos Meng circled: "You Bangzi Guotian troupe are all bewitched? A collective performance of dancing gods?"

Li Minhe: "..."

What a god of dancing!

Those bloody bastards, I don't know what happened.

It just caused such a big trouble, all of them will be banned after returning to China, and they will be hidden in the snow!

This group, the good times are over!

In Bangzi Country, banning a Tiantuan is a piece of cake.

However, at this moment, there was commotion among the crowd on the shore behind.

"Ah! Warcraft!"

"Piranha!"

"What a big piranha!"

"Don't eat me! Don't eat me! We are poor people, the meat is not good!"

"Yes! If you want to eat you, go eat those people in front! They are all big bosses, and their meat is delicious!"

In an instant, the scene was in chaos.

The people behind were all exclaiming, screaming, and running wildly.

Stampede accidents continue to happen, and the situation is in chaos.

The mouth is shouting World of Warcraft!

Piranhas!

The people in front didn't know why and couldn't help but look back.

I saw a group of weird big fish jumping up suddenly, biting people, and then jumping back into the lake.

In an instant, the people in front were also terrified and their scalps were numb.

No wonder the Bangzi Guotian group on the stage was scared to pee.

They stood tall and looked far, and had seen this scene long ago.

They're all a bunch of fresh meat, aren't they?

Immediately, the scene was in chaos.

No one cared about the state banquet anymore, and ran away decisively and quickly.

If someone stumbles, run on the stumbled person!

What couples, lovers...

At this moment, no one is at peace.

Everyone has only one thought, run!

run!

If you don't want to die, run away!

At the forefront, Leios and other big bosses were collectively dumbfounded.

"what happened?"

Leos couldn't help but said.

This is, a group of subordinates rushed to serve the dishes, and said solemnly:

"Boss, I'm in big trouble. There are monster piranhas in Lake Michigan, eating people! They have already eaten a lot of people, and there are no bones left!"

"what!"

Leos was completely dumbfounded, his face turned pale with shock: "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true! Look, the last group of people near the lake are gone!" the subordinate said anxiously.

"Damn it!" Leos was shocked and angry:

"Long Guo called Lai just now, saying that there are monsters in Lake Michigan. I didn't take it seriously, but it turned out that Lai really did!

But don't worry, immediately mobilize the garrison soldiers and kill the monsters!"

Leos waved his hand in high spirits.

"Boss, you can't kill them. There are too many monsters! Let's cover you and make an emergency retreat by helicopter, and we will mobilize the army later to deal with it!" the subordinate said anxiously.

". "Yes, yes, retreat first, retreat! Go!"

In an instant, under the cover of many security forces, Leos went straight to the helicopter in the distance, preparing to retreat.

But the other bosses in the rear are all dumbfounded, what should we do?

Can only block the way.

Seeing this, Leios also understood the seriousness, and said: "Arrange people and protect them to retreat!"

"yes!"

Soon, everyone is running!

It's just that those in power and superiors have military protection and retreat by helicopter.

And those ordinary people can only run around and rush to the parking lot.

Even the stars are in a mess, and they can only

While running, while shouting.

Especially those celebrities who can't take care of themselves without their assistants, are completely shocked.

I can't even tell the east, west, south, north, and even where the car is.

The assistant ran away immediately.

Only the big star was left standing there, scurrying around like a headless chicken.

When disaster strikes, only you can save yourself!

But unfortunately, many big-name stars have lost the ability to take care of themselves.

And the Tiantuan Xiaoxianrou from Bangzi Kingdom even stopped on the stage, kneeling and screaming.

I don't even know how to run!

Some people are calling bodyguards, soldiers...

But unfortunately, the bodyguards have already followed!

Soldiers are also covering the retreat of bigwigs from all over the world, how can they have time to pay attention to stars like them?

The situation is chaotic.

But the Moyuan piranhas started a bloody feast, eating and drinking.

They can stay on land for a short time and jump forward.

Then it bites one person and jumps back into the sea.

When you are full, jump ashore and continue hunting.....

A group of Demon Abyss piranhas are all like this, hunting wantonly.

The picture was horrible.

The casualties were even more immeasurable.

Those who run fast cannot escape unharmed.

Those who run slowly can only wait to die on the spot.

As for the soldiers in charge of security, they did not resist!

There is no way, there are too many piranhas in the Demon Abyss, they are elusive and unpredictable.

Their strength is limited and they cannot resist.

All gave up resistance, followed the instructions, divided into small teams, and covered the digging of the big guys.

By the way, evacuate yourself!

As for ordinary people... they don't care about it at all, and don't want to care about it.

Tonight's beautiful state banquet will be broadcast live globally.

This scene was also broadcast live.

Immediately, the whole world was shocked, and countries were in an uproar.

No one thought that a good state banquet would develop to this point.

What's more, Warcraft actually exists in Lake Michigan!

Dragon Kingdom No. 1 live broadcast room.

"According to the latest news, our host has successfully evacuated, and now we are using drones to remotely broadcast live footage!"

Bing Bing explained: "Early before, we Longguo discovered the phenomenon of monster piranhas eating people in Lake Michigan, so we immediately notified Qingos.

This point has been seen by many people who watched the live broadcast.

But unfortunately, Mr. Leos didn't believe it, and said that we had deliberately misunderstood, so he hung up the phone in an extremely rude manner.

There is nothing we can do, we can only hope that the beautiful country will hold on and tide over the difficulties. "

Immediately the barrage exploded:

"Damn it! The original Lailong Kingdom has already notified the result that the beautiful boudoir is involved!"

"Leos, are you out of your mind? If you take it seriously and evacuate five minutes earlier, so many people won't die!"

"It doesn't take five minutes, three minutes is enough to avoid the great terror!"

"Oh! Is this a natural disaster? Or is it a man-made disaster?"

"Man-made disaster!"

"Why!"

"Because these monster piranhas are the hero of your beautiful country, Morrison, who embodies the welfare of your beautiful country!"

Pretty country netizens were all silent: ".....?"

Then rage:

"Morrison, I hate you fairy!"

"Damn Morrison!"

"Other players died, sending a great terror to the home country.

Morris, you are still alive, so you sent a great terror to the beautiful country!

You are awesome! Fuck!"

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