Guoyun: King Of My Soul, Teammate Bai Boss
【014】The Country Of Cherry Blossoms That Has Been Laughed At By Various Countries【Seeking Data And S
With the appearance of the sound, the whole Blue Star exploded!
[I am! Who is this! It turned out that the resources were preempted by others! 】
[Mother Xipi! It was obviously the oasis that our Great Xia Kingdom saw first, how could this B be the first to see it! 】
[No way, we encountered blood-sucking locusts, which wasted a lot of time! 】
[By the way, what is a bachelor tree! 】
【I'm coming! Here comes the introduction! I just went to check the information: Bachelor tree: Due to the hot desert climate, drought and lack of rain, the evaporation is very large. Under such harsh natural conditions, in order to adapt to the environment, after a long period of evolution, the leaves of the bachelor tree that originally had leaves became smaller and smaller and gradually disappeared. Without leaves, the bachelor tree can reduce the evaporation of water in the body and avoid being killed. Danger of dying from drought, function: windbreak and sand fixation! 】
[Good guy! I am not so envious anymore! 】
[Hehehe, the bachelor tree is okay, give away 23 bachelor trees, I laughed so hard! Hahaha! 】
[Hee hee hee, is there a desert in the country of the little devil? Hahaha! 】
In the live broadcast.
Dai Xiaomei just saw the news and almost cried out in shock.
After calming down, Miss Dai looked at Master Bei and asked, "Master Bei, what is a desert tree? Is this tree of great value?"
As a survival expert in the wild, Mr. Bei is indeed well-informed. After thinking for a while, he quickly said: "The stems of desert trees can secrete a large amount of white milk. This white milk can be used to produce biodiesel. It is low-pollution and renewable. Efficient and environmentally friendly energy plants."
"However, the milk of this tree contains toxins and cannot be eaten!" Master Bei added.
"Okay! Thank you, Mr. Pei, for your enthusiastic supplement!" Dai Xiaomei nodded, she was no longer shocked at this time, this kind of thing sounds, it is not as powerful as Oasis!
"We will temporarily switch the screen to the Sakura Country to see how the cherry blossom player Kotaro Wakashima obtained this resource!"
The voice fell.
The director of the program group quickly cut the scene.
Came to the live broadcast room of Sakura.
next moment.
Dai Xiaomei's eyes widened, and she couldn't hold back a burst of laughter.
"Ahem....I'm sorry...all kinds of audiences, this...puh~~ hahahaha I really can't help it!"
I saw on the screen....
A man with a huge sausage mouth appeared in front of everyone, with two pouty sausage mouths, it looked as funny as possible.
And beside the sausage mouth man, there is a tree that is green but without leaves!
At this time, the man was covering his mouth and crying in the tree.
It can be seen that it is going to be uncomfortable for a while!
This look is too funny.
It's no wonder that Dai Xiaomei couldn't help laughing.
With the words of the man chattering, how ridiculous is this look!
【Hahaha! I got a big boss! Is this to laugh at me to inherit my ant words? 】
[Puff puff puff, what are you talking about! Dude, can you talk when you straighten your tongue? 】
[Hehehe, just looking at this, you can tell that this buddy has gnawed on a tree, it makes me laugh so hard! 】
[The little devil is looking for death, this thing is poisonous! I'm going to laugh so badly! 】
[Tsk tsk tsk! snort! It's just a tree! What's the big deal! Sooner or later, the contestants from our beautiful country will surpass it! 】
【snort! Our face-lifted contestants are not bad either, just wait! 】
[Hahahaha, I'm sorry everyone, our Great Xia player Lu Yun has found the oasis! 】
【...real or fake? 】
[Hey, believe it or not, get ready to listen to the announcement later! 】
[I still want to see how this guy's mouth is swollen! Hahaha! Is there a playback function? 】
[Yes, you can look for it. 】
Every forbidden area has a playback function, especially after encountering a big event, the big event playback function is automatically opened!
Many curious viewers clicked into the live broadcast room of Sakura Kingdom.
for a while.
The live broadcast room of Sakura was full of contestants from many countries such as Plastic Surgery Country, Sun Country, Beauty Country, Mickey Country, and Bear Country.
These players all saw such a funny picture.
Ready to come in and check out the replay screen!
In a short period of time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room of Sakura Kingdom reached more than 2 billion in a short period of time.
You must know that the total number of people in Sakura Country is less than 100 million!
Accompanied by the joy of seeing and hearing of many barrages, hippie smiling faces.
The people who passed by the cherry blossoms rolled their eyes. Did they know that these people were just here for a joke!
Although it is said that the player has obtained the resource single tree, but to be honest, what can 23 single trees do?
This thing is dispensable!
On the contrary, it made so many people see a wave of jokes.
For a while, everyone in Sakura Country even hated the players from their own country!
Under the instruction of the director, Dai Xiaomei also came to the live broadcast room of Sakura Country.
Reverse the screen.
soon...
Kotaro Wakashima, a player from Sakura Country, appeared on the screen.
I saw that the Sakura Country player was carrying an empty package, and a few empty bottles were thrown behind him.
Obviously, the Sakura country player had already drank a lot of water just now.
Seeing this, the outdoor survival expert Bei Ye couldn't help shaking his head and said: "This contestant obviously has no experience in outdoor survival. In the outdoors, many resources are useful. Take these bottles as an example. The bottles are all lost. What will you do when you encounter a river in the future!"
"This decision is fatal and ignorant!"
When Mr. Bei opened his mouth, many guests also nodded. This is indeed obvious.
soon!
Everyone saw it under the scorching sun.
The contestants from Sakura Country are so parched that they can't move their legs or walk!
"Damn it!"
Kotaro Wakashima was very dissatisfied and said, "How come this ghostly place has been walking for so long, and there is no shop? Not even a river?"
After drinking a few bottles of water, Kotaro Wakashima cursed.
Many viewers wiped off their cold sweat one after another!
What kind of giant baby is this!
Even asking for a store in the forbidden desert, still with a curse!
Could this be a super otaku from Sakura Country? Don't know anything about it!
Not to mention, it really made everyone guess right!
Kotaro Wakashima is a rich second generation in Sakura Country, always wearing servant clothes to stretch out his hands to eat and open his mouth.
Being selected into the forbidden area was purely an accident.
After finally hearing the voice, Kotaro Wakashima rummaged around the house for a lot of food.
Randomly sent over.
That's why I have the habit of throwing away the bottle directly after drinking water.
Because he never used the bottle to catch water again!
After a while of cursing.
He finally saw a green tree.
"What is this?" Kotaro Wakashima stretched out his hand and folded it, and found a milky white liquid flowing from the broken branch.
Seeing the milky white liquid, Kotaro Wakashima screamed excitedly.
"Milk! There is milk!"
Speaking of that, Kotaro Wakashima directly opened his mouth to swallow the branches of the bachelor tree.
Then the screen turned and went straight back to the present time.
Seeing the replay, there was a moment of silence in the room of two billion people.
After a long time, someone finally swallowed and sent a barrage.
[This... is this fucking kidding me? Isn't this a brain-dead? 】
[Oh! I've been laughed to death! milk! Ha ha ha ha! God damn milk! 】
[It turns out that cows grow on trees! Hurrah! 】
【Is this the legendary blessing for fools? 】
【I vomited....】
[I am! How could there be a mentally handicapped person in the Sakura Kingdom, and he was so lucky! 】
[Brother, you can't say that, it's just a bachelor tree, it's nothing! 】
[This is true! Hahahaha forget it! 】
[Hahahaha, originally I was very interested in Sakura Country, but now it seems that the victory will ultimately belong to our beautiful country! 】
【snort! The military power of the beautiful country is very strong, and the hint does not mean that it is very strong in it! 】
[Hey, hey, it's our bear country's business to look down on the beautiful country, what are you talking about, a poisonous flower country! 】
【Hee hee hee, let's see my Sun Country in the end! Let's go! 】
[Hahaha, I didn't expect that the first person to find resources would be such an idiot~~, fortunately, it's not from our plastic surgery country. 】
[Hiss....I thought the whole world belonged to the country of plastic surgery! 】
....
After watching the replay, it is not that Sakura Country has not received blessings from all over the world, and was shocked.
Instead, such a giant baby player was ridiculed crazily and digested.
For a while, many viewers in Sakura Country wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
It is undeniable that this wave of operations by their players not only did not bring any glory.
Instead, he fully exposed himself as a mentally retarded idiot.
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