Halberd’s Gourmet Factory

“Hey, Master Ye, didn’t you do this?”

Seeing Tian Suohui running to the kitchen, Cao Xingzhi was a little surprised.

“It’s not… But it’s also delicious…”

Ye Chen saw the disappointed eyes of the four people, obviously they didn’t come out by themselves, they didn’t quite believe it.

“If I’m not satisfied, I’ll make another one myself… No money! ”

“Really?”

Hearing Ye Chen say this, several people’s eyes immediately lit up.

“Really, the child sister-in-law is not deceived!”

Ye Chen smiled, but Xiao Yi on the side grunted, thinking that Ye Chen had just tricked himself, and he would have to retaliate for anything he said in a while.

“Even if it is delicious, I can’t say it’s delicious!”

Xiao Yi thought hatefully, Ye Chen could obviously guess this little nizi’s thoughts.

But…… Obviously, after eating the ramen made by Tashoe, she will definitely change her opinion.

“Yourself, too, try to let them take the helm… After all, this person is very tired to do…”

Ye Chen was happy to do this.

Because of the addition of tauna ramen, Ye Chen had already placed an order for mackerel at the central food agency in the morning.

It has been delivered by air just this morning, so now the ingredients are abundant.

Whoosh —

Tian Suoe pushed the salmon crane hanging there with great difficulty, and this scene was quite shocking.

“This… Is this the legendary salmon? ”

Xiao Yi looked at the giant catfish hanging there with some surprise, covering his mouth in disbelief: “This is also too big, right?” Why is it different from what I heard? ”

“Of course it’s different!”

Ye Chen clasped his hands around his chest and said, “Salmon are divided into male and female, and male catfish are only one-sixth the size of female catfish… This fish is found in all oceans of the world, and it can be found almost everywhere in the world… But males are quite rare! ”

Cao Xingzhi, who was a glutton, heard Ye Chen talking about catfish, and hurriedly interjected: “Xiao Yi, what you heard must be male… This male catfish is actually quite tragic, it has been weak and small since birth, and it has no ability to find food… What’s more tragic is that it doesn’t grow either, so hunger will stay with it for the rest of its life! ”

“The salmon we eat are basically females, and the males you only see in pictures!”

“Huh? So cruel? ”

Xiao Yi covered his mouth, a little incredulous.

“Cruelty? More cruelty is yet to come… Male catfish have no eyes, only through the ‘dog nose’, to smell the hormones on the companion, find each other, so male catfish are in groups, and finding this smell is its only goal in the second half of his life… And what about the female salmon? ”

“But it is fierce, fully armed, from teeth to body, everything is a sharp weapon… Look at this! ”

Cao Xingzhi pointed to the head of the female salmon hanging there: “There is a lantern on it, so it is also called a lanternfish… You see this guy’s teeth, extremely sharp, the female catfish can swallow food twice its size, its stomach is very large, and it has a fight with snakes! ”

Everyone was attracted by Cao Xingzhi’s explanation.

Unexpectedly, this salmon still has such common sense.

“So when the female catfish touches the male, it thinks it’s a call of fate… So, the male catfish will bite the female fiercely, and just like that, they magically fall in love…”

“Ah, so perverted… Bite? ”

Xiao Yi couldn’t help but shout, and the corners of Ye Chen’s mouth couldn’t help twitching.

Sister paper, pay attention to the image ah hey.

Under the public, a bite said so loudly, I didn’t know and thought… What are you going to do?!

Maybe I also feel that my bite is too loud, and I understand that there seems to be some ambiguity… The old driver’s face was slightly red, but he did not dare to make any more sounds.

Cao Xingzhi coughed: “Well, bite, what about the male bite?” The mouth will melt magically…”

“Ahhh… And such a thing? ”

Everyone listened dumbfounded, this fish … So evil.

“Yes, it’s so evil, the organs of the male catfish will also melt directly into the female body… Eventually, its entire body will also enter the female salmon’s body, leaving only a pair of gonads outside, and then the female catfish will use them to fertilize its eggs…”

When the story was over, everyone around was stunned… Then he looked at the female catfish next to him, and only felt that this fish was a little oozing!

Eating people does not spit out bones, this is the fish.

It’s drier than sucking adults… This desire is so strong.

This is what men think, what about women?!

“Wow, this is really a beautiful love story…”

Xiao Yi sighed there, and several people on the side were a little petrified… This can all think of love stories?!

What shit logic is this!

Ye Chen felt that he had to pierce the beautiful fantasy of this sister paper.

“Ahem… Xiao Yi…”

Ye Chen suddenly walked in front of Xiao Yi and said with a slight smile: “In general, in the end, the male catfish will become the little ‘Tintin’ of the female catfish, for other animals, male animals can only have a pair of unique Tintin, but a female catfish can absorb many male cattle fish!” ”

“So, do you still think it’s a love story?”

Oh my God, how much Tintin she wants… Just how many … This is simply promiscuity, no… Is it a bus, and many people are crowding on it?!

Of course, Ye Chen did not say this.

Xiao Yi’s face turned red, this boss… Necrotic!

“You… Rogue! ”

Xiao Yi looked at Ye Chen with a red face, glared at him fiercely, Ye Chen couldn’t help but smile bitterly, I said the truth.

“Old Cao, you explain it for me…”

Cao Xingzhi on the side was covering his mouth and snickering, this boss… It’s too dirty… Can you say such straightforward words?

What’s more, to a yellow-flowered girl.

Everyone was snickering there, Xiao Yi couldn’t wait to have a hole for himself to drill, this boss, his heart is very bad… It’s just that it seems to be quite funny?!

Xiao Yi couldn’t help but glance away, but Ye Chen walked away.

This makes the beautiful Xiao Yi very hurt… It turns out that the boss is not talking to himself at all, but really telling a thing.

“Really… It’s not fun! ”

Xiao Yi secretly glanced at Ye Chen, but found that he really didn’t look at himself again… Just now, he really just explained.

Swish!

At this time, Tian Suoe had already cut this big fish there, and this knife work made everyone around look a little sluggish… Even Xiao Yi was a little shocked, this seemingly weak little girl actually has such a good knife skill?!

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Today’s update is a bit less, and things are busy… Tomorrow 10 more!