Hammer 40k: Far East Storm

In short, although the green-skinned orcs have never worshiped the Mechanical God, they are more favored by the Mechanical God than the Mechanical Priests. Their big green heads have unlimited creativity and all kinds of strange ideas, and they can always deal with them. Machines do almost miraculous things.

For greenskins, if they pick up an enemy's broken weapon, they only need simple repairs and some necessary modifications to turn it into their own beautiful treasure weapon.

For the green-skinned enemies, the most troublesome time is when they retreat. What should they do with the heavy equipment they dropped?

Under normal circumstances, it only takes a few accurately installed high explosives to destroy everything that cannot be taken away. Even if you cannot take it away, you cannot hand over the materials to the enemy. But this trick doesn't seem to work so well for the greenskins. Their ability to repair, transform and copy machines is superb.

The question now plaguing Sir Tygett of the Marshmallow Squad is whether he should call for a missile strike. If nothing is done, the enemy will soon get more than twenty armored vehicles, and their learning and imitation abilities are really good. If it is as powerful as the legend, then the warriors on the front line will soon be able to see the armored troops of the green-skinned orcs. But if a missile is summoned to strike, what will the missile hit? Aim at those armored vehicles that have been completely scrapped and make them scrapped more completely?

"You don't need to do anything," Li quickly made a decision without any hesitation, "leave there quickly and look for more valuable targets. Over."

"The coordinates have been reported and are being evacuated."

Li ignored the light spots that gradually appeared on the map. He left the field reconnaissance team channel and switched to a special channel. "Vivien, help me transfer to the No. 2 Artillery Base."

"Transferring..."

At the same time, deep in an underground bunker in a deep mountain, a red phone suddenly rang. The young soldier standing in front of the phone was startled by the sudden ringing of the phone. For the commander of the mysterious base of No. 2 Artillery, two things were crucial. First, ensure that when the red phone rang, When someone receives the call, someone must be on duty in front of this red phone at all times. Second, confirm the password and command permission, and then activate the equipment according to the requirements of the person on the phone to make the entire base operational. However, in the thousands of years since the construction of this base was completed, this phone has never rang once. Countless of the best and most trustworthy soldiers came to this secret base with passion, and then went deep underground. Guard this red phone and do nothing until you die.

Now the phone that had never rang was dialed, and the young soldier understood that this was Reach's misfortune, but it was his own luck.

When the phone rang for the third time, it was answered.

There was no greeting or greeting on the other side of the phone. A low voice directly reported the password. The young soldier carefully copied down the password one by one, and then entered it in front of the computer terminal.

"The computer terminal has confirmed your permission. What can I do for you?"

Li quickly reported the coordinates, "Use cluster incendiary bombs to conduct a full range bombing of the target area, turning that place into a sea of ​​​​fire."

"Understood, coordinates confirmed. Fire rain is expected to fall in five minutes, please stay away from the area."

"If it is an all-round bombing, it will cost at least a hundred missiles," Vivian suddenly interrupted in the channel: "Why don't you use the air force? Not only are the attacks more accurate, they are also more suitable for doing this kind of thing."

"My missile force has not moved for too long. Finally, when I get a chance, I have to let them move."

Five minutes later, Li heard Sir Tygett exclaiming on the channel, "It's raining fire from the sky, my God, it's raining fire from the sky. This is really awesome, roasting all those orcs at once." , This is so cool, my leader, I find that I am about to fall in love with you."

"Thank you, my brother. But now I have a few words to say. Brothers, we must find ways to slow down the expansion speed and pace of the orcs. The mobilization of the large army and the establishment of defense lines all take time. Now these There is a vast plain ahead of the greenskins. As long as they rush in one direction, the only thing that can stop them is the sea. Once that point is reached, the entire situation will collapse. We cannot let these orcs discover this, and we cannot let them get through it. It's so smooth. The best way is to find the boss of this group of orcs and kill him. After the boss dies, these greenskins will drop everything and have a big mess. The chaos will continue until they choose a new one. The boss. This should buy us a certain amount of time. Once we encounter a green-skinned orc who is suspected of being the boss, we should report it first, and then join forces with surrounding teams to conduct surveillance. Don’t act in a hurry. Orc bosses are extremely powerful monsters. . Even if we can't find their boss, don't let them live too comfortably. We must do everything we can to slow them down, even if we turn the entire Texas into scorched earth. If we do nothing, then. This battle to siege our homeland may have not even started yet, and we are about to face a total collapse. These green-skinned orcs are like a virus. Once it spreads, it is unthinkable. We must control the situation. I am on my way to the war zone. Brothers, we will fight together and burn all those greenskins who dare to set foot on Reach to death! In the name of the Emperor, we will finish.

A uniform roar came from the channel, "In the name of the emperor, grant him death!"

After that, Li fell into silence, and the radio became strangely quiet. No other words could be heard except the rustling sound of the electronics.

The sunset quickly fell from the west, leaving the earth in darkness.

In the cabin, the soft white light had turned red, and the captain was notifying his only passenger that he had arrived near the destination.

Li carried his bag on his chest, fixed his weapons, and finally checked the parachute bag again. Then he put on the parachute bag and jumped out, facing the afterglow of the sunset, and jumped into the dark night.

As Li fell, he silently chanted a prayer in his heart.

I carry fire to drive away darkness, I carry faith to drive away ignorance, those who welcome it will live, and those who refuse it will be brought down by me. Death and eternal curse.

Tremble, my enemies!

Because death comes from the sky.

***

"Boss, boss, something bad has happened, something terrible has happened!"

The boss is a sturdy green-skinned orc named Fang. He is stronger than all the orcs in the tribe, with bulging muscles and a huge body. He doesn't look like a small green orc, but more like a legendary Hulk. As the boss, Fang is not only stronger and more powerful than other orcs, but also has a stronger body odor. There is always a stench around his body that is unbearable for orcs, just like a giant fart bug that keeps farting. This is really amazing. You know, such a strong odor is not common even among many bosses.

Fang ignored the panicking boy behind him. He didn't know who the boy yelling behind him was, but it didn't matter. The tribe was big, and Fang was the most important leader in the tribe. As a big shot, he couldn't remember every boy, so he ignored the boy. But the unknown orc boy didn't stop panicking. Instead, he became even more panicked.

"Boss, what's wrong with you? Why don't you answer? Is your ear broken? But I have something important to report, how can you not hear me? Is it possible that too much earwax blocked your ears?" This discovery made the green-skinned orc boy very excited. He jumped and shouted to the guards around the boss, "What are you bodyguards doing? Are you just standing around the boss? Can't you see that the boss has too much earwax and it has blocked his ear holes? Come and help the boss to dig out the earwax!"

So the four guards standing around the fang boss all pulled out the machetes at their waists, "You newcomers, watch carefully, the boss's earwax is very strong, only full-strength chopping can dig it out, and those with average knife skills can't even think of moving the boss's earwax." One of the guards said so proudly.

This time, the fang boss couldn't hold it anymore. He didn't want his bodyguards to use exquisite knife skills to dig out his earwax. He was the fang boss, not a fool. These guards who only have muscles but no brains think they can hide their thoughts, but they don’t know that in the entire tribe, Fang Boss is not only the strongest, but also the wisest. Doesn’t Fang Boss know that his subordinates have long been jealous of Fang Boss’s cool hairstyle that stands upright like a hedgehog? Yes, these bastards are under the banner of cleaning their own earwax, but what they really want to do is to cut off their own hair.

Anyway, the tusk boss couldn't pretend that he didn't hear the shouting, so he turned around angrily, swung his arms horizontally, and shouted, "Calm down!" At the same time, he punched the kid who was running towards him and flew away. Looking at the green-skinned kid moving in a parabola in the air, the tusk boss said deeply, "I said, stay calm, don't panic at any time! This way it will look like you are following me to do something big."

Until the green-skinned kid glided enough in the air and landed with a thud, the tusk boss remembered to ask, "This kid said he had something to report, what was it?"

The unknown green-skinned kid lying on the ground didn't answer, he just twitched for a while, then kicked his legs and didn't move.

He died.

"..."

The fang boss who saw this scene suddenly realized, nodded, and said cleverly: "I knew it, it's okay."

But another green-skinned kid ran over from a distance in panic, "Boss, boss, it's not good!"

This time, the boss seemed very cautious. He paid careful attention to his fists and didn't let them swing out casually as usual. "Little guy, what happened?"

"Boss, something red fell from the sky! A big fire, a big fire, clang, clang, the big technician was roasted into ashes. ! "

"What? You said a big fireball fell from the sky?" Fang Boss looked up at the sky in panic. The sun was of course hanging steadily in the sky, so Fang Boss got angry, "How dare you lie to me? I'll crush you into slag!"

"Boss, wait, boss, I've always been a slag, there's no need to crush you into slag, it's not the big fireball, the important thing is that our 'Dangdangxiang' master technician was killed!"

Fang Boss showed an unprecedented boss majesty and asked seriously: "Our Dangdangxiang master technician was killed by something!"

Naturally, this green-skinned boy wouldn't say anything about red things falling from the sky, fire, etc. Wouldn't it be terrible if the boss looked up at the sky again? And deceiving the boss is not a big problem (as long as the boss doesn't find out), but when the boss knows it, it is too irrational to deceive the boss continuously and unscrupulously in front of everyone, so the orc boy is very rational He said the only "truth" that could be thought of in his green head at this time: "Our great technician, Dangdangxiang, was turned into ashes by a little human shrimp!"

"You little liar!" The fang boss told the truth in one breath, "Human beings are all little shrimps, and little shrimps are all weak! How can Dangdangxiang be so gray? Dangdangxiang is a great technician, and Dangdangxiang is very powerful!"

In the small tribe of Tuya, which was established less than a year ago, the Great Technician Dangdangxiang has a very high status. He can be regarded as lower than one beast and higher than ten thousand heads. The other orcs didn't dare to provoke him, for fear that he would come up with something strange to deal with them. Even Boss Tusk was very angry when he spoke to the great technician Dangdang Xiang, because Boss Tusk’s cart was made by Dangdang Xiang, and when it broke, it was repaired by Dangdang Xiang. Boss Tusk is huge and cool. Bang bang bang is also made by the great technician of Dangdang.

You see, since Dangdangxiang is so powerful in the tribe where the giant fang boss is sitting in battle, and is only a little bit behind the super powerful fang boss, then how could such a powerful Dangdangxiang be used by humans like that? Are the shrimps turning gray?

The orc boy who reported the news wiped his sweat. Yes, he had to come up with an explanation immediately to fool the boss, otherwise he would be a scumbag. So this orc boy with a talent as a novelist began to tell a story, "Human little shrimp" There are many, yes, many, many, little shrimps rushing down from the mountain like a tide, some jumping directly from the mountain, and some rushing out dancing proudly. The great technician Dangdangxiang is not afraid at all, he He took out a, well, a giant bull's weapon, and it only takes one 'bang' to wipe out all these little shrimps! ..." At this point, the little orc who reported the message got stuck, and the ones behind him got stuck! How should the story develop? Yes, the clang was so loud, there was a giant bull's gun, and the little shrimp would be dead if it touched it, but how did he end up being turned into ashes by the human shrimp? It's not good, it's very bad, the main character is so awesome that the story can't go on! How should the story be completed? Brother Go, even a real novelist has to rack his brains to come up with a flawless story. Improvisation to this point is already the limit of the little orc.

But at this time, the fang boss and his guards were all excited. The great technician Dangdangxiang faced a large group of shrimps by himself. It was so exciting! They waved their machetes indiscriminately and shouted loudly.

"Then what?"

"Are all the little shrimps gray?"

"What kind of dance steps did the little shrimp that came out dancing do? Can it dance better than my big orc chicken [chicken]?"

Seeing such excited readers, the new novelist Little Orc was in despair. In front of such a violent, huge machete, and such enthusiastic readers, could he choose to stop writing?

Brother Go, Brother Mao. The novelist beastman looked up at the sky, with tears in his eyes. He pitied me, a generation of genius novelists, who had just discovered their own talents and found their niche as beasts, and yet they were born, and they were about to become scum.

Maybe it was Brother Go, maybe Brother Mao, maybe it was the two big brothers, no matter what, they heard the voice of the novelist orc, and things took an unexpected turn.

"You don't need to ask, I already know what happened," the fang boss wiped his eyes, as if wiping away tears, but all the beasts knew that the boss didn't shed tears, and his eye droppings were still dry in the corners of his eyes. "Dangdangxiang made a powerful 'Bang Bang' some time ago. Dangdangxiang said that it is the most powerful weapon in the history of the orcs. Only the most talented technicians know how to make it. I think, that thing It should be the most genius, most barbaric, and most rubbish weapon in the legend, the dimensional shock cannon.”

The fang boss said this and glanced at the novelist orc, as if to confirm whether what he said was right. What else could the novelist orc say? He nodded hurriedly, with stars in his eyes to express his admiration for the wise and powerful boss, "The boss's guess is absolutely correct."

"It's not a guess, it's a reasoning!" Boss Fang said coolly: "Then, this most genius, most barbaric, and most rubbish weapon, the dimensional concussion cannon, must have exploded. Hey, don't you guys? You know, I say the most genius because this dimensional concussion cannon is too difficult to make. It’s not something that even the most genius orc technicians can’t do. I say the most barbaric because this dimensional concussion cannon is really powerful and fun. The most rubbish thing is because this thing is so prone to problems. With all kinds of problems, I knew it would explode on its own one day. What happened? It was the big explosion that shocked us, the great technicians and the little humans. Are they all ashes?"

The great technician Dangdang was reduced to ashes together with those non-existent little shrimp enemies. Could there be a better ending than this? The orc novelist was very excited, "Yes! Boss, you are so awesome, I admire you so much."