Happy Boys: Starting From Lying Down And Winning Song Qian
Chapter 62 Fang Yifan, Your Mother Tong Wenjie Is So Moist!
Song Qian smiled gratifiedly when she saw that Cao Kun and Qiao Yingzi were in harmony.
She hopes that Cao Kun and Qiao Yingzi can always maintain such a pure brother-sister relationship, and that Qiao Yingzi must not fall in love with Cao Kun one day, that would be bloody!
After breakfast, Cao Kun and Qiao Yingzi set off for Chunfeng Middle School.
At the gate of Shuxiang Yayuan, I met Huang Zhitao and Wang Yidi.
Huang Zhitao and Wang Yidi were discussing a question: "Do you think Fang Yifan will come today?"
"I feel that Fang Yifan is very likely to transfer to another school, right?"
Qiao Yingzi shook his head and said, "I called, but he didn't answer, I'm not sure!"
Cao Kun is not very sure: "Ordinary people with self-esteem will definitely choose to transfer schools.
But it’s hard to say whether a person like Fang Yifan who is begging for nothing and is Huang Zhitao’s licking dog and has no self-respect will transfer to another school!"
Huang Zhitao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Your description is really appropriate, Fang Yifan is really a begging dog with no self-respect!
I didn't want to describe him like that, but what he did yesterday was so strange!"
Wang Yidi said with a smile: "I thought he would definitely transfer to another school. Hearing what Cao Kun said, Fang Yifan has no self-esteem at all, so maybe he will really stay!"
When they arrived in the classroom, they suddenly found that someone was eating on the podium.
Seeing what he ate, almost everyone in the class felt extremely sick and wanted to vomit immediately.
Because what he eats is yellow and orange sticky, it really looks like a rice corpse, shit!
But that guy actually eats with relish!
This person is none other than Fang Yifan they just mentioned!
The students were not only disgusted, but also a little frightened.
This guy Fang Yifan must be crazy, he shit yesterday, and today he eats shit!
However, the shit he's eating now doesn't seem to have a bad smell.
Seeing everyone coming, Fang Yifan stopped and mouthed.
"Yesterday everyone saw my embarrassment with their own eyes, you all thought I was incontinent, didn't you, you were wrong, you were wrong!
In fact, this is the performance art I performed for you!
In fact, what I pull is not shit at all, but like the things I eat now, the main ingredient is peanut butter!
I made a big joke for everyone yesterday, but I didn't explain it clearly, which made everyone misunderstand!"
Cao Kun, Qiao Yingzi, Huang Zhitao, Wang Yidi looked at each other, Jiang Yifan is really good at saving his dignity!
But the problem is that there was obviously a very bad smell coming over yesterday 2004, it must be the smell of feces.
The lump of stuff that Fang Yifan made today doesn't have any smell.
At that time, some classmates who had a bad relationship with Fang Yifan exposed Fang Yifan: "But those things stink yesterday!"
Fang Yifan seemed to have expected that someone would question this, and took out two more things from his bag, one was durian, and the other was even more deadly, stinky mandarin fish!
When he opened all the durians and stinky mandarin fish, the whole classroom was bombarded, and almost all the students ran out!
"Smelly! It stinks! I'm about to be smoked to death!"
"Tmd, when he does this, I forget his stink yesterday!"
"I'm in a daze now, did Fang Yifan suffer from fecal incontinence yesterday?"
"It's obvious what happened yesterday. He wanted to plot against Cao Kun, but he suffered the consequences!"
"However, I have to say that Fang Yifan has a pretty good head, but he just doesn't put it in the right place!"
"If he's so smart and focused on his studies, maybe Huang Zhitao can pay more attention to him!"
Cao Kun couldn't help admiring Fang Yifan, a stepson like himself, who was really a bit crooked.
When he did this, it greatly diluted everyone's impression of what happened to him yesterday.
At least in this class, the consequences of his social death are not so serious.
Because Cao Kun had fully experienced the happiness that Fang Yifan's mother Tong Wenjie brought to him last night, Aiwu and Wushi Shifan became less hateful in Cao Kang's eyes.
Of course, the cuter one is Fang Yifan's younger sister Fang Duoduo.
After the smell of durian and stinky mandarin fish was dissipated by the fan, everyone entered the classroom one after another.
Li Meng originally wanted to scold Fang Yifan severely, why did he engage in such an extremely smelly performance art, but thinking back to what happened to Fang Yifan yesterday, Li Meng couldn't scold Fang Yifan.
After all, Fang Yifan has experienced such a social death, and it is already very rare to commit suicide without depression.
Cao Kun walked up to Fang Yifan and handed the SLR camera to Fang Yifan: "Thank you for the camera!"
Originally, he wanted to say, your mother is very moist!
But that is purely looking for trouble, so let's forget it for the time being.
If Fang Yifan didn't open his eyes and wanted to push his nose on his face, then Cao Kun would irritate him further.
Fang Yifan took the camera and saw that there seemed to be some dents on the top of the camera. It may be that Cao Kun fell from it and fell on the camera.
He turned on the camera and saw that the function was completely normal, so he didn't dare to ask Cao Kun to compensate the camera or something.
Fang Yifan always remembered the play his mother and Song Qian played.
If he continues to target Cao Kun, maybe the drama will become true. His mother has to sacrifice herself to sleep with Cao Kun, so that he can be spared.
Now Fang Yifan was a little afraid of Cao Kun, and he didn't dare to put his nose on his face like before.
Fang Yifan calmed down here, but Ji Yangyang on the other side started acting like a demon again.
Ji Yangyang glanced contemptuously at Cao Kun and said: "I didn't go to the swearing-in meeting yesterday, but I heard from my classmates that you could actually fall off the ceiling of the stand when you took a photo."
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Cao Kun hates Ji Yangyang the most, a guy like Ji Yangyang who thinks he is not a son of the rich and powerful but still shows the arrogance of the children of the rich and powerful.
Ji Yangyang's hostility towards himself is so obvious now, no less than Fang Yifan.
Why does Ji Yangyang have such deep hostility towards Cao Kun?
Because Ji Yangyang discovered that Huang Zhitao, a girl who seemed to be nice to him all the time, was getting closer to Cao Kun recently, and they walked into the classroom together talking and laughing this morning, which made Ji Yangyang jealous at the time.
In addition, the last time Ji Yangyang drove his uncle's entry-level Ferrari sports car into the campus to show off, he was immediately crushed by the Ferrari driven by Cao Kun, and he felt ashamed.
He has a grudge against Cao Kun.
Not to mention, Ji Yangyang wanted to beat Cao Kun, but was abused by Cao Kun with Taijiquan, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Instead of standing up for him, his parents taught him a lesson, which made Ji Yangyang hate Cao even more Kun.
Even though Cao Kun kindly reminded him later that he took his mother Liu Jing to the hospital for a diagnosis and found out that his mother had early breast cancer and had a chance to be cured, but Ji Yangyang was not grateful to Cao Kun at all.
Because Ji Yangyang heard some male classmates talking about how Cao Kun found out that Liu Jing had that kind of cancer. Did Cao Kun touch it himself?
The world can learn from each other, Cao Kun and Liu Jing didn't know each other at all before.
But it was because of the nonsense of some male classmates that Ji Yangyang had a lot of opinions on Cao Kun. Instead of being grateful, he became even more hostile.
Cao Kun said lightly: "Yesterday your parents have been looking for you, they searched the entire playground, but they couldn't find you.
There were thousands of parents at the scene, and they all released balloons with their children, but only your parents looked lonely.
I said you are already 18 years old, can you be more sensible, you are still so childish!"
Ji Yangyang gritted his teeth: "tmd it's your turn to teach me!"
Cao Kun glared at him and said, "You didn't enjoy being beaten that day, did you?"
Ji Yangyang remembered that his nose was bruised and his face was bruised and swollen by Cao Kun's Tai Chi that day, so he was afraid and didn't dare to say anything, but he looked at Cao Kun with resentment in his eyes.
Cao Kun felt that if Ji Yangyang had the brains of Fang Yifan, he didn't know what disgusting things he would do to him.
In fact, Cao Kun didn't have much malice towards Ji Yangyang all the time. It was Ji Yangyang who pretended to be forceful and misunderstood Cao Kun's kindness.
Although Ji Yangyang did not do something disgusting to Cao Kun like Fang Yifan did, but he was sitting not far from Cao Kun, looking at Cao Kun with malicious eyes, which made Cao Kun very upset
Cao Kun decided to do something to refresh himself.
At this moment, Teacher Li Meng stood outside the door, waving at Cao Kun.
Cao Kun quickly stood up and walked out of the classroom, away from Ji Yangyang's malicious eyes.
Li Meng's dress was still the same as yesterday, with a white shirt on her upper body and a black hip-wrapping skirt, outlining her slender curves.
Cao Kun looked at Li Meng with a smile: "Mengmeng, why are you still wearing the same outfit as yesterday, it's not good for a girl to be so sloppy?"
Li Meng gave Cao Kun a charming look: "You guy, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Although I am wearing the same style as yesterday, it is clearly two sets of clothes, and there are still differences in the details!"
Cao Kun looked again carefully, and it seemed that there was indeed one. Today's white shirt seemed to be a slim fit, which set off Li Meng's slender waist.
The hip-wrapping skirt also showed Li Meng's upturned curves.
When Cao Kun seemed to look at Li Meng's clothes unscrupulously, Li Meng was ashamed and angry, and dragged Cao Kun aside: "You scoundrel, why are your eyes so poisonous, it's like X-rays!"
I don't know why, when Cao Kun starred in Li Meng's clothes, Li Meng always had the feeling that he had seen through her.
Cao Kun laughed and said: "You are too sensitive, I just admire your clothes!"
Li Meng glared at Cao Kun again in shame and indignation.
Since the news about giving Cao Kun artificial respiration for 5 minutes yesterday spread, there was a lot of discussion in the school. Many people suspected that there was something wrong with the two of them, which made Li Meng really sensitive to Cao Kun now.
Cao Kun also knew this, looked at Li Meng with a smile and said: "Why did you call me out so politely, don't you know that the two of us are now being rumored, we need to avoid suspicion!"
Li Meng understands Cao Kun's nature, this guy doesn't care what others say, but he said this purely to amuse himself.
Li Meng stretched out her slender hand and twisted Cao Kun's waist: "Bastard, let you tease me like this again!"
Cao Kun groaned: "The way you pinch me really looks like my future wife! It hurts!"
Seeing Cao Kun's grinning face, Li Meng immediately gave a chuckle, and then said, "Go to my office, there is someone who wants to see you!"
Cao Kun was stunned for a moment and asked: "Who is it? It can't be the principal. Do you want me to explain what happened in the venue yesterday, or what happened between the two of us?" Li Meng shook his head and said, "The principal doesn't mind at all. The principal even praised me for ignoring my reputation and sacrificing myself to save others!" Then Cao Kun wondered who was waiting for him.
When Cao Kun came to the office, he suddenly found a dignified and elegant beautiful woman waiting for him.
And that beautiful woman happened to be Liu Jing, the mother of Ji Yangyang who treated Cao Kun with malicious intent just now.
Seeing Cao Kun coming in, Liu Jing stood up quickly, and said sorry to Cao Kun: "Student Cao Kun, I'm sorry, I've always wanted to express my thanks.
Because of your reminder, let me diagnose my disease in time, it is early, it is possible
Only those who were cured were spared, but I have never known how to express my gratitude to you.
Because you are already rich, and the thank you fee that we working people can provide, you probably don’t think much of it at all, and you think we have insulted you!"
Liu Jing's attitude was very gentle, very approachable, and slow, which was in sharp contrast to Ji Yangyang just now.
If Ji Yangyang could follow Liu Jing and receive Liu Jing's education since childhood, I'm afraid he wouldn't be as annoying as he is now.
Cao Kun really didn't know how to ask Liu Jing to express her gratitude to him. He couldn't say that you were committed to him.
This is a bit too offensive. After all, her husband also has status, and she can be regarded as a classy lady.
Cao Kun smiled slightly and said: "Aunt Liu, my reminder is just a mouthful, so why bother? You don't need to take it to heart!"
Liu Jing looked at Cao Kun with a gentle face: "You are such a good boy, and I feel even more guilty because my shortcomings affect your study!"
Cao Kun said with a smile on his face: "Aunt Liu, please don't say that. Ji Yangyang and I are good friends who don't know each other. You are Ji Yangyang's mother. Of course I will help!"
He didn't mention the conflict between himself and Ji Yangyang just now, nor did he mention Ji Yangyang's full malice towards him, just to let Liu Jing relax her vigilance against him. 930
Hearing what Cao Kun said, Liu Jing trusted Cao Kun even more. She originally wanted to explain her situation, but saw that there were other people in the classroom and office, so she said to Cao Kun: "Then can you
Come with me out, let's go to a secluded place, I want to ask you something!"
Cao Kun has already guessed what Liu Jing wants him to help, if Ji Yangyang and Cao Kun are good friends, Cao Kun really doesn't know how to help Liu Jing, after all, it is melon
Under the field plum.
But Ji Yangyang was full of malice towards Cao Kun, Cao Kun couldn't beat up the deputy district yamen, so he expressed his depression to Ji Yangyang's mother Liu Jing.
Cao Kun said to Li Meng: "Teacher Li, you see Aunt Liu needs my help with something. I want to take a leave of absence!"
Li Meng knew Liu Jing's identity yesterday. She was the wife of the deputy district. She was considered a noble lady. She quickly said: "Okay, you can go out!"
Cao Kun followed Liu Jing out of Chunfeng Middle School and joined Liu Jing's army.
He fastened his seat belt and followed Liu Jing to a forest by the river.
It's very quiet here, no one is around.
Because the problems Liu Jing is facing now are difficult to talk about, there is no one in her current social circle who can help her.
Cao Kun showed his level when he diagnosed her in advance, and he also showed a very strong level when he gave Tong Wenjie Chinese massage and massage, which Liu Jing remembered very deeply.
Therefore, when Liu Jing was desperate, she thought of turning to Cao Kun for help.
Liu Jing parked the car, walked to the river, did some chest expansion exercises, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Cao Kun couldn't help but ask: "Aunt Liu Jing, what is going on?"
Liu Jing looked straight at Cao Kun and said: "You are right, I have early-stage breast cancer, and the hospital must do an excision. I don't want to do it.
But they told me that simply using drugs cannot eradicate cancer cells.
I had no other way, so I thought of you "I hope you can help me!"
Cao Kun noticed that Liu Jing in this time and space seemed to be plumper and more prominent than Liu Jing in the original time and space.
I guess Liu Jing is also proud of her figure. It would be a pity if she had it removed just like that.
He couldn't help but said: "As far as I know, after the chemotherapy is completed, organ recovery surgery will be performed later, and the part you originally lost will be repaired!"
Liu Jing shook her head and said: "I have seen several cases, and their repaired appearance is not ideal, far behind the original state!"
Cao Kun frowned slightly, her life was so important, why should she care about the beauty of that part, unless Liu Jing was worried that her husband would feel tired of her.
But in fact, her husband is already tired of her, and their married life must be very uncoordinated. It is estimated that there are very few, otherwise Liu Jing would not have this disease.
It seems that women who live a normal married life rarely get this disease.
Cao Kun thought to himself, Ji Yangyang's father, Ji Shengli, since you are like those people, your salary basically does not change, and your wife basically does not use it, so I will use you for being dignified, virtuous and gentle.
The soft and elegant wife Liu Jing!.
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