Happy Little Mayor

The first place on the homepage to sign the new book list is not guaranteed, chrysanthemums are aching, and I hope that all brothers and sisters will support you! Thank you! ****

The girl is a salesman in the business hall. As soon as she talks, Bowen immediately shakes his spirit and says, "Oh, that's great, so I go back and look for it. If I can sell it, I must ask you For a big meal, I have to thank you for the information you provided. "

Obviously, Bowen is in the mode of pretending to pick up girls. Wang Bo wants to say that we should quickly look at the phone card. As a result, he just opened his mouth and Bowen pushed him behind: the wingman went, and then the fighter. Home.

Wang Bo smiled and stood silently at the back: just go as you go, and I watch you pick up quietly.

The main communication companies in New Zealand are Vodafone, 2Degrees and Telecom. They can provide different types of SIM cards. The default card is Apple's small card. Obviously, the company has swept the New Zealand market.

During the browsing, Wang Bo was surprised to find that the three major operators of China Mobile, China Unicom and Telecom also have business here, which made him very interested, so he asked Julia: "Madam, I am Chinese, do I handle Chinese operations? Mobile phone card is more suitable? "

Although Julia and Bowen hadn't talked for a long time, Bowen's broken mouth had already talked about their situation, so she basically understood the situation of Wang Bo.

After listening to the inquiry, she shook her head with a smile: "I don't recommend you to do this, sir, the operators in your country are actually prepared for the travellers, and the fees are more expensive. In addition, their signals may not cover Japan and Japan. I suggest that you take a look at the business of the Vodafone family. They have the best signals in the South Island. "

Vofunda is the largest telecommunications operator in New Zealand. 3G signals are covered by the sea. There may not be 4G signals in the sun, but 3G signals are no problem.

Wang Bo listened to Julia's recommendation and prepared to apply for Vodafone's mobile phone card. Charlie also suggested to him.

Julia left to prepare Wofonda's introduction sheet, Bowen quietly pulled Wang Bo, and the thief said, "Hey, brother, can you call me Big-pecker when you call me later?"

"What ?!" Wang Bo was shocked. He thought he had heard it wrong, and repeatedly asked. Because according to his understanding, **** means bird's beak, but it is listed separately in English culture, that is, the meaning of male genitalia. The more crude translation of Big-pecker is big-chicken scar ...

"Small voice, yeah, that's it, can you call me Big-pecker? As long as you call me like this, I swear I can be awkward tonight." Bowen laughed.

"Don't think about it!" Said the old man categorically. "There is no insolent heart, no human beings; no shameful heart, no human beings; no resignation heart, no human beings, no righteousness, no people, understand?"

"I don't understand." The cowboy shook his head aggressively.

"The meaning is that people like you who have no shame are not human in the eyes of our ancestors!" Pharaoh's face was distressed.

The cowboy doesn't care if it's a human or not. He just wants to make a man, and he looks forward to saying, "Don't, Wang, help me, help me fly!"

Pharaoh wanted to kick this guy up and kick him, he said, "Dream, I would never do such a thing!"

Bowen motioned to his voice to be lowered, and said weakly: "OK, OK, you don't even want to, let's do such a fire?"

Julia swayed back, asked with a smile: "What's wrong, who's angry?"

Afraid of shame, Bowen quickly said, "No, I'm joking with my guy. Okay, let's get a mobile card now."

Julia smiled: "No problem, Vodafone's two most popular businesses are Gold 19 and Platinum 40. Gold 19 refers to a monthly deposit of 19 yuan, including 500MB of data and 100 minutes of talk. Platinum 40 It is pre-stored at 40 yuan, including 1GB of data, of which NZ $ 40 is used as a deposit into the account, and the call cost is deducted from this NZ $ 40, and there will be surplus to the next month. "

These two businesses are really good, especially the Platinum 40, which is too affordable for people with more Internet access and less calls. As long as you don't make much phone calls, 40 yuan can be used for one year.

But not for him, he mainly calls, especially international calls.

After listening to his needs, Julia came up with a promotional coloring page saying: "That is the 299 business of the president, paying 299 yuan per month, free local calls, 299 minutes of international long-distance time, and 10G traffic per month. In addition, , If you are willing to deposit the cost for ten months, plus one dollar, we will give you a newest iPhone. "

Wang Bo thought about it. Although this 299 business is expensive, it is best for him, and it also sends a new Apple phone, which is close to NZ $ 2,000 in New Zealand.

Thinking about this, he determined the business and began to fill out the purchase order and quality guarantee. Bowen kept smiling at Julia and sent Qiu Bo by the way. He accidentally looked down at the list signed by Wang Bo and was suddenly angry. "Wang, you What do you mean ?! "

Wang Bo was startled and asked, "Why, fuss?"

Bowen, with a sad and angry face deceived, pointed at the place where his name was filled in, and gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean by this? W is capitalized? Do you want to emphasize it?"

Wang Bo looked at it. He filled in the Pinyin of his surname. Wang, there is no problem, so he somehow said, "What's wrong? This is my name."

Bowen looked at him suspiciously, "Your last name is a genitalia?"

"Fack-squid, what do you mean ?! You not only insulted me, but also my family ?!" Pharaoh was angry.

Bowen glanced at Julia, then pulled him away and explained in a low voice.

In English, there are many names of genitals, like Ding Ding, chicken-chicken, hammer, etc. in Chinese. As it happens, the word **** is one of them. It is derived from the word whang, but some letters in the spoken English are not pronounced. The word h will not be pronounced when it is a long time. In American slang, **** has a special meaning.

After listening to this explanation, Wang Bo was stunned. He never knew that he was a chicken. The most terrifying thing is that there are tens of millions of people in China with this name ...

"And you have capitalized W. This is to emphasize the meaning of the word, and it's more straightforward than my Big-pecker." Bowen's expression that you are so bullish that you can't go to heaven.

"Then how do I sign in the future?" Pharaoh became nervous.

He had a hunch that he would be sad, **** has a special meaning, and Bo and ‘bo’ are homophones, so the two are really invincible!

Charlie saw that he really didn't know the matter, so he gave him a sympathetic look, and then the unscrupulous haha ​​laughed, while he laughed and took out his cell phone, what did he want to send on Twitter.

"When you dare to step on the horse, you will die when you make a joke!" Wang Bo snatched his phone and glared.

Charlie raised his hand and smiled: "Haha, okay, okay, haha, it's so funny, I haven't thought of it before, so your last name is like this ..." Mobile phone users please visit http: //m.piaotian. net