Happy Little Mayor

Keep driving along the No. 8 highway. After more than half an hour, a small town enters Wang Bo's vision. √∟

Just like a small town in an American drama, there are some two-story commercial buildings on both sides of the highway, such as cafes, fast food restaurants, flower shops, supermarkets and cinemas.

Looking into the distance, you can see farms and ranches, and many cattle and sheep lazily lie on the grassland to enjoy the light rain. Compared with the setting sun town, Wang Bo feels that although the grassland of Tahiti town is flat, it is not green enough, or the density of the grass is much smaller.

He expressed his feelings, and Charlie laughed: "Of course, the environment of Sunset Town has never been occupied and destroyed. The ranch farm here does not know that it has been used too many young people. The difference must be very big."

The car drove into the town, because there were not many people on the road because of the rain, or it might be the reason that this road was deserted. Pharaoh felt that the town was not very energetic.

He called Carlisle-Hani, and after dialing the number, he was connected. A loud voice rang: "Which one? It's better not to sell horses for sales! Regardless of toilet fertilized dog food cat food insurance or **** Toilet paper! I don't need anything! "

The voice was loud, Bowen said, "Boss, you don't need to open the speakerphone."

Pharaoh: "I didn't open the handsfree on my horse!"

The roar continues: "Talk! Did you call to irritate me? Damn! Something to say! If you only irritate me! Then I congratulate you guys! You succeed! But you do well to bear me Ready to get angry ?! "

Pharaoh softly said, "Hello, is Carlisle-Harry Auditor? I'm a friend of Sheriff Smith, can I come to visit you?"

"Are you a mother-in-law? How can you speak softly and quietly? Speaking at your eggs! Let me hear your masculinity!"

"I'm a friend of Sheriff Smith! Roar, can I come ?!"

"What's your ghost name! What the **** did Smith tell you to come to me ?! Why didn't he come to me?"

Pharaoh was silent. Is this a stepping inspector or a prison guard? Aren't auditors all accountants? Calm accountant still has such a temper?

He explained in the future that, as a result, he had just stated that he was the mayor of Sunset Town, and Hani yelled: "Sunset town? What the **** is that? I don't have time! See you!"

"Beep ..." The microphone sounded a busy tone and hung up opposite.

Pharaoh put the phone up and looked sadly at the rain curtain outside: "Give me a cigarette, and no one should talk to me. I want to be quiet-how can he treat me like this ?!"

Charlie comforted him: "It's normal, so I said it's hard for you to recruit him. The freak Hani's fame is famous in the South Island inspectors' circle."

In fact, the New Zealand auditors have a bad temper, because they belong to the tax system. They greet boring numbers every day, fight with people who want to evade taxes, and monitor some departments. They have bad popularity, stress, and natural temper. Not much better.

Mexican beauty is even desperate: "Snow, Boss, I won't be like this **** look in the future?"

Pharaoh was so painful, but he still had to comfort the terrified Mexican beauty, and he didn't even have time to soothe the wounds in his heart.

It's almost time for lunch. Pharaoh wanted to eat here, but Charlie said that the town is so small that it wouldn't be good if he was run into by Robert, so go to the town of Vagabond next door.

The Homeless Town is between the town of the setting sun and the town of Tahiti.

Bowen is very familiar with Homeless Town. He is the castle from here. When he arrives, he drives to a quaint restaurant and parks, saying, "Maori here is the most authentic. Come on."

The delicious food comforted Pharaoh's injured heart. Bowen ordered a large plate of venison. New Zealand's deer industry is well developed and it is the world's main supplier of venison.

The Maori method of making venison is special. They cook in a large pot for about 3 hours. The soup contains licorice, pinot noir, a variety of and thyme. The stewed venison perfectly preserves the gravy. Very tasty.

"Come lethal force?" Asked the Maori waitress with a round waist.

Bowen laughed: "Of course, why not?"

The main food comes with the drink, mixed with cooked pumpkin, potatoes and corn.

The staple food is wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside, covered with tin foil, followed by a wooden container, and a white cloth inside, which is not easy to eat such a meal.

Their wine is also very chic. The jug is made of bark, the wine glass is wooden, and the clear wine is poured out, like a clear spring, with a delicate fragrance.

The cowboy poured a drink for each of the three, and the Mexican pretty boy said, "What about you?"

The cowboy said rightly: "I want to drive and can't drink."

"Yes, drink without driving, drink without driving." Pharaoh nodded approvingly.

Mexican pretty boy: "Then I drove. When I came, it was driven by Bowen. Don't make him too hard."

Charlie: "Let's drive. I haven't driven in a long time. My hands are itchy ..."

"If you have itchy hands, rub them on the bark," Pharaoh looked at the three with a somber look. "What is the secret of this wine? Why wouldn't you want to drink?"

I usually do n’t see these little crickets smashing three obstacles when drinking beer.

The three looked at each other and shook their heads: "No mystery!"

"If you believe me, you can only say that I'm stupid!" Pharaoh had a serious lack of trust in the three orcs.

After listening to their words, a big man next to him said, "It's very simple, friend. They are afraid of lethal force. Think of this name. You should know its power. This wine has 68 degrees, just like alcohol. Drink it. Damn it! "

Pharaoh laughed and said, "It must be tasted. High-grade liquor is a good thing. Come and drink it. No one is allowed to escape!"

"But who drives?"

"Live here tonight and continue to look for that old mule donkey tomorrow!"

Seeing them holding up their wine glasses, all the Maori people around came to watch, and someone cried, "Do you dare to kill a glass of deadly force?"

"Stuck it!" The Pharaoh drank.

"No!" The three Charlie showed a terrible look.

"Fack! Mother gun! Sting it!" Roared the Pharaoh.

The four wine glasses collided, and Pharaoh took a sip of the wine from the glass. It also meant to vent, and in the morning he was so angry with Carlisle Hani.

When the wine enters the throat, the tongue becomes numb, and then a line of fire burns from the tongue to the stomach. Pharaoh 'Teng' suddenly stood up and felt that the skin was on fire.

"how about it?"

"Cool!" Pharaoh patted the table and said.

The surrounding Maori whistled or slammed the table with their hands to make strange noises. The boss came over and said, "You are warriors, and your bills are 20% off."

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