Happy Little Scholar

The twelfth day of the first lunar month, early morning.

Butcher Zheng opened the door with panda eyes and saw the waiter from the restaurant opposite sitting listlessly on the threshold.

Butcher Zheng glanced at him and said, "Hey, Goudan, what did you do last night? Why are you so sleepy and so cowardly?"

The guy glanced at him and said weakly: "You still have the nerve to say that if your mother-in-law hadn't screamed so loudly that the whole street could hear it last night, how could I be so sleepy? Do you two do this again? …”

"It's none of your business whether my mother-in-law screams or not. Why can't you fall asleep?" Butcher Zheng looked at him with a dark face and asked: "Next time, what do you want to do next time?"

The guy named Goudan was startled when he heard this, then looked at him and asked in surprise: "Is it okay?"

Butcher Zheng picked up a sharp boning knife, tilted his ears and asked, "Come here, come here and tell me what you want to do?"

"I just want to tell you that you have to be public-minded. How about next time I go with the neighbors to play drums and cheer you up..." The guy shook his head. Butcher Zheng's wife was stronger than him. He looked at it. Butcher Zheng is more sexually interesting than looking at his mother-in-law.

He stood up and was so angry: "I don't know who killed Qian Dao last night. He set off cannons in the middle of the night. The sound was so loud that I felt the bed moved. I was woken up by the shock just as I fell asleep. Don't you bastard." Let me catch him. If I catch him, I'll skin him!"

Speaking of the guy who fired off the cannons last night, Butcher Zheng didn't care about him anymore.

He was also simmering with anger towards that turtle bastard. Yesterday, he and his mother-in-law were making preparations for giving birth. At the critical moment, he was frightened by the sound of the cannon and almost lost his soul. Later, the soul was found. But he was lost, and he was kicked a few times by the mother-in-law who had not yet fully enjoyed herself before she allowed him to go to bed...

Speaking of that man, Butcher Zheng became angry. He waved the knife in his hand and said angrily: "If I catch him, I will pick out his bones!"

Last night, many people in Yong County did not sleep well, especially those near the west city gate.

When there was no curfew in the past few days, everyone's nightlife would last until very late. After the curfew these days, as soon as it gets dark, it's time to go to bed.

But no matter whether they were sleeping or not, they were all frightened by the huge sound around midnight last night.

The sound was so loud that it even shook the ground beneath your feet. The first impression you felt was that the sky was falling.

Some people mistakenly thought it was an earth dragon turning over, and hurriedly ran out of the house. They stayed outside for most of the night, but nothing unusual happened, and then they dared to go back to the room.

During the day, everything returned to normal, shops opened and people continued their daily business.

People who are careful will find that a certain wall in the shopping mall is charred, as if it was burned by fire. Most people just scolded the guy who set off the cannon bloody in their hearts.

Wang Wei did not have the awareness to take responsibility for last night's indiscriminate firing of cannons. He stood in front of Li Yi, shook his head, and said with some regret: "My lord, the other members of the holy sect have been captured, and the two purple messengers ran away. That right envoy Fang also ran away. I have asked the brothers to go to their home base. This time their elites are gone, and it will be easy to catch them all..."

Old Fang touched his shiny head and regretted: "Uncle, I was too reckless. I shouldn't have caught those guys who opened the city gate yesterday. Otherwise, that guy named Fang... "

Halfway through, he realized that his surname was also Fang, and added: "The right messenger can't run away."

Li Yi waved his hand and said: "It's okay, just run away. We will meet again in the future. Let's talk next time."

This time, I was able to kill the King of Shu and the elite of the Holy Cult in the chaotic land without losing a single soldier, and captured more than two thousand people. It was just luck, what else could I be dissatisfied with?

One of Fang You's envoys ran away, but a Shu king was left behind.

To him, the King of Shu was obviously much more important than Fang Yu.

Since he entered the capital, the overt and covert fights with the King of Shu have not stopped. It was not until yesterday that the grudge between the two of them was finally settled.

However, even he did not expect that this would be the result in the end.

After experiencing the ups and downs of life, I never got up again in the end, and fell down many times. I finally got a chance to get up, and in an instant I went from heaven to hell. King Shu actually went crazy...

When he was taken down, he shouted loudly such words as "escort", "traitor", "there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me". After he went crazy, he imagined himself as the emperor.

He has wanted to be an emperor all his life, and now this dream has finally come true.

Although he was only deceiving himself, at least he succeeded in deceiving him.

Lao Fang touched his bald head again and asked, "Uncle, how should we deal with the King of Shu?"

Li Yi stood up and said, "I'll go see him first."

After Li Yi left, Wang Wei looked at Lao Fang and asked: "Brother Fang, the bald head is easy to touch, how does it feel?"

Lao Fang nodded: "Not bad."

"Even if it feels good..." Wang Wei opened the rubbing hand on his head and asked, "But can't you touch your own?"

"Crazy..." Lao Fang glanced at him and said, "If I had a bald head, would I still touch yours?"

What he said was plausible and reasonable. Wang Wei opened his lips and didn't know how to refute.

…

The King of Shu was temporarily imprisoned in the prison.

When Li Yi walked in, Chen Chong followed him and said, "The King of Shu has been making a lot of noise since last night, calling himself "I". I asked the doctor to check him while he was asleep last night. He said that his pulse was extremely disordered. It should be because he suffered a great blow in his heart and his mind was hurt. Maybe he will wake up after a while, or maybe... he will always be like this."

Can he not be shocked?

If the King of Shu was not shocked, it would be Li Yi who was imprisoned and shocked now.

After Chen Chong said a few words, he looked at him and asked, "King of Shu, what are you going to do with him?"

Li Yi looked at the old room in the innermost room and said, "Send him back to Kyoto."

The innermost room of the prison.

The King of Shu put his hands on his hips, raised his head, looked at the people in the cell next door, and shouted: "You stubborn people, why don't you kneel when you see me?"

"I tell you, my reinforcements are coming soon, you kneel down now, and I will let them rescue you together in a while!"

"Hmph, you stubborn people, you don't kneel when you see me, I won't let anyone rescue you!"

The people in the cell next door leaned against the wall, looking at the King of Shu who was talking to himself opposite, sighing.

How can a good person go crazy...

The King of Shu turned around angrily and suddenly saw a familiar figure. After a moment of shock, he immediately laughed wildly: "Master Chen, Master Chen, you are here, are you here to save me?"

"Haha, you stubborn people, you stubborn people, did you see it, my reinforcements have arrived, Master Chen is here to save me, you still have time to kneel down now!"

Looking at the King of Shu laughing wildly in the cell, Chen Chong stopped in his tracks, with a very complicated expression on his face.

No matter what, the Chen family had been loyal to the King of Shu for a period of time. Seeing this scene, they felt a different feeling in their hearts.

"Lord Chen, come and save me. I will appoint you as prime minister after I go back. Tell me what you want to be, and I will appoint you when I go back..."

When he glanced and saw the person standing next to Chen Chong, his face changed drastically. He hid in the corner and shouted: "Li Yi, you, you traitor, you caught me, you want to rebel, my father will not let you go, my mother will not let you go, and no one in the world will let you go!"

After shouting a few words, he ran over quickly, grabbed the railing, and said expectantly: "Li Yi, Li Yi, let me go, please let me go, do you remember, have you forgotten that I also invited you to dinner! I also invited you to dinner!"

Seeing the King of Shu like this, Li Yi also felt mixed emotions.

If she had known this, she would not have done it in the first place. She just wanted to live a good life with Ruyi and the others. Whether the King of Shu became the emperor or not had nothing to do with him. If there had not been that meal, if there had not been Qin Yu, perhaps there would not have been today's ending between the two of them.

The King of Shu knelt on the ground and said loudly: "Li Yi, Li Yi, let me go, I can give you whatever you want..."

At a certain moment, his face showed a look of enlightenment, and he said loudly: "I know, I know what you want, I will give it to you, isn't it enough for me to give it to you, if you let me go, I will immediately issue an order to let Mingzhu marry you!"

"Let me go, if you let me go, I will not only let Mingzhu marry you, I will also marry Li Xuan to you, I will also marry Li Xuan to you!"